Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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One of the best texts I've seen in a while
It's pretzel not pretzels retard
Firsty, pretzels, and Peytonmanning need to fuck themselves
@whatnow: Acually Firsty is fucking amazing :] Ad you Sir are a total assfuck.
Why thank you, eternity :)
@firsty you rock man
Definition, not synonym.
Euphemism, not definition.
I'm sick of tinydicksuperman you need a real jib and what now get a new hobby. This isn't real life. I don't want to be old and stupid like you.
Too the clinic we go!
Ahhh the ol' trip to the clinic. Classic.
Firsty u rock under men
whats wrong with these manwhores....wear a condom
Fuck off eternity