Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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For the first time ever, I had to think a moment before thumbs upping this or thumbs downing it.
this is probably the guy looking at that naked chick neighbor
No such thing as too much!
How can you get herpes if the only person you're getting with is Rosey Palm?!
You should probably get a different hobby.
its a bad night bc the guy wacked off so much he thought he had herpes. thats kinda sad
How is this a bad night? The guy found out he doesn't have herpes.
Lotion is a very helpful tool!!!
Get some lube, dude. And it's a bad night cause his dick hurts.
The fact this comes from northern Utah lends this text a certain poetic justice.
this could be from anywhere in utah besides the wasatch front. 435 is used anywhere in rural utah
Good night! You DON'T have the herp! That's a reason to fucking celebrate! Just jerk off less, that's all... or at least use some lube or moisturizing lotion. haha
the epic fail of EPIC FAILS. you suck balls.
You don't get laid much do you? Lay of the cheap 5min pornos and go to a country bar or something,
Is this from Forgetting Sarah Marshall? Cause it seems very similar to mee.
I hooked up with a guy once who's dick was like leather bc he would masturbate all the time :/
It's still prob herpes. He didn't want to hurt your feelings
It's against the law for doctors to cover up their patients' diseases. Maybe you should read a little more.
So not cool....