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  • My dog would tell me if my boyfriend ever cheated on me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:32am
  • Been there done that. At least it wasn't licking your foot the whole time your cuming.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:59am
  • Philadlephia represent!!!!!! He'll yeah PA!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:33pm
  • He's gonna tell on u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:47am
  • In Soviet Russia, girlfriend watches dog have sex with YOU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:53am
  • What made it really akward was when you turned around and blew the dog!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:42am
  • how did the girl feel when she watched you having sex with the dog??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:51pm
  • One thinks that your girlfriend has been training it to lick her vulva. -- Rich Bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:15am
  • Better than trying to join in!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:07am
  • Once, mid coitus, her boyfriends dog jumped on the bed and started licking her face. She excitedly moaned "ohhhhh boy, now hit the clit!" so I rubbed up and smacked to shit out of her clit. After I gave her my signiture anal creampie, she said I didn't have to call her anymore, as I had just demonstrated that I was "too sexually aggressive" moral of the story, if you take a shit on a chicks sofa, make sure her boyfriends dog is around to blame -sleezy lee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:29am
  • u guys have nothin better to do than sit around and call strangers whores?? just LAUGH.. it was funny!! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:01am
  • That bitch will rat you out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:22am
  • Not funny. Oh, and you're a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:42pm
  • Or spayed and it was a she

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:00pm
  • Alway do doggie style when that happens, seriously, try it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:35pm
  • Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:12pm
  • wonder if it will tell on you?..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:00am
  • I would say I hope you catch something, but you probably already have! YOU WHORE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:44pm
  • Haha! My boyfriends dog watches us all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:31pm
  • I agree with 10:13. WHORE! If her dog was watching you were probably in HER bed. Hope u go to hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:25am
  • slutsy mcgee

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 11, 10 at 8:12pm
  • at 6:44 how is someone a whore if they have sex? im pretty sure If they're a stripper or prostitute then the could be a whore. but just having sex doesn't make you a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:49pm
  • Agreed ur a FUCKIN WHORE and it's dumb cunts like you who fuck everything up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:15pm
  • I know it's true love whenever I already have an impersonator -sleezy lee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:24am
  • Fuckin Whore. I hope you catch something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:23pm
  • Lol I think the dog's just sad his owner neutered him!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:59pm
  • Prob someone whose intials are LK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:19pm
  • I hope that dog sees you walking down the street and rips your throat out. Whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:19pm
  • my boyfriends dog was watching us fuck one night and starting humping the shit out of his pillow. Didn't stop til we did! So funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:10pm
  • awwww my cat does that. fucking creepy though hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:56pm
  • And, to before mentioned impersonator, my indicriminate fucking IS species specific. That species being human. Not everyone from Louisiana is into beastiality -sleezy lee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:26am
  • He was just patiently waiting his turn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:52am
  • secondd... yayyy jk. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:06am
  • Not funny... Stop cheating and grow the fuck up!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:51pm
  • secondd... yayyy jk. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:06am