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  • @8:59, your grandma's survived outside the womb just fine if she's old enough to be a grandma. I'd fully support her right to die if those were her wishes, though. -8:38

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:03am
  • I happen to get my kicks from killing babies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:29am
  • If she went into labor right now, could the prenate survive on its own (i.e. is she in her third trimester)? Then it's not a baby. Get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:38am
  • @12:04 so your saying that you say you are 14 and 9 months old eh? Wow you must be popular! I agree with ll:57

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:07pm
  • Whaat?! OMG everybody here is crazy really I'm ok with abortions, but some people here are just way to psycho And some other over react about everything

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:55am
  • My mom quit school and was 16 with me, 18 with my sister, yet we both graduated Top 5, played college sports, got degrees and are successful. A lot of people reciprocate their upbringing because they've seen that path...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:15pm
  • 8:55 p.m. You deserve to have the tiny pebbles between your legs that you call nuts be snipped by a pair of shears. I wish I knew you, I'd beat your head in with a bat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:22pm
  • To all the 20 year olds who married their baby daddy's- call me in two years when he realizes he missed his wild 20's and abandons your ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:08pm
  • Good lord, to all the uptight, ignorant idiots who are preaching to others about how bad abortion is GET OFF THIS SITE!! You're obviously way too anal and closed minded and by the way why don't you try lecturing women who have been raped and got pregnant as a result about how wrong it is not to have their rapist's baby and and bringing it into this dangerous worl. Idiots.

    Submitted by dpriehl on Mar 28, 11 at 11:49pm
  • maybe she's happily married, and in a wonderful stable relationship in which a child would be loved and nurtured to its full potential. which would make the poster a cunt, plain and simple just a thought

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:36am
  • Well the girl in OP is 18 (meaning she's an adult) and obviously has a job. Maybe 18 isn't the ideal age for baby making but she doesn't sound like a total irresponsible loser to me. My mom had me at 19, has been married for over 20 years to my dad, and I'm great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:23pm
  • That's just a little girl whose going to end up 'raising' her kid on t.v. and fast food, fully funded by taxpayers. Perhaps if she wants to 'do right' by her child she should consider placing it in an adoptive family with parents that are emotionally, intellectually and financially more prepared to be parents.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:09pm
  • i sell it! love to see dead babes, or dieing babes, or anything relates to babies suffering its just great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:15am
  • You guys are sick! I hate when I have to abort, I fell really sad after. You should not make fun of this. Its a sad situation! 705

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:42am
  • 6:54 I just fucked your mother so hard and tight right now. I hope she doesn't get pregnant, but if she does, she should abort to don't have an asshole child like you. Why dont u make a favor to the world and kill yourself? Fuck you bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:13pm
  • Reading this thread honestly makesme sick. I have no faith in the human race.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:28am
  • oh when religion ruled the world....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:55pm
  • 11:57, ur an idiot. Age is measured starting with birth, it has nothing to do with a definition of "alive."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:04pm
  • 7:32 I'm 17 and catholic, but I support abortion! In my country, abortion is illegal, so you see on the news babies killed after they are born, abandoned in trash bins, drowned on a river... So, people that can not afford to have a baby, just kills it after it is really aliva.. Do you think that is ok? Because i dont.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:25pm
  • My sister had a baby at age 18... She is now 21, married to the man she had her with, an incredible mother...and that little girl has brought more joy to my familys life than we could have imagined. It's fucked up to assume that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:03am
  • so proud of you for not saying first. so proud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:02am
  • Just give her scissors. should do the trick... (jk)

    Submitted by bookeeri on Aug 6, 10 at 2:04am
  • ... Continued... Because someone is a teenager when they get pregnant that their child will automatically grow up with an irresponsible parent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:04am
  • Actually they do have gift certificates for abortions. I think Planned Parenthood does it :D. If not I'm pretty sure they'll lead you to where they do give them out. Just don't tell them this incident, it'll make you look even more like an ass :P. I hope someone does this to me when I have kids :D. (I like sick jokes)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:19pm
  • Hahahaha! I knew this one would turn into a fucking debate! Human beings are such assholes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:51pm
  • A birthday is known as how many months/years you've been alive. Do you start counting your birthday at the time of conception or the time of birth. Nobody says I'm 18 and 9 months old. Exactly, because it isn't alive.. It is just a fetus. Prochoice all the way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:57am
  • What is wrong with her being 18? I had my son who is now 3 when I was 19. He wasn't planned, but I have never regretted having him. He is my world. Just because you might not be ready for a child doesn't mean that she isn't. Plus, if she's having a baby shower then she must obviously want her baby. Don't be such a b!tch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:42pm
  • Abortion is the better option in this situation, but no one's telling her she HAS to get one. That's the beauty of the pro-CHOICE movement.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:09am
  • I don't lik abortion. It's mean. And she seems happy to be having it at 18 and u should support her. For all those who support abortion, imagine ur parents killing u before u were born. Put ur sick ass in that poor babies life and imagine it. Then tell me ur view. (985)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:30pm
  • That is epic! I would buy a hige supply to give over the course of my university life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:27pm
  • Wow 10:41, you must be a great person. What a douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:19am
  • honestly, why don't we start in middle school, handing out birthcontrol pills to all the ladies. just start it now and make it easier to get plan b the morning after.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:35pm
  • 6:54 Well, most of the time teen pregnancy is because the girl is a whore. They are not even married you know :S That not the law of god. God wanted us all to abort kids that we don't desire. LOL, just kidding, how something that don't even exist would have laws?!?! Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:14pm
  • Abortion is wrong and should only be considered if it is detrimental to the mothers or baby's life, any other reason is just being selfish and inconsiderate. If you're old enough to have sex you're old enough to take care of the consequences that follow. Some of you people really need to grow up, talking about killing babies and shit. Thats messed up and disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:20pm
  • pretty sure 8:02, 8:06 & 8:15 are all the same person. knock it off loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:20am
  • Reminds me of the first Something Positive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:09am
  • I would never have an abortion, it would be terrible for my uterus. I would rather kill the newborn just after i have it :D Fast and painless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:21am
  • 4:30 ur are awesome, just made me laugh really hard thanks for making imagine that sweet scene

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:42pm
  • i dont fucking care Im alive and thats what meters If my parents had killed me, i would not even remember. So stop been an stupid asshole greenpeace shit motherfucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:34pm
  • i lold at how many people are taking so seriously. people all have their own opinions and everyone starts btching that their opinion doesn't match.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:02am
  • 11:57 its your BIRTHday not your CONCEPTIONda babys have a heart beat in the womb so technically it is alive!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:37pm
  • If ur going to a baby shower then it's too late to have an abortion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:47pm
  • if the 18 yr old can take care of the baby, why is the OP being so judgemental? Assuming an abortion would be better?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:03pm
  • I can setup a date for you, a bottle of Jager and a rusty coat hanger. Muuuuuch cheaper. For payment I get to fuck you one last time bareback.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:30am
  • Wowww. Can't help stupidity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:16am
  • lol whats the problem? its just a stupid fetus Is no like he is gonna be mad or remember that u killed him Grow up people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:44am
  • 12:15- You're right. Why don't we start teaching THAT in school. Fuck all this responsible sex education, condoms are for losers, drop out and make babies!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:39pm
  • So it is just awful to be 18 and pregnant? Standing up and doin the right thing by her baby is a great thing. You sound like because she is young she should just stop her babies heart like the rest of you would. Sickening.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:24am
  • I would say it was a good night, but I cant change the 666 number lol Go to the hell babies!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 7:44pm
  • Kill that baby before it kills you! Put it in a microwave or something Lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:32pm
  • thou shalt not kill.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:28pm
  • 3:12, way to advocate underage pregnancy, you should be a public speaker. I hope I have a daughter one day so she can be 18 and pregnant just like you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Wow. You're all sick psycho fucks. Reading this just made me decide I'm not having kids so that none of them turn out sick and fucking retarded like all of you freaks. Please rid the world of your stupidity and become involved in a mass suicide.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:20pm
  • What's your problem? If you're trying to be "mean" and "kewl" and "smartass" you're doing it wrong...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:10pm
  • @ 7:19 I'm 16 and 100% catholic. U guys that support abortion are sick. It's also disturbing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:32pm
  • @9:09 Yeah, the "beauty" of the pro-choice "movement" is that the person whose life is most affected gets to make the choice. After all, it's not like getting ripped apart affects the baby's life, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:43am
  • @8:38 So if it can't survive without life support, it's not human? Sweet. Now I can off my grandma and get my share of her will 'cause she's on a respirator! It is awful to be 18 and preg. It's worse to be 18, preg, and having everyone tell you that you should hurry and kill your offspring before the law starts protecting it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:59am
  • 12:55 your grammar is causing me physical pain. please stop trying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:36pm
  • Ok, I'm definitely pro choice, but what is with the sick fucks on this website? I believe women have the right to choose, but abortion is not a pleasant or funny thing. This is disgusting. I'm done being one if the low-life morons on this website. See you all in hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:20am
  • Funny text! I wish they gave me one of those before I had my fucking baby! I hate this poop machine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:46pm
  • If it doesnt talk u can kill it eat it and use its skin 55555

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:16pm
  • Sarre says Abortions are life abuse because they are killing babies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:37am
  • @8:38 So we're just assuming the child wouldn't want to be born to a teen mom? Since you're so good at knowing other people's thoughts, you won't need to ask my grandma...you'll just know she'd want you to unplug her. Seriously, though - this guy is sick. "Pro-choice" means the woman gets to choose. About the only thing worse than a scared mother having her child killed is when friends or a bf or her parents pressure her into doing it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:25am
  • Just because you are 18 does not mean you aren't intellectually, emotionaly or financialy ready. I had my son at 18. My I.Q. is 120, my husband makes 90K a year and I am a better parent than most people 10 years older than me. Being young does not make you an unfit parent. And adoptive parents aren't always the best choice. My best friend was molested by her adoptive father. And abo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:12pm
  • Wow 855 your an awful dr that is cruel hopefully one day I can find your stupid ass and kill you in fact kill all of you mother fuckers that thinks it's halarious damn. Hope all of you die in such a horrible death and that nobody cares that you die. There are some sick people on this world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:29am
  • For the ppl who are okay with killing an unborn baby u are sick!!!! No wrds!!! I have two kids nd Im a single mother nd I wouldn't abort my kids for noone... Assholes I tell ya!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:15pm
  • ALL BABIES WANT TO BE BORNED!!! AND THEY HAVE FINGERNAILS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:00pm
  • Well 1258 you prolly shouldn't bn concieved

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:21am
  • 2:29 What a mouth eh?! You mom should have aborted you for sure :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:58pm
  • Baby shower means she's keeping the baby....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:21am
  • Haha! Kill that fucking little baby! 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:02am
  • Abortions sends babies to Jesus faster! Oh wait there is no god or Jesus so they die who cares?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:44am
  • 5:15 No one sad about killing babies, if the baby is alive i will like and respect it, i even think its cute. But if it is in someones belly. I dont mind removing it. Its just an useless piece of cells! Who cares if it has fingernails or not haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:26pm
  • You are so ignorant and judgemental. I was married and had my son when I was 18 and it he's the best thing that ever happened in my life. I'm 20 now and I still get looked at like a piece of shit. Unfortunately you won't realize how fucked up you are until you have your own baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:10am
  • Abortion shouldn't be taken lightly or joked about regardless of your feelings on the matter. It isn't funny, it isn't cute, it isn't cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:07pm
  • That sounds like the greatest idea ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:01pm
  • Abort is not disgusting. Its just a way to tell god that u dont want that fucking baby to ruin your life so early! lol Its funny actually.. Condoms do the job so well, and u have to get an abortion afterwards.. I hope i could get one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:54pm
  • Just kill it now 1146 dont be a dumbass keeping the baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:57pm
  • People people people.......it's just a text lighten up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:34am
  • Ask her to meet u at the top of some stairs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:26am
  • prochoice for life :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:19pm
  • 12:15 Yes, finally someone who's not afraid to admit that it's super cool to be a 16 year old mom!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:01pm
  • 12:09 fuck you People like you are what fucks are society get out of imaginery land the united states couldn't even turn if everybody was succesful. I bet it pisses u off to sit and think on the fact that were just animals you will realize it someday maybe not today

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:30pm
  • 4:43 - Who is the whore here? You are the one that had a kid been 17. You are probably a slut, a bitch that dont even have where to die. I hope u die soon, idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:14pm
  • FUCK YOU, UNKNOWN ERROR.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:24am
  • @ 10:44 lurn to spel. Go to coledge or sumthin. Then make an opinion about abortion. Who is the idiot now? It's fucking TFLN. If you had morals, you wouldn't find any of this funny to begin with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:53am
  • @ 4:30. If someone has an abortion, the baby doesn't know it's getting killed. So shut the fuck up. I support abortion, I know people who have had them, so me "putting my sick ass in that babies life" isn't going to change my view. You sound like you're twelve.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:19pm
  • Do her, and Earth, a favor... Pinch her in the gut as hard as you can -- twice -- at the baby shower. Your present is making the world a better place to live in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:06pm
  • At this point let the little bastard be born. Take the easy way out and Casey Anthony the little snot nosed brat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:41am
  • Ita just a fetus. I would eat it if i had one now lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:54pm
  • Well said, kick her down the stairs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:10am
  • Technically, 11:57, a birthday is the "date of birth," or "birth-day." Get it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:05pm
  • @ 6:26 U are sick how can u say that noone is talkin about killing a baby an abortion is killing a baby u asshole... I cnt believe u said who cares if it has finger nails u really have no heart nd are the biggest asshole in the world... I am against it nd I dnt care wut anyone else has to say that's my

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:44pm
  • Murder in gift form.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Use your penis as a hod and get that baby out of her pussy! 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:25am
  • 666! Where the babies are going! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:11pm
  • You'd think its cute?!? Those things are hideous! Now a kitten...that's cute.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:12pm
  • Punch that slutty bitch until her pussy bleeds! Its free and funny! And If she have the baby after that, just kill him. Its a baby its not like someone is gonna miss him. Its an useless crying doll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:31pm
  • 10:21 Are u crazy? That is the whole point of the abortion, dont even have the baby. Killing it while he or she is already 'out' would be murder

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:40am
  • Just gift wrap a coat hanger for her! The whore should get the hint!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:44pm
  • abortion is murder no matter how young the fetus, you cowards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:40pm
  • I'll punch her grandma in the gunt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:15am
  • I'm a doctor and I enjoy killing babies. I do that for fun, I made my wife's abortion three times and we love to see the fetus still moving. Haha its so fun to put a needle in that soft skin just to see it die. Nice text!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:55pm
  • 12:07, that is not was 12:04 was saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:36pm
  • Say no to abortion! Kill the prego instead! Lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:54am
  • Pro choice 4 ever <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:12pm
  • just punch her belly until her pussy starts bleeding

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:06am
  • 8:14 what the fuck is wrong with you. Having a kid at 17 doesn't make you a whore. Just means you got pregnant like ANYBODY can ANYTIME they have sex, but didn't make the heartless decision to kill their own child. You are an ass. Go fuck youself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:54am