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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:31pm

    People from +44 have quite an extended vocabulary, and a tendency of expressing themselves more eloquently than their mentally challenged relatives on the other side of the atlantic, 4:27(2)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:12pm

    hahahah this is so funny. i once was having sex with a guy and happened to get my period DURING sex :| his arrogance led him to believe that he fucked me so hard that i bled..

  • 88 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:15pm

    i love (+44) simply for the apt usage of "surreptitiously".

  • 86 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:26pm

    this entire conversation had me alternating between rolling on the ground laughing and throwing up in my mouth. totally worth it though.

  • 82 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:27pm

    period sex really is not that big of a deal. any guy who squirms about it obviously isn't mature enough to be having sex.

    • 65 72
      Submitted by 703_Repin on Mar 19, 10 at 11:00pm

      it is if the girl has AIDS or other diseases. and the fact of someone elses blood on your dick isn't exactly appealing

  • 80 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:16pm

    4:11 that's disgusting....

  • 90 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:39pm

    4:31 - HAHAHA I love how the British can bitch slap us with their vocabulary so well to the point we're too impressed to even be insulted.

  • 87 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:25pm

    Um grow up kids. Lots of people have sex on the rag. It's not a big deal if you're the least bit mature. Just wipe it off or fuck in the shower.

  • 81 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:03am

    July 13, 2009 1:50AM- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

  • 86 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:20pm

    Had this happen once. when i think about now it was really fucking gross, but when it happend i didnt give a shit, i just wanted to get laid.

  • 78 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:19pm

    so technical. so disgusting.

  • 78 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:53pm

    Has happened to me. All the soap in the world didn't make me feel better about it being on my dick.

    • 46 71
      Submitted by AnotherAnon on Jun 5, 10 at 3:15pm

      Geez, man the fuck up. If your partner's blood makes you uncomfortable (you don't know if it's "safe"), you shouldn't be sleeping with them.

  • 75 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:39pm

    kind of like when you have anal and you pull out and immediately smell like you just got shat on. YUMMY

  • 77 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:57pm

    thats just fucking gross.

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:53pm

    gross but good use of words. had to look that one up

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:37pm

    To my male friend who wrote at 6:21- Having a period is the process of the uterus shedding its lining. Sometimes, in addition to blood, you pass little bits of tissue, which is the lining in solid form. Ladies- If you are the type to have sex while menstruating, I would advise going on the pill, as there tends to be less of everything when you're on birth control. All- Awesome people use the word "surreptitiously" while texting. That is all.

  • 73 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:49pm

    hhahahah i just laughed out loud when i read 4:36 and 4:38

  • 77 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:18pm

    4:34, i really hope you're kidding..................

  • 77 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:21am

    My man & I call it "crime scene sex" because that's what it looks like when we're done.

  • 76 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:01pm

    Fucked my girlfriend til she bled once. Gotta admit, kinda weirded me out a bit.

  • 77 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:23pm

    Anybody who thinks that's gross- real men aren't afraid of a little blood. Grow up, pussy.

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:05pm

    It's not such a big deal if you've got a condom between your blood and his junk...nobody gets scared when when they pee blood the next day...

  • 77 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:09pm

    Hahaha.....I've had to do that before too.

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:43pm

    HAHHA HYSTERICAL THING IS, SOOOO MANY PEOPLE PROBABLY JUST LEARNED WHAT SURREPTITIOUSLY MEANS TODAY. GOOD JOB BOYS AND GIRLS.

  • 72 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:28am

    10:32 (regarding what you said to 10:22) there -is- a response on here with someone talking about sucking the blood clots off (GROSS) but, yeah.

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:08pm

    i find that when i get drunk on my period, the bleeding stops. saved my life on thursday night as it was the last time i could have sex for over a month

  • 72 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:35pm

    Psh. As someone who has earned his red navy seals badge from diving at the wrong time I don't get disgusted by stuff like this. "Say, I would look rather snappish with a red goatee, don't you think?"

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:48pm

    I've never had sex while on my period but if the flows not that heavy I don't see why it should be such a big deal.. just a little extra lube. As has been said, a guy with some maturity could deal with it. I also know that I'm the horniest while on my period, so I'm thinking this could be alright.

  • 69 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:35pm

    yep ... im scarred for life

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:29am

    your mom couldve done without birthing you. this site is to post what you want. suck it up you really immature ass bag.

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:42pm

    4:31, no one cares about britain vs usa, that shit happened a long time ago....go brush your teeth

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:21pm

    does she mean she has to wipe blood off?

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:58am

    bahahahahahahaha all i can say

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:43pm

    4:11 - That is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life.

  • 69 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:33pm

    Period sex isn't that big of a deal... but the fact that she didn't tell him is sick! Also, I love the way she worded it...

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:11pm

    period sex is the best when your with the right man. He doesn't care as long as the light are off. When you're horny you're horny!!!!!!! get over it!!

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:28pm

    *depresses caps lock for 7:01*

  • 73 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:17pm

    4:34 cunt punch best phrase ever

  • 74 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:29pm

    "who uses "surreptitiously " in a text?" haha, seriously!

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:39pm

    434 you have kids running around this country that you don't know about, girls can get pregnant on their period. should have paid attention in sex ed

  • 57 60
    Submitted by QuintexTheGreat on Jun 23, 10 at 5:46am

    Was on the other side of that once, was waayyy too drunk to realize until I got up in the morning, safe to say I never called her again

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:56pm

    4:51, I want your babies.

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:43am

    11:49 - If it was only a little bit and the lights were off, she could easily do it with her hand. It says uterine lining, not blood, so it was probably just a little clump rather than masses of blood.

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:49pm

    10:22 here and i looked up surreptitiously, how does one get period blood off a cock in a stealthy way without licking it off? if she used a towel or other piece of cloth/material or her hand, i'm pretty sure he'd be able to see the blood...but i guess i'm the dumb one.

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:04pm

    omg......that is effing gross.....suck on the clots? *i just threw up a lil bit* Did you kiss that guy imagine who else's clots he sucked on before that.....I have to guess you are full of shit....lol

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:19pm

    7:01, that's way beyond fucking nasty. The fact that you let him do that makes you just as sick.

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:27pm

    who uses "surreptitiously " in a text?

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:52am

    I just threw up a little. Fuck you.

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:40pm

    this site has a lot of preteens i see

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:52pm

    @4:39 you don't need to be British to have a fucking amazing vocabulary.

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:50am

    my boyfriend said it felt like a super warm and lubed up oven. made him cum for days.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:20pm

    lol that damn uterine lining!!

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:40am

    Thats fucking rancid

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:39am

    TFLN hurt 1235's poor, childish sensibilities.

  • 68 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:10am

    Hmm, if she wasn't having a heavy flow i'm sure if she spit into her hand pretending to lube him up she could easily get it off.

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:32pm

    yeah... 10:22.... where in the text did it say she sucked it off? because thats not what she said. look surreptitiously up.

  • 69 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:22pm

    umm this is fucking gross. i don't mind having sex on my period, but there is no way that i would suck the blood off his cock. ewwwww

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:42pm

    8:16 sounds like a real winner...... i hope you licked it all off.

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:34pm

    Best part about fucking a bitch on the rag, you can fill her up with cum and not have to worry about babies.

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:55pm

    Did that this weekend too. It is very classy.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:15pm

    The worst thing I have EVER read on here. Horrifying.

  • 70 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:47pm

    blood = lots of lubrication, I love period sex! Way more sensitive that time o the month! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

  • 71 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:43am

    So I'm guessing all the "THERE AINT NOTHIN WRONG WITH PERIOD BLOOD, REAL MEN LOVE IT, IM EVERY WOMAN" parade already got here?

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:18am

    ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.

  • 56 70
    Submitted by tugbrowski on Apr 1, 11 at 3:54pm

    Period blood is gritty. I'll hit it if I'm hard-up but that's usually steak and BJ week at my house.

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:33pm

    Cunt Punting is better then punching

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:55pm

    lmao at least you didn't throw up on his cock and then swallow it so he wouldn't notice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:11pm

    vile, atrocious, despicable, stupendously whoreish. I don't know which to describe this, but I'd never speak to that woman, ever, ever again. Poor guy. And anyone that defends it is fucking gross. That's some vile shit. period.... pun intended.

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:52am

    Chicks that want period sex shouldn't balk at anal then.

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:20am

    @ july 12th 4:33pm, you are awesome.

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:36pm

    Lol. Most of the US texts have at least one if not many spelling errors. But I don't, thank you iPhone. Period sex isn't thar gross, but I'm sure he noticed, didn't he?

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:39pm

    omg. yes 6:21. period blood is the uterine lining being shed.

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:14am

    why would she need to lube him up? wouldn't this be after he came?

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:17pm

    EWWW! That's seriously just nasty

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:10pm

    ^^ YUCK. I'm a girl and I think this is gross. Granted, I'm always at my horniest when Aunt Flow is around, but some of these messages are way too graphic and not very erotic.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by janesaddiction on May 7, 10 at 9:26pm

    Not okay I feel he should have been told what he was getting into.

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:51pm

    I DATED A GUY THAT WOULD ONLY SCREW ME IF I WAS BLEEDING. HE ALSO LIKED TO TAKE THE CLOTS AND SUCK ON EM He obviously only wants virgins, you gross moron.

  • 63 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:42pm

    7:01 how are you even turned on by that? this guy cant be human or that statement is untrue. ps having sex while bleedin is really gross and whoever suggested you cant get pregnant your a fuckin idiot

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:15pm

    This + 4:11 = good schadenfreude laugh from me

  • 63 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:11pm

    TRY HAVING TO REMOVE CORN AFTER ANAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:56pm

    This is why I don't have sex when I'm on my period. Such a turn off.

  • 58 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:32am

    Kudos for using "surreptitiously" in a text (and spelling it correctly), but otherwise wow, OP is disgusting.

  • 60 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:31pm

    lol 10:32, thanks for pointing that out, pretty sure 10:22 just got a little carried away with the graphic imagery

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:34pm

    a person with a sweet vocab, that's who!

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:38am

    that is utterly disgusting. good word usage though.

  • 39 52
    Submitted by lmarshall33 on Jan 2, 12 at 2:37am

    Nice vocab

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:26pm

    Hay vats up! I am Bruno!

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:49pm

    hhahaha 6:21. wow. dumb. Thanks for clearing that up for him 6:39. =) Anyway, I always thought it was disgusting to bang on the period, but my last boyfriend was persistent in us doing it. He actually likes it. Even though I've done it, the idea does still gross me out a bit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:24pm

    who has sex with the lights off 8:43am?

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:35am

    dam.. its happens..... didnt tell him, and he found out later the hard way

  • 59 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:08pm

    seriously WORST NIGHT I've read on here. Just vommed in my mouth.

  • 55 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:57am

    This is EXACTLY why I like guys and not girls.

  • 58 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 11:04pm

    @ July 11, 2009 11:23PM Hell yeah. ..! But sucking on the thing crap..ew. to the third power ~

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:19pm

    That's disgusting. How did the guy not even notice, or maybe he did notice and just didn't care. Idnk Whatever nastyyyy

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:48am

    Bitch get outta my head!

  • 56 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:51pm

    thats great. oh the plight of being a women with great vocabulary.

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:08am

    i love you. Too funny.

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:14am

    Thumbs up by mere virtue of being intelligent enough to use the word "surreptitious" in such a perfect context. FTW.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:58pm

    once my gf came 3 times but after the 3rd time she started bleeding because of my awesome hard fucking

  • 53 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:35pm

    8:37 you're beautiful.

  • 55 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:01pm

    I DATED A GUY THAT WOULD ONLY SCREW ME IF I WAS BLEEDING. HE ALSO LIKED TO TAKE THE CLOTS AND SUCK ON EM

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:16pm

    lmao thats like when i lost my virginity i still had a tampon in and he started goin down on me hahaha fuckin loser gave me HPV too. that was the only guy i had unprotected with.

  • 52 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:53am

    to each his own but some things should be kept private. . .this site and its readers could do without reading this story

  • 51 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:56pm

    Yep 4:34 is an idiot

  • 50 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:24am

    omg my husband does this shit to me all the time