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  • He sounds likes a delightful chap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:07pm
  • 6:16-- it's not bragging... It's the girl saying he tried to fuck her. Nothing remotely brag like.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:13am
  • He needs to be fisted by Hulk Hogan. Face or butthole, either is fine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:01pm
    • Almost every one with that area code needs to. Im from there. classsssssy people let me tell ya. lol

      Submitted by amorace512 on Mar 9, 10 at 12:10pm
  • So did you fuck him?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:26pm
  • Why would anybody give this a thumbs up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:08pm
  • New to this. I have to believe mist of these texts are for shock value and aren't real. Making me regret buying this app, what's the point if they are made up and looking for attention. Lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:59pm
  • I'm all for gettin some, but this guy needs to die .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:07am
  • so fucked up.. and to those who always try to for first post, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? it's anonymous for god's sake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:19pm
  • America is what's wrong with America

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:18pm
  • this shouldnt have made it on the site...if its even true/real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:43am
  • Wow wat an asshole. I just found out my boyfriend has leukemia. I would never cheat on him, especially now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:47pm
  • That really is fucked up. Like bad. That guy shod have his dick removed, then put in his mouth so he can choke on it. And I hope op didn't fuck him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 4:52am
  • 2:00pm needs to shove a rusty pipe up their ass, don't be a prick just because women find you disgusting and won't touch you with a 50 ft pole. OP- you should have castrated that cheating motherfucker with a dull knife and pushed him off a cliff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:27pm
  • If I knew this dude, he would be biting a curb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:18pm
  • 2:54 nothing in this text makes the girl a whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:29pm
  • @10.26 -- you make a lot of sense. The cancer girl may have been just a booty call. So let the guy move on. Why does he have to be tied down to someone just because they had sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:20am
  • Wow. Just wow. What an ass! Cancer sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:09pm
  • What a colorful gent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:07pm
  • I hope all the guys that read this think hes an asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:32pm
  • 10:47 Maybe for heartless fucks like you. Some of us can keep our pants on. Cheating is not part of life. Go die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:03am
  • This is absolutely horrible.. fuck this asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:06pm
  • Shut. The. Fuck. Up. You little loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:42am
  • Wow dont expect anything from him- except possibly AIDS. Easy cum easy go afterall. Whats a little illness between lovers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:06pm
  • Yeah i bet he wants an easy cum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:10pm
  • Wow that guy is ducked up. I am an asshole at times but not like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:39pm
  • Vero beach making it's self look good again...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:56pm
  • fucking hope this is fake, my mom just went through a year of chemo that shit isn't funny at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:58am
  • First. Look I'm cool the the others

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:01pm
  • Nice guy, tell him Satan says hi.

    Submitted by backseatdriver on Apr 14, 10 at 4:46pm
  • It's funny because it's fucked up, why do you Think family guy and southpark are so funny? cancer isn't funny. This is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:44am
  • wow that is so messed up. i've been going through chemo for 2 years now and it's nothing to fuckin joke about. maybe it was just a short relationship when she got diagnosed but who is heartless enough to sneak around behind somebodies back that is already going through hell?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:35pm
  • Not something to joke about. This is disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:33pm
  • Whatta diccckkk. I'd beat his ass.

    Submitted by oh_hot_damn_7 on Jun 1, 10 at 6:32pm
  • People like him are what's wrong with America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Fuck him! I fucking hate cheaters. I have never cheated on anyone! His girl is sick. He should be with her taking care of her. Being there for her. He sounds to me like he's a puck bitch!!! I hope that u didn't do any thing with him. That would make u just as bad ad him!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:28pm
  • i have cancer and i laughed my ass off at this. its obviously fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:32am
  • What does op mean???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:43am
  • Haha this is Sad, but funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:06pm
  • TFLN use to be funny, now just sad and gross. Maybe I should start watching springer again at least he had a heart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:17pm
  • Premarital sex?!? You'll go straight to hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:40pm
  • I hope he gets cancer and his girlfriend cheats on him... Twice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:29am
  • Thank you 1:44pm for making me see that there is some hope left for the male population.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:02pm
  • Wow... What an ass hat. ;/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:34pm
  • Awful text . Not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:04pm
  • i bet he cums really easy. what a fuckin douche. tell all his friends he has a small dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:19pm
  • He really does need to die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:22am
  • what a fucking bitch...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:03pm
  • What difference does it make? He's the one who has to live with his decision and the beyrayal. Weak people deal with crisis in bizarre ways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Obvious troll is obvious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:35pm
  • And you thought that he actually gave a damn????????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:43am
  • 11:49 your a dick. why would you laugh at somebody going through that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:36pm
  • the whole point is that you all are treating him like a douchebag for wanting pussy. She was the girlfriend and not the wife. How long was she the girfriend? One night? Two? What is the dude supposed to do -- take estrogen shots until the girlfriend dies, go thru a period of mourning, and then start hooking up again? Why should he stay off other poon? This site is too judgemental

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:26am
  • This makes me embarassed to share the same area code with that guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:27am
  • Now, now, let's not be so hard on this guy, after all, he is in/from Florida. What can you possibly expect?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 4:50am
  • I love how the majority of guys on here refer to his girlfriend as a cumdumpster. If that's how you view women then you are fucked up. Not like saying this will make a difference I'm simply stating the obvious. You're the kind of guys that deserve to piss off the wrong person and have the ever loving piss beaten out of you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:38pm
  • so what's the big deal? He's talking about a girlfriend, not something that matters. It's not like his favorite pair of shoes is damaged. It's just a girlfriend -- a cumdumpster. He dumped and he's moving on -- like he should. Lighten up, bitches and cunts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 4:08am
  • This guy should be the one with cancer. Then see what his chances are of getting laid. If you fucked him then you deserve what karma brings you. Though I assume by 'tried' you didnt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:26am
  • 1028...what is a puck bitch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:46pm
  • Why did this make it on? I thought this shit is supposed to be funny. This site needs new staff members or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:11am
  • This is not even remotely funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:10pm
  • Jerk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:08am
  • The world would be so much better without asholes like him and whores like her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:54am
  • This person doesn't deserve to live

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:49am
  • Well... Did you fuck him?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:26pm
  • its the 772 everyones scummy here, no surprise

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:27pm
  • It was just a girlfriend. I really wish Evolutionary Psychology was a mandatory course in high school so more of America would be able to understand the gears that turn in a man's brain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:10am
  • Yeah well, he IS allowed to move on for sure. What makes him a total asshole is not only that whole cancer thing, it's the fact that he should break up with that girl instead of cheating on her. That guy shouldn't have a girlfriend if he's not able to take care of her when she's living something hard. There's something for that kind of people: it's called booty calls, one nights or masturbation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:32am
  • Um guys are REALLY that bad. I was hooking up with a guy for 6 months when I found out he not only had a girlfriend in another state, but she had cancer. Sick people in this world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:18am
  • Disgusting, as a guy who was dating a girl that went through a cancer scare this Summer, I could never EVER imagine doing this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:44pm
  • fuckin martin/psl. i want to know who this was so i can avoid them.

    Submitted by KITTEH on Jan 16, 10 at 12:02am
  • He's a dick...but this is freaking hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:47pm
  • He'll I have posted like 30 funny things that never gotten posted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:17am
  • Asshole... This should have not made it on the site.... I'm sure there was a more funny txt to post besides this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:57am
  • How the fuck do you TRY to fuck someone? throw them down n hope they don't break your dick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:55pm
  • This is bad... But hella funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Fuck you, 4:08. Cancer isn't funny. My aunt died from it after months of suffering. Whoever thinks that's humorous deserves to go to hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:04am
  • I have cancer, and couldn't even lose my virginity on my b-day, yesterday. Probably be one of my last chances, too.. v_v

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:43pm
  • to whoever this is: good job making the guys in our area code look like dicks....

    Submitted by remygorawr on Nov 2, 10 at 10:06pm
  • Wow, do you hang around rapists often OP? If so, try to stop that. Or at least cut down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:00am
  • Cancers nothing to joke about. I'm all up for sexism and racism and what other ism there is, but just not cancer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:50pm
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=related

    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 24, 11 at 5:14pm
  • What a asshole. Hopefully karma will be a bitch in the near future.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:55pm
  • I don't know if this is true or not, but it made me laugh my balls off!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:28am
  • Sounds like my fucking dumbass cousin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:31am
  • Assholeeeeeeeeeee .... Who does that ?!???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:57pm
  • asshole

    Submitted by UACrew on Oct 18, 10 at 2:40am
  • What an asshole. That's so rude. >_<

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:29pm
  • It's people like this that need to be sterile so that they can never produce someone as dumb as them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:32am
  • This dude should rot in hell if it's real, if not whoever made it up should.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:50am
  • I read this.. and saw the area code and started laughing my ass off.. because I'm from 772... and this is exactly how the majority of guys are down there!! hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:45pm
  • Don't be so sensitive...cheating is just a part of life...bang then move on...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:47pm
  • That may be the single most callous thing I've ever read, and I've seen most of the TFLN archives. I hope that dude gets some really painful STD from some really stupid woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:17am
  • this has to be fake, what a little fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:04am
  • Regardless of how long his relationship was with her he shouldn't make a mockery of such a devastating sickness. He is allowed to break up with her and move on to the next girl if he can't be man enough to handle a situation like that... Not cheat on her and pretend to be supportive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:59am
  • this isn't even funny...my grammie died from cancer :( how can people even joke about thisss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:39am
  • true story: a coworker divorced his wife while she was being treated; she died after the divorce. Thought he was being heartless until I found out that she was a cheating whore. Life sucks -- deal with it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:16am
  • This Display of inhumanity makes long for a quick painless death.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:38pm
  • Wow people need to chill. The whole point to the text Is that he is an asshole and was trying to fuck her while his girlfriend is dying of cancer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:58am
  • I get it- its just a text and its not a big deal blah blah blah. But for some people it really is...maybe this text is fake or whatever but joking about cancer isnt funny. My best friends dad died of cancer and my own dad is currently suffering from cancer. So i think its fair for me to say that making light of something so badjust shouldnt be done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:57am
  • Absolutely disgusting. Obviously never lost anyone close. I hope you get ball cancer

    Submitted by aussiedig on Feb 18, 12 at 7:24am
  • Most fucked up thing I've ever heard, fuck guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:49am
  • Honestly, TFLN is turning me lesbian. You just can't trust guys these days.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:48pm
  • Why the hell would you brag about this? It's a terrible thing to. How did this make it on here this isn't funny at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:16am
  • TFLN used to be awesome, not TFLN is what's wrong with America

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:44pm
  • It's the 772 no surprise everyones scummy here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:30pm
  • they deserve each other...she's hanging out with the kinda guy that cheats on a g/f with cancer, she's just as guilty as he is if she knows about it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:33pm
  • What a little two timing dweeb

    Submitted by strikerz890 on Aug 5, 11 at 4:05am
  • I hope he gets cancer in his balls, has to get them amputated. And then gets shot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:37am
  • sounds like 1:38 has been dumped a few times for a better looking babe. Sucks to be you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:00pm
  • I've never agreed more with anyone or anything then I do with 1:06

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:25am
  • December 5th 8:37 pm you are a fucking asshole and Deserve to rott in hell! I'm really hoping this story isn't true. and if it isn't you better pray that no gets cancer in your family because then you will know that it's not something to joke about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:23am
  • 10:28 takes this wayyy to seriously. lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:01pm
  • This is terrible. What an asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:33am
  • what a fucking asshole. and 8:37--- wow you're an even bigger asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:08am
  • he's a pig

    Submitted by beccaboo91 on Nov 16, 10 at 1:29am
  • What an assmuncher...

    Submitted by nenefoxie on May 4, 10 at 3:08pm
  • I don't see anywhere where he pretended to be supportive. He wants to move on from some girl that he has no legal obligation to remain involved with. cancer sucks...but why change his life because a cumdumpster gets sick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:26pm
  • Whatever. She probably tucked him and is now making an excuse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:35am
  • He deserves ball cancer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 5:35am
  • is he supposed to put his life on hold for months to years while he is on a death watch? Don't think so

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:29pm
  • My girlfriend died of cancer. It was funny. I fucked her sister after the funeral.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:37pm
  • Coolest. Dude. Ever!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:38pm
  • do y'all really expect the guy to stay "loyal" to a girl just because she has been diagnosed with cancer? Why is it HIS concern to be with her and take care of her? He didn't do anything but fuck her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:34pm
  • His girlfriend was just diagnosed with cancer and you won't even fuck him. Man, rough day. If anyone ever deserved a pity fuck it would be him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:06am