This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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@8:59, your grandma's survived outside the womb just fine if she's old enough to be a grandma. I'd fully support her right to die if those were her wishes, though.
I happen to get my kicks from killing babies
If she went into labor right now, could the prenate survive on its own (i.e. is she in her third trimester)? Then it's not a baby. Get over it.
@12:04 so your saying that you say you are 14 and 9 months old eh? Wow you must be popular!
I agree with ll:57
Whaat?! OMG everybody here is crazy really
I'm ok with abortions, but some people here are just way to psycho
And some other over react about everything
My mom quit school and was 16 with me, 18 with my sister, yet we both graduated Top 5, played college sports, got degrees and are successful. A lot of people reciprocate their upbringing because they've seen that path...
8:55 p.m. You deserve to have the tiny pebbles between your legs that you call nuts be snipped by a pair of shears. I wish I knew you,
I'd beat your head in with a bat.
Good lord, to all the uptight, ignorant idiots who are preaching to others about how bad abortion is GET OFF THIS SITE!! You're obviously way too anal and closed minded and by the way why don't you try lecturing women who have been raped and got pregnant as a result about how wrong it is not to have their rapist's baby and and bringing it into this dangerous worl. Idiots.
To all the 20 year olds who married their baby daddy's- call me in two years when he realizes he missed his wild 20's and abandons your ass.
maybe she's happily married, and in a wonderful stable relationship in which a child would be loved and nurtured to its full potential.
which would make the poster a cunt, plain and simple
just a thought
You guys are sick! I hate when I have to abort, I fell really sad after. You should not make fun of this. Its a sad situation! 705
That's just a little girl whose going to end up 'raising' her kid on t.v. and fast food, fully funded by taxpayers. Perhaps if she wants to 'do right' by her child she should consider placing it in an adoptive family with parents that are emotionally, intellectually and financially more prepared to be parents.
i sell it! love to see dead babes, or dieing babes, or anything relates to babies suffering
its just great
Well the girl in OP is 18 (meaning she's an adult) and obviously has a job. Maybe 18 isn't the ideal age for baby making but she doesn't sound like a total irresponsible loser to me. My mom had me at 19, has been married for over 20 years to my dad, and I'm great.
6:54 I just fucked your mother so hard and tight right now. I hope she doesn't get pregnant, but if she does, she should abort to don't have an asshole child like you. Why dont u make a favor to the world and kill yourself? Fuck you bitch
Reading this thread honestly makesme sick. I have no faith in the human race.
oh when religion ruled the world....
11:57, ur an idiot. Age is measured starting with birth, it has nothing to do with a definition of "alive."
Just give her scissors. should do the trick... (jk)
Actually they do have gift certificates for abortions. I think Planned Parenthood does it :D. If not I'm pretty sure they'll lead you to where they do give them out. Just don't tell them this incident, it'll make you look even more like an ass :P. I hope someone does this to me when I have kids :D. (I like sick jokes)
7:32 I'm 17 and catholic, but I support abortion!
In my country, abortion is illegal, so you see on the news babies killed after they are born, abandoned in trash bins, drowned on a river...
So, people that can not afford to have a baby, just kills it after it is really aliva.. Do you think that is ok?
Because i dont.
My sister had a baby at age 18... She is now 21, married to the man she had her with, an incredible mother...and that little girl has brought more joy to my familys life than we could have imagined. It's fucked up to assume that
... Continued... Because someone is a teenager when they get pregnant that their child will automatically grow up with an irresponsible parent.
so proud of you for not saying first. so proud
Hahahaha! I knew this one would turn into a fucking debate! Human beings are such assholes!
A birthday is known as how many months/years you've been alive. Do you start counting your birthday at the time of conception or the time of birth. Nobody says I'm 18 and 9 months old. Exactly, because it isn't alive.. It is just a fetus. Prochoice all the way
Abortion is the better option in this situation, but no one's telling her she HAS to get one. That's the beauty of the pro-CHOICE movement.
What is wrong with her being 18? I had my son who is now 3 when I was 19. He wasn't planned, but I have never regretted having him. He is my world. Just because you might not be ready for a child doesn't mean that she isn't. Plus, if she's having a baby shower then she must obviously want her baby. Don't be such a b!tch.
honestly, why don't we start in middle school, handing out birthcontrol pills to all the ladies. just start it now and make it easier to get plan b the morning after.
I don't lik abortion. It's mean. And she seems happy to be having it at 18 and u should support her. For all those who support abortion, imagine ur parents killing u before u were born. Put ur sick ass in that poor babies life and imagine it. Then tell me ur view. (985)
Wow 10:41, you must be a great person. What a douchebag.
6:54 Well, most of the time teen pregnancy is because the girl is a whore. They are not even married you know :S That not the law of god. God wanted us all to abort kids that we don't desire. LOL, just kidding, how something that don't even exist would have laws?!?! Hahaha
Abortion is wrong and should only be considered if it is detrimental to the mothers or baby's life, any other reason is just being selfish and inconsiderate. If you're old enough to have sex you're old enough to take care of the consequences that follow. Some of you people really need to grow up, talking about killing babies and shit. Thats messed up and disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
That is epic! I would buy a hige supply to give over the course of my university life!
pretty sure 8:02, 8:06 & 8:15 are all the same person. knock it off loser
Reminds me of the first Something Positive
i dont fucking care
Im alive and thats what meters
If my parents had killed me, i would not even remember. So stop been an stupid asshole greenpeace shit motherfucker
I would never have an abortion, it would be terrible for my uterus. I would rather kill the newborn just after i have it :D
Fast and painless.
i lold at how many people are taking so seriously.
people all have their own opinions and everyone starts btching that their opinion doesn't match.
If ur going to a baby shower then it's too late to have an abortion.
if the 18 yr old can take care of the baby, why is the OP being so judgemental? Assuming an abortion would be better?
4:30 ur are awesome, just made me laugh really hard thanks for making imagine that sweet scene
11:57 its your BIRTHday not your CONCEPTIONda babys have a heart beat in the womb so technically it is alive!
I can setup a date for you, a bottle of Jager and a rusty coat hanger. Muuuuuch cheaper. For payment I get to fuck you one last time bareback.
So it is just awful to be 18 and pregnant? Standing up and doin the right thing by her baby is a great thing. You sound like because she is young she should just stop her babies heart like the rest of you would. Sickening.
Wowww. Can't help stupidity.
lol whats the problem?
its just a stupid fetus
Is no like he is gonna be mad or remember that u killed him
Grow up people
I would say it was a good night, but I cant change the 666 number lol
Go to the hell babies!
Kill that baby before it kills you! Put it in a microwave or something
thou shalt not kill.
12:15- You're right. Why don't we start teaching THAT in school. Fuck all this responsible sex education, condoms are for losers, drop out and make babies!
What's your problem? If you're trying to be "mean" and "kewl" and "smartass" you're doing it wrong...
Wow. You're all sick psycho fucks. Reading this just made me decide I'm not having kids so that none of them turn out sick and fucking retarded like all of you freaks. Please rid the world of your stupidity and become involved in a mass suicide.
3:12, way to advocate underage pregnancy, you should be a public speaker. I hope I have a daughter one day so she can be 18 and pregnant just like you.
@9:09 Yeah, the "beauty" of the pro-choice "movement" is that the person whose life is most affected gets to make the choice. After all, it's not like getting ripped apart affects the baby's life, right?
I'm 16 and 100% catholic. U guys that support abortion are sick. It's also disturbing.
@8:38 So if it can't survive without life support, it's not human? Sweet. Now I can off my grandma and get my share of her will 'cause she's on a respirator!
It is awful to be 18 and preg. It's worse to be 18, preg, and having everyone tell you that you should hurry and kill your offspring before the law starts protecting it.
Sarre says Abortions are life abuse because they are killing babies
12:55 your grammar is causing me physical pain. please stop trying
Ok, I'm definitely pro choice, but what is with the sick fucks on this website? I believe women have the right to choose, but abortion is not a pleasant or funny thing. This is disgusting. I'm done being one if the low-life morons on this website. See you all in hell.
Funny text! I wish they gave me one of those before I had my fucking baby! I hate this poop machine
2:29 What a mouth eh?! You mom should have aborted you for sure :)
If it doesnt talk u can kill it
eat it and use its skin
For the ppl who are okay with killing an unborn baby u are sick!!!! No wrds!!! I have two kids nd Im a single mother nd I wouldn't abort my kids for noone... Assholes I tell ya!!!
Just because you are 18 does not mean you aren't intellectually, emotionaly or financialy ready. I had my son at 18. My I.Q. is 120, my husband makes 90K a year and I am a better parent than most people 10 years older than me. Being young does not make you an unfit parent. And adoptive parents aren't always the best choice. My best friend was molested by her adoptive father. And abo
@8:38 So we're just assuming the child wouldn't want to be born to a teen mom? Since you're so good at knowing other people's thoughts, you won't need to ask my grandma...you'll just know she'd want you to unplug her.
Seriously, though - this guy is sick. "Pro-choice" means the woman gets to choose. About the only thing worse than a scared mother having her child killed is when friends or a bf or her parents pressure her into doing it.
Wow 855 your an awful dr that is cruel hopefully one day I can find your stupid ass and kill you in fact kill all of you mother fuckers that thinks it's halarious damn. Hope all of you die in such a horrible death and that nobody cares that you die. There are some sick people on this world
Baby shower means she's keeping the baby....
ALL BABIES WANT TO BE BORNED!!! AND THEY HAVE FINGERNAILS!!!
Well 1258 you prolly shouldn't bn concieved
Haha! Kill that fucking little baby!
You are so ignorant and judgemental. I was married and had my son when I was 18 and it he's the best thing that ever happened in my life. I'm 20 now and I still get looked at like a piece of shit. Unfortunately you won't realize how fucked up you are until you have your own baby
Abortions sends babies to Jesus faster!
Oh wait there is no god or Jesus so they die who cares?
That sounds like the greatest idea ever
5:15 No one sad about killing babies, if the baby is alive i will like and respect it, i even think its cute.
But if it is in someones belly. I dont mind removing it. Its just an useless piece of cells! Who cares if it has fingernails or not haha
Abortion shouldn't be taken lightly or joked about regardless of your feelings on the matter. It isn't funny, it isn't cute, it isn't cool.
Abort is not disgusting. Its just a way to tell god that u dont want that fucking baby to ruin your life so early! lol Its funny actually.. Condoms do the job so well, and u have to get an abortion afterwards.. I hope i could get one!
Just kill it now 1146 dont be a dumbass keeping the baby
Ask her to meet u at the top of some stairs
People people people.......it's just a text lighten up
12:09 fuck you
People like you are what fucks are society get out of imaginery land the united states couldn't even turn if everybody was succesful. I bet it pisses u off to sit and think on the fact that were just animals you will realize it someday maybe not today
FUCK YOU, UNKNOWN ERROR.
4:43 - Who is the whore here? You are the one that had a kid been 17. You are probably a slut, a bitch that dont even have where to die. I hope u die soon, idiot.
prochoice for life :)
Yes, finally someone who's not afraid to admit that it's super cool to be a 16 year old mom!
Do her, and Earth, a favor... Pinch her in the gut as hard as you can -- twice -- at the baby shower. Your present is making the world a better place to live in.
@ 10:44 lurn to spel. Go to coledge or sumthin. Then make an opinion about abortion. Who is the idiot now? It's fucking TFLN. If you had morals, you wouldn't find any of this funny to begin with.
At this point let the little bastard be born. Take the easy way out and Casey Anthony the little snot nosed brat.
@ 4:30. If someone has an abortion, the baby doesn't know it's getting killed. So shut the fuck up. I support abortion, I know people who have had them, so me "putting my sick ass in that babies life" isn't going to change my view. You sound like you're twelve.
Ita just a fetus. I would eat it if i had one now lol
Well said, kick her down the stairs.
U are sick how can u say that noone is talkin about killing a baby an abortion is killing a baby u asshole... I cnt believe u said who cares if it has finger nails u really have no heart nd are the biggest asshole in the world... I am against it nd I dnt care wut anyone else has to say that's my
Technically, 11:57, a birthday is the "date of birth," or "birth-day." Get it?
666! Where the babies are going! Lol
Use your penis as a hod and get that baby out of her pussy!
Murder in gift form.
You'd think its cute?!? Those things are hideous!
Now a kitten...that's cute.
Punch that slutty bitch until her pussy bleeds! Its free and funny! And If she have the baby after that, just kill him. Its a baby its not like someone is gonna miss him. Its an useless crying doll
10:21 Are u crazy? That is the whole point of the abortion, dont even have the baby.
Killing it while he or she is already 'out' would be murder
Just gift wrap a coat hanger for her! The whore should get the hint!
I'll punch her grandma in the gunt!
I'm a doctor and I enjoy killing babies. I do that for fun, I made my wife's abortion three times and we love to see the fetus still moving. Haha its so fun to put a needle in that soft skin just to see it die. Nice text!
12:07, that is not was 12:04 was saying.
abortion is murder no matter how young the fetus, you cowards
Say no to abortion! Kill the prego instead! Lmao
Pro choice 4 ever <3
just punch her belly until her pussy starts bleeding
8:14 what the fuck is wrong with you. Having a kid at 17 doesn't make you a whore. Just means you got pregnant like ANYBODY can ANYTIME they have sex, but didn't make the heartless decision to kill their own child.
You are an ass. Go fuck youself.