i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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He sounds likes a delightful chap
6:16-- it's not bragging... It's the girl saying he tried to fuck her. Nothing remotely brag like.
He needs to be fisted by Hulk Hogan. Face or butthole, either is fine.
Almost every one with that area code needs to. Im from there. classsssssy people let me tell ya. lol
So did you fuck him?
Why would anybody give this a thumbs up?
New to this. I have to believe mist of these texts are for shock value and aren't real. Making me regret buying this app, what's the point if they are made up and looking for attention. Lame.
I'm all for gettin some, but this guy needs to die .
so fucked up.. and to those who always try to for first post, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? it's anonymous for god's sake
America is what's wrong with America
this shouldnt have made it on the site...if its even true/real
Wow wat an asshole. I just found out my boyfriend has leukemia. I would never cheat on him, especially now.
That really is fucked up. Like bad. That guy shod have his dick removed, then put in his mouth so he can choke on it. And I hope op didn't fuck him
2:00pm needs to shove a rusty pipe up their ass, don't be a prick just because women find you disgusting and won't touch you with a 50 ft pole.
OP- you should have castrated that cheating motherfucker with a dull knife and pushed him off a cliff
If I knew this dude, he would be biting a curb.
2:54 nothing in this text makes the girl a whore
@10.26 -- you make a lot of sense. The cancer girl may have been just a booty call. So let the guy move on. Why does he have to be tied down to someone just because they had sex?
Wow. Just wow. What an ass! Cancer sucks.
What a colorful gent
I hope all the guys that read this think hes an asshole
10:47 Maybe for heartless fucks like you. Some of us can keep our pants on. Cheating is not part of life. Go die.
This is absolutely horrible.. fuck this asshole.
Shut. The. Fuck. Up. You little loser
Wow dont expect anything from him- except possibly AIDS. Easy cum easy go afterall. Whats a little illness between lovers?
Yeah i bet he wants an easy cum.
Wow that guy is ducked up. I am an asshole at times but not like that.
Vero beach making it's self look good again...
fucking hope this is fake, my mom just went through a year of chemo that shit isn't funny at all.
First. Look I'm cool the the others
Nice guy, tell him Satan says hi.
It's funny because it's fucked up, why do you
Think family guy and southpark are so funny? cancer isn't funny. This is.
wow that is so messed up. i've been going through chemo for 2 years now and it's nothing to fuckin joke about. maybe it was just a short relationship when she got diagnosed but who is heartless enough to sneak around behind somebodies back that is already going through hell?
Not something to joke about. This is disgusting.
Whatta diccckkk. I'd beat his ass.
People like him are what's wrong with America.
Fuck him! I fucking hate cheaters. I have never cheated on anyone! His girl is sick. He should be with her taking care of her. Being there for her. He sounds to me like he's a puck bitch!!! I hope that u didn't do any thing with him. That would make u just as bad ad him!
i have cancer and i laughed my ass off at this. its obviously fake
What does op mean???
Haha this is Sad, but funny
TFLN use to be funny, now just sad and gross. Maybe I should start watching springer again at least he had a heart.
Premarital sex?!? You'll go straight to hell
I hope he gets cancer and his girlfriend cheats on him... Twice.
Thank you 1:44pm for making me see that there is some hope left for the male population.
Wow... What an ass hat. ;/
Awful text . Not funny
i bet he cums really easy. what a fuckin douche. tell all his friends he has a small dick.
He really does need to die.
what a fucking bitch...
What difference does it make? He's the one who has to live with his decision and the beyrayal.
Weak people deal with crisis in bizarre ways.
Obvious troll is obvious
And you thought that he actually gave a damn????????
11:49 your a dick. why would you laugh at somebody going through that?
the whole point is that you all are treating him like a douchebag for wanting pussy. She was the girlfriend and not the wife. How long was she the girfriend? One night? Two? What is the dude supposed to do -- take estrogen shots until the girlfriend dies, go thru a period of mourning, and then start hooking up again? Why should he stay off other poon? This site is too judgemental
This makes me embarassed to share the same area code with that guy
Now, now, let's not be so hard on this guy, after all, he is in/from Florida. What can you possibly expect?
I love how the majority of guys on here refer to his girlfriend as a cumdumpster. If that's how you view women then you are fucked up. Not like saying this will make a difference I'm simply stating the obvious. You're the kind of guys that deserve to piss off the wrong person and have the ever loving piss beaten out of you.
so what's the big deal? He's talking about a girlfriend, not something that matters. It's not like his favorite pair of shoes is damaged. It's just a girlfriend -- a cumdumpster. He dumped and he's moving on -- like he should. Lighten up, bitches and cunts
This guy should be the one with cancer. Then see what his chances are of getting laid. If you fucked him then you deserve what karma brings you. Though I assume by 'tried' you didnt.
1028...what is a puck bitch?
Why did this make it on? I thought this shit is supposed to be funny. This site needs new staff members or something.
This is not even remotely funny
The world would be so much better without asholes like him and whores like her.
This person doesn't deserve to live
Well... Did you fuck him?
its the 772 everyones scummy here, no surprise
It was just a girlfriend. I really wish Evolutionary Psychology was a mandatory course in high school so more of America would be able to understand the gears that turn in a man's brain.
Yeah well, he IS allowed to move on for sure. What makes him a total asshole is not only that whole cancer thing, it's the fact that he should break up with that girl instead of cheating on her.
That guy shouldn't have a girlfriend if he's not able to take care of her when she's living something hard. There's something for that kind of people: it's called booty calls, one nights or masturbation.
Um guys are REALLY that bad. I was hooking up with a guy for 6 months when I found out he not only had a girlfriend in another state, but she had cancer. Sick people in this world.
Disgusting, as a guy who was dating a girl that went through a cancer scare this Summer, I could never EVER imagine doing this.
fuckin martin/psl. i want to know who this was so i can avoid them.
He's a dick...but this is freaking hilarious!
He'll I have posted like 30 funny things that never gotten posted
Asshole... This should have not made it on the site.... I'm sure there was a more funny txt to post besides this
How the fuck do you TRY to fuck someone? throw them down n hope they don't break your dick?
This is bad... But hella funny
Fuck you, 4:08.
Cancer isn't funny. My aunt died from it after months of suffering. Whoever thinks that's humorous deserves to go to hell.
I have cancer, and couldn't even lose my virginity on my b-day, yesterday. Probably be one of my last chances, too.. v_v
to whoever this is: good job making the guys in our area code look like dicks....
Wow, do you hang around rapists often OP? If so, try to stop that. Or at least cut down.
Cancers nothing to joke about. I'm all up for sexism and racism and what other ism there is, but just not cancer.
What a asshole. Hopefully karma will be a bitch in the near future.
I don't know if this is true or not, but it made me laugh my balls off!
Sounds like my fucking dumbass cousin
Assholeeeeeeeeeee .... Who does that ?!???
What an asshole. That's so rude. >_<
It's people like this that need to be sterile so that they can never produce someone as dumb as them.
This dude should rot in hell if it's real, if not whoever made it up should.
I read this.. and saw the area code and started laughing my ass off.. because I'm from 772... and this is exactly how the majority of guys are down there!! hahahaha
Don't be so sensitive...cheating is just a part of life...bang then move on...
That may be the single most callous thing I've ever read, and I've seen most of the TFLN archives. I hope that dude gets some really painful STD from some really stupid woman.
this has to be fake, what a little fuck
Regardless of how long his relationship was with her he shouldn't make a mockery of such a devastating sickness. He is allowed to break up with her and move on to the next girl if he can't be man enough to handle a situation like that... Not cheat on her and pretend to be supportive
this isn't even funny...my grammie died from cancer :( how can people even joke about thisss
true story: a coworker divorced his wife while she was being treated; she died after the divorce. Thought he was being heartless until I found out that she was a cheating whore. Life sucks -- deal with it
This Display of inhumanity makes long for a quick painless death.
Wow people need to chill. The whole point to the text Is that he is an asshole and was trying to fuck her while his girlfriend is dying of cancer
I get it- its just a text and its not a big deal blah blah blah. But for some people it really is...maybe this text is fake or whatever but joking about cancer isnt funny. My best friends dad died of cancer and my own dad is currently suffering from cancer. So i think its fair for me to say that making light of something so badjust shouldnt be done
Absolutely disgusting. Obviously never lost anyone close. I hope you get ball cancer
Most fucked up thing I've ever heard, fuck guys
Honestly, TFLN is turning me lesbian. You just can't trust guys these days.
Why the hell would you brag about this? It's a terrible thing to. How did this make it on here this isn't funny at all.
TFLN used to be awesome, not TFLN is what's wrong with America
It's the 772 no surprise everyones scummy here.
they deserve each other...she's hanging out with the kinda guy that cheats on a g/f with cancer, she's just as guilty as he is if she knows about it...
What a little two timing dweeb
I hope he gets cancer in his balls, has to get them amputated. And then gets shot.
sounds like 1:38 has been dumped a few times for a better looking babe. Sucks to be you
I've never agreed more with anyone or anything then I do with 1:06
December 5th 8:37 pm you are a fucking asshole and Deserve to rott in hell! I'm really hoping this story isn't true. and if it isn't you better pray that no gets cancer in your family because then you will know that it's not something to joke about
10:28 takes this wayyy to seriously. lol.
This is terrible. What an asshole
what a fucking asshole. and 8:37--- wow you're
an even bigger asshole
he's a pig
What an assmuncher...
I don't see anywhere where he pretended to be supportive. He wants to move on from some girl that he has no legal obligation to remain involved with. cancer sucks...but why change his life because a cumdumpster gets sick?
Whatever. She probably tucked him and is now making an excuse
He deserves ball cancer
is he supposed to put his life on hold for months to years while he is on a death watch? Don't think so
My girlfriend died of cancer. It was funny. I fucked her sister after the funeral.
Coolest. Dude. Ever!!!
do y'all really expect the guy to stay "loyal" to a girl just because she has been diagnosed with cancer? Why is it HIS concern to be with her and take care of her? He didn't do anything but fuck her.
His girlfriend was just diagnosed with cancer and you won't even fuck him. Man, rough day. If anyone ever deserved a pity fuck it would be him.