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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:07pm

    He sounds likes a delightful chap

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:58pm

    People like him are what's wrong with America.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:08pm

    Why would anybody give this a thumbs up?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:01pm

    He needs to be fisted by Hulk Hogan. Face or butthole, either is fine.

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      Submitted by amorace512 on Mar 9, 10 at 12:10pm

      Almost every one with that area code needs to. Im from there. classsssssy people let me tell ya. lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:19pm

    so fucked up.. and to those who always try to for first post, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? it's anonymous for god's sake

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:07am

    I'm all for gettin some, but this guy needs to die .

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:04pm

    Awful text . Not funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:09pm

    Wow. Just wow. What an ass! Cancer sucks.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:18pm

    America is what's wrong with America

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    Submitted by oh_hot_damn_7 on Jun 1, 10 at 6:32pm

    Whatta diccckkk. I'd beat his ass.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:47pm

    Wow wat an asshole. I just found out my boyfriend has leukemia. I would never cheat on him, especially now.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:59pm

    New to this. I have to believe mist of these texts are for shock value and aren't real. Making me regret buying this app, what's the point if they are made up and looking for attention. Lame.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:07pm

    What a colorful gent

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:06pm

    This is absolutely horrible.. fuck this asshole.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:33pm

    Not something to joke about. This is disgusting.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:03am

    10:47 Maybe for heartless fucks like you. Some of us can keep our pants on. Cheating is not part of life. Go die.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:26pm

    So did you fuck him?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:43am

    this shouldnt have made it on the site...if its even true/real

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:29am

    I hope he gets cancer and his girlfriend cheats on him... Twice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:06pm

    Wow dont expect anything from him- except possibly AIDS. Easy cum easy go afterall. Whats a little illness between lovers?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:18pm

    If I knew this dude, he would be biting a curb.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:17pm

    TFLN use to be funny, now just sad and gross. Maybe I should start watching springer again at least he had a heart.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:13am

    6:16-- it's not bragging... It's the girl saying he tried to fuck her. Nothing remotely brag like.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:10pm

    This is not even remotely funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:46pm

    1028...what is a puck bitch?

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    Submitted by UACrew on Oct 18, 10 at 2:40am

    asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:39pm

    Wow that guy is ducked up. I am an asshole at times but not like that.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:57am

    Asshole... This should have not made it on the site.... I'm sure there was a more funny txt to post besides this

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:34pm

    Wow... What an ass hat. ;/

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    Submitted by remygorawr on Nov 2, 10 at 10:06pm

    to whoever this is: good job making the guys in our area code look like dicks....

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:55pm

    How the fuck do you TRY to fuck someone? throw them down n hope they don't break your dick?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:17am

    He'll I have posted like 30 funny things that never gotten posted

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:54am

    The world would be so much better without asholes like him and whores like her.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:22am

    He really does need to die.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:14pm

    This is bad... But hella funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:28pm

    Fuck him! I fucking hate cheaters. I have never cheated on anyone! His girl is sick. He should be with her taking care of her. Being there for her. He sounds to me like he's a puck bitch!!! I hope that u didn't do any thing with him. That would make u just as bad ad him!

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    Submitted by backseatdriver on Apr 14, 10 at 4:46pm

    Nice guy, tell him Satan says hi.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:03pm

    what a fucking bitch...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:35pm

    Obvious troll is obvious

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:29pm

    2:54 nothing in this text makes the girl a whore

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 4:52am

    That really is fucked up. Like bad. That guy shod have his dick removed, then put in his mouth so he can choke on it. And I hope op didn't fuck him

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:18am

    Um guys are REALLY that bad. I was hooking up with a guy for 6 months when I found out he not only had a girlfriend in another state, but she had cancer. Sick people in this world.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:43am

    And you thought that he actually gave a damn????????

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:58am

    fucking hope this is fake, my mom just went through a year of chemo that shit isn't funny at all.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:49am

    This person doesn't deserve to live

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:02pm

    Thank you 1:44pm for making me see that there is some hope left for the male population.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:11am

    Why did this make it on? I thought this shit is supposed to be funny. This site needs new staff members or something.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:26am

    This guy should be the one with cancer. Then see what his chances are of getting laid. If you fucked him then you deserve what karma brings you. Though I assume by 'tried' you didnt.

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    Submitted by KITTEH on Jan 16, 10 at 12:02am

    fuckin martin/psl. i want to know who this was so i can avoid them.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:08am

    Jerk

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:32pm

    I hope all the guys that read this think hes an asshole

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:56pm

    Vero beach making it's self look good again...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:55pm

    What a asshole. Hopefully karma will be a bitch in the near future.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:19pm

    i bet he cums really easy. what a fuckin douche. tell all his friends he has a small dick.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:27pm

    its the 772 everyones scummy here, no surprise

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:27pm

    2:00pm needs to shove a rusty pipe up their ass, don't be a prick just because women find you disgusting and won't touch you with a 50 ft pole. OP- you should have castrated that cheating motherfucker with a dull knife and pushed him off a cliff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:44pm

    Disgusting, as a guy who was dating a girl that went through a cancer scare this Summer, I could never EVER imagine doing this.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:38pm

    I love how the majority of guys on here refer to his girlfriend as a cumdumpster. If that's how you view women then you are fucked up. Not like saying this will make a difference I'm simply stating the obvious. You're the kind of guys that deserve to piss off the wrong person and have the ever loving piss beaten out of you.

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    Submitted by beccaboo91 on Nov 16, 10 at 1:29am

    he's a pig

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:44am

    It's funny because it's fucked up, why do you Think family guy and southpark are so funny? cancer isn't funny. This is.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 5:35am

    He deserves ball cancer

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:43am

    What does op mean???

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    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 24, 11 at 5:14pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=related

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:27am

    This makes me embarassed to share the same area code with that guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:26pm

    Well... Did you fuck him?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:04am

    Fuck you, 4:08. Cancer isn't funny. My aunt died from it after months of suffering. Whoever thinks that's humorous deserves to go to hell.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:32am

    Yeah well, he IS allowed to move on for sure. What makes him a total asshole is not only that whole cancer thing, it's the fact that he should break up with that girl instead of cheating on her. That guy shouldn't have a girlfriend if he's not able to take care of her when she's living something hard. There's something for that kind of people: it's called booty calls, one nights or masturbation.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:33pm

    they deserve each other...she's hanging out with the kinda guy that cheats on a g/f with cancer, she's just as guilty as he is if she knows about it...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:50pm

    Cancers nothing to joke about. I'm all up for sexism and racism and what other ism there is, but just not cancer.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:36pm

    11:49 your a dick. why would you laugh at somebody going through that?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:35pm

    wow that is so messed up. i've been going through chemo for 2 years now and it's nothing to fuckin joke about. maybe it was just a short relationship when she got diagnosed but who is heartless enough to sneak around behind somebodies back that is already going through hell?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:31am

    Sounds like my fucking dumbass cousin

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:29pm

    What an asshole. That's so rude. >_<

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:32am

    i have cancer and i laughed my ass off at this. its obviously fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:26am

    the whole point is that you all are treating him like a douchebag for wanting pussy. She was the girlfriend and not the wife. How long was she the girfriend? One night? Two? What is the dude supposed to do -- take estrogen shots until the girlfriend dies, go thru a period of mourning, and then start hooking up again? Why should he stay off other poon? This site is too judgemental

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 4:50am

    Now, now, let's not be so hard on this guy, after all, he is in/from Florida. What can you possibly expect?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:44pm

    TFLN used to be awesome, not TFLN is what's wrong with America

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:57pm

    Assholeeeeeeeeeee .... Who does that ?!???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:55pm

    What difference does it make? He's the one who has to live with his decision and the beyrayal. Weak people deal with crisis in bizarre ways.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:26pm

    I don't see anywhere where he pretended to be supportive. He wants to move on from some girl that he has no legal obligation to remain involved with. cancer sucks...but why change his life because a cumdumpster gets sick?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:00am

    Wow, do you hang around rapists often OP? If so, try to stop that. Or at least cut down.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:00pm

    sounds like 1:38 has been dumped a few times for a better looking babe. Sucks to be you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:16am

    true story: a coworker divorced his wife while she was being treated; she died after the divorce. Thought he was being heartless until I found out that she was a cheating whore. Life sucks -- deal with it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:59am

    Regardless of how long his relationship was with her he shouldn't make a mockery of such a devastating sickness. He is allowed to break up with her and move on to the next girl if he can't be man enough to handle a situation like that... Not cheat on her and pretend to be supportive

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:06pm

    Haha this is Sad, but funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:10pm

    Yeah i bet he wants an easy cum.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:33am

    This is terrible. What an asshole

  • 56 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:42am

    Shut. The. Fuck. Up. You little loser

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:04am

    this has to be fake, what a little fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:47pm

    He's a dick...but this is freaking hilarious!

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    Submitted by nenefoxie on May 4, 10 at 3:08pm

    What an assmuncher...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:57am

    I get it- its just a text and its not a big deal blah blah blah. But for some people it really is...maybe this text is fake or whatever but joking about cancer isnt funny. My best friends dad died of cancer and my own dad is currently suffering from cancer. So i think its fair for me to say that making light of something so badjust shouldnt be done

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:32am

    It's people like this that need to be sterile so that they can never produce someone as dumb as them.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:30pm

    It's the 772 no surprise everyones scummy here.

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    Submitted by aussiedig on Feb 18, 12 at 7:24am

    Absolutely disgusting. Obviously never lost anyone close. I hope you get ball cancer

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:20am

    @10.26 -- you make a lot of sense. The cancer girl may have been just a booty call. So let the guy move on. Why does he have to be tied down to someone just because they had sex?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:16am

    Why the hell would you brag about this? It's a terrible thing to. How did this make it on here this isn't funny at all.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:38pm

    This Display of inhumanity makes long for a quick painless death.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:23am

    December 5th 8:37 pm you are a fucking asshole and Deserve to rott in hell! I'm really hoping this story isn't true. and if it isn't you better pray that no gets cancer in your family because then you will know that it's not something to joke about

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:08am

    what a fucking asshole. and 8:37--- wow you're an even bigger asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:47pm

    Don't be so sensitive...cheating is just a part of life...bang then move on...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:25am

    I've never agreed more with anyone or anything then I do with 1:06

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:50am

    This dude should rot in hell if it's real, if not whoever made it up should.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:10am

    It was just a girlfriend. I really wish Evolutionary Psychology was a mandatory course in high school so more of America would be able to understand the gears that turn in a man's brain.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:48pm

    Honestly, TFLN is turning me lesbian. You just can't trust guys these days.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:58am

    Wow people need to chill. The whole point to the text Is that he is an asshole and was trying to fuck her while his girlfriend is dying of cancer

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:35am

    Whatever. She probably tucked him and is now making an excuse

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:40pm

    Premarital sex?!? You'll go straight to hell

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:37am

    I hope he gets cancer in his balls, has to get them amputated. And then gets shot.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:17am

    That may be the single most callous thing I've ever read, and I've seen most of the TFLN archives. I hope that dude gets some really painful STD from some really stupid woman.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:28am

    I don't know if this is true or not, but it made me laugh my balls off!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:39am

    this isn't even funny...my grammie died from cancer :( how can people even joke about thisss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:38pm

    Coolest. Dude. Ever!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:01pm

    First. Look I'm cool the the others

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    Submitted by strikerz890 on Aug 5, 11 at 4:05am

    What a little two timing dweeb

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 4:08am

    so what's the big deal? He's talking about a girlfriend, not something that matters. It's not like his favorite pair of shoes is damaged. It's just a girlfriend -- a cumdumpster. He dumped and he's moving on -- like he should. Lighten up, bitches and cunts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:49am

    Most fucked up thing I've ever heard, fuck guys

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:43pm

    I have cancer, and couldn't even lose my virginity on my b-day, yesterday. Probably be one of my last chances, too.. v_v

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:06am

    His girlfriend was just diagnosed with cancer and you won't even fuck him. Man, rough day. If anyone ever deserved a pity fuck it would be him.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:29pm

    is he supposed to put his life on hold for months to years while he is on a death watch? Don't think so

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:01pm

    10:28 takes this wayyy to seriously. lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:45pm

    I read this.. and saw the area code and started laughing my ass off.. because I'm from 772... and this is exactly how the majority of guys are down there!! hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:34pm

    do y'all really expect the guy to stay "loyal" to a girl just because she has been diagnosed with cancer? Why is it HIS concern to be with her and take care of her? He didn't do anything but fuck her.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:37pm

    My girlfriend died of cancer. It was funny. I fucked her sister after the funeral.