The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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There's actually a name for that. It's called sexual assault.
What if he was also too drunk to consent? Does that make her a rapist too?
If he's sending this kinda text, he wasn't too drunk to consent. Fuckers a dick, and has no grasp of decency.
Why do you say that? He seems like exactly the sort of fellow to get loaded and have a one-night stand. He might have been less drunk, but that's hardly sober. Besides, for all we know, maybe the shock was of the "Holy crap, that wasn't a dream" variety. Hard to prosecute based on one text message, you know?
I highly doubt an accomplished rapist would stick around for introductions. Maybe he just wanted to know her name.
In Soviet Russia, we poke your dick to wake you up.
Priceless--you deserve that pussy. Fuck her again
My dick is named Alex. He has a goatee
In soviet Russia they must do a lot of dumb shit!!!!!!!!
for everything else, there's mastercard...
In soviet Russia, she wakes you up by poking you with her dick.
First... and that sounds priceless. Hahaha
Drunk hookup with introductions after...I think alot of us have been there!
6:11 gets gangbanged by her dad and his friends
He was too drunk to consent the next morning? If he remembers anything, he wasn't too drunk to consent.
why does this site post one text at a time?
So you have to keep coming back. More ad hits that way. Also, a steady supply of comedy gold(and silver, and bronze) through the day is nice.
She poked you with her dick to wake you up yo? That's some wild shit B! Did you touch Alexs' dick B? You B, you crazy Son!
Thanks Sacramento. Just made me think of all the guys I know named Alex that would do that. I am officially weirded out by my hometown.
God damn 6:11 you're a fucking retard..would you call sexual assult if you woke up like that? Probably if you're a ugly ass bitch..get a sense of humor and then come on this site..
Not everyone who knows the legal definition of sexual assault is ugly, or female for that matter.
So you charged it on your MC?
In capitalist America. Russia get waken up with a dick to her face saying welcome to the world.
We got the bright lights
Let's go let's go
And where into the night...
6:11 shut the fuck up you're an ugly woman and ugly bitches call sexual assault on everything cas they can't get any.
Obviously the chick was already in his bed naked, not like he snuck in and did it to your mom.
Obviously in his bed is actually not obvious. It could actually be assault. But you are obviously an ass.