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  • keep the high five alive

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:26am
  • hahahahaha seriously. I would have cried and wanted to stop. On behalf of girls everywhere, thank you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:24pm
  • aww that is sweet, but make sure it was fart and not a queef...that could be awkward for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:05am
  • whoever said chivalry was dead had clearly not met this guy. thanks for restoring my faith.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:26am
  • awww that was so so nice :-D

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:33pm
  • Well, that's the nastiest yet sweetest text I've ever read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 8:26am
  • keeper or liar? just cuz shes a bitch (can't own up to passing gas) doesn't mean you have to lie why not go on fucking like it didn't happen? or you could both laugh and keep fucking or you could make a stupid joke, "dont like when i fuck that direction?" good luck man!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:06pm
  • ahaha, wow. that's awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:57am
  • that is fucking amazing.....classy man right there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:30pm
  • I didn't think JoCo guys could be anything other than assholes, being an 816 girl. But this may have changed my mind!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:23pm
  • Bahahaha this seriously just made my night

    Submitted by AvsStina87 on Oct 30, 10 at 5:46am
  • I think it was you who actually farted!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:36pm
  • HAHA now thats classic right there!!! yes amazing! u should have said: That okay baby...Most girls Sh*t when I do that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:43am
  • aww. what a gentleman!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:53am
  • That is so sweet of you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:11pm
  • way to represent JOCO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:53pm
  • That is honestly the sweetest thing I've ever read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 5:03am
  • You are a genious and quality human being.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:31am
  • wow soo great of you.. i want a guy like that! ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:42pm
  • you guys are saying hes all nice for doing that for her, he did that for him to keep fucking

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:44pm
  • Thats awesome! What a guy! Hahahaha...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:19pm
  • LMAO!! wow your a great guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:55pm
  • This tactic doesn't make any sense. How could she not know that you know she farted? What, maybe you were confused and thought it was your fart that came out of her butt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:02pm
  • Sweet.

    Submitted by unscathed on Jun 7, 10 at 2:07am
  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:28pm
  • oh my god that is classic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:49pm
  • wow....that's is so funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:22pm
  • He's sweet for taking advantage of the situation to keep going?..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:57am
  • it was prolly a queef if you were having sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:49pm
  • How is that a nice thing to do? Okay, I guess in one type of context it would be but it clearly states that he only took the blame for her fart out of fear that she would stop having sex with him. It was all for the sex, people. Don't be fooled... chivalry is still dead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:32am
  • That is a man who knows what he wants.... no matter the cost. I hope the scent didn't wreck the wood bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 8:49pm
  • Wow that's awful. Now she knows you are a pussy. Either ignore it completely or use it to make a good tease out of it, like the commenter that said "what, you don't like when I fuck in this direction"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:19pm
  • way to take the blame!! thats kick ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:47am
  • Maybe it was her dog...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:33am
  • why would she be embarrassed? it happens, just deal with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:02pm
  • No but seriously, did it smell?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:32pm
  • this is the nicest thing i've ever heard. im so happy now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:28pm
  • Wait how do you know she didnt queff??

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:48pm
  • Prime example of male ingenuity.... Awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:24pm
  • u should have said: That okay baby...Most girls Sh*t when I do that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:30am
  • Chivlary is not dead... You just haven't met the person you want to be chivlarous to, and if you will never be a gentleman, then you probably won't ever find a decent girl... This text is sweet. End of story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 12:37am
  • hahahahahaha this is hilarious!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:47pm
  • haha i just laughed so hard! amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:48pm
  • Hahaha. Hes AWESOME cause he was so nice about it. Im impressed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:58pm
  • Maybe it was her dog...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:33am
  • that's just a stupid text. not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:19pm
  • Awe sweetest move ever!!!!

    Submitted by zoey1989 on Sep 21, 11 at 6:02pm
  • Your a nice guy. I genuinely hope it works out for you two.

    Submitted by tee_essing on Jun 5, 11 at 9:38am
  • golden. just picture the split second of fear, silence, and awkwardness between the fart and his rescue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:43am
  • EPIC WIN FOR CHIVALRY!

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Sep 5, 10 at 10:29am
  • Such a gentleman!! I would be relieved....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:55pm
  • I wonder if she was getting fucked in the ass when she farted

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:48am