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  • 83 64
    Submitted by pretzel on Jul 24, 10 at 11:11am

    It's pretzel not pretzels retard

  • 78 58
    Submitted by thomasb28 on Jul 23, 10 at 3:40pm

    One of the best texts I've seen in a while

  • 82 76
    Submitted by sdude on Jul 23, 10 at 10:00pm

    @firsty you rock man

  • 75 72
    Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 23, 10 at 2:04pm

    Too the clinic we go!

  • 74 71
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 23, 10 at 9:09pm

    I'm sick of tinydicksuperman you need a real jib and what now get a new hobby. This isn't real life. I don't want to be old and stupid like you.

  • 69 61
    Submitted by blitted on Jul 23, 10 at 2:11pm

    Ahhh the ol' trip to the clinic. Classic.

  • 80 89
    Submitted by whatnow on Jul 23, 10 at 2:10pm

    Firsty, pretzels, and Peytonmanning need to fuck themselves

  • 69 70
    Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 23, 10 at 2:21pm

    Fuck off eternity

  • 68 74
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 23, 10 at 9:19pm

    whats wrong with these manwhores....wear a condom

  • 69 77
    Submitted by JV33 on Jul 23, 10 at 2:56pm

    Definition, not synonym.

    • 69 52
      Submitted by ojg15 on Jul 24, 10 at 9:49am

      Euphemism, not definition.

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 3:05pm

    Firsty u rock under men

  • 70 84
    Submitted by eternity on Jul 23, 10 at 2:11pm

    @whatnow: Acually Firsty is fucking amazing :] Ad you Sir are a total assfuck.

    • 79 62
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 23, 10 at 4:16pm

      Why thank you, eternity :)