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  • 113 46
    Submitted by lyndseyfifield on Apr 23, 10 at 12:14pm
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    For the first time ever, I had to think a moment before thumbs upping this or thumbs downing it.

  • 120 70
    Submitted by vinogirl on Apr 23, 10 at 10:54am
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    this is probably the guy looking at that naked chick neighbor

  • 100 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 10:50am
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    No such thing as too much!

  • 91 54
    Submitted by marsrover on Apr 23, 10 at 10:25am
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    Haha fail.

  • 84 61
    Submitted by codii on Apr 23, 10 at 11:59am
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    How can you get herpes if the only person you're getting with is Rosey Palm?!

  • 67 51
    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 23, 10 at 12:09pm
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    Failllll

  • 69 56
    Submitted by ldato on Apr 23, 10 at 3:15pm
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    The fact this comes from northern Utah lends this text a certain poetic justice.

    • 58 51
      Submitted by papa_woody on Apr 30, 10 at 11:47pm
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      this could be from anywhere in utah besides the wasatch front. 435 is used anywhere in rural utah

  • 68 58
    Submitted by ryno24 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:24am
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    Lotion is a very helpful tool!!!

  • 63 52
    Submitted by sicklytwisted on Apr 26, 10 at 1:33pm
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    its a bad night bc the guy wacked off so much he thought he had herpes. thats kinda sad

  • 62 52
    Submitted by vanilla_skies on Apr 30, 10 at 3:20pm
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    You should probably get a different hobby.

  • 67 62
    Submitted by jkemp on Apr 23, 10 at 11:49am
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    always

  • 68 67
    Submitted by iamthatguy on Apr 23, 10 at 3:29pm
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    How is this a bad night? The guy found out he doesn't have herpes.

  • 69 81
    Submitted by In8 on Apr 23, 10 at 10:34am
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    Grow up.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by merlana on Apr 23, 10 at 5:03pm
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    Get some lube, dude. And it's a bad night cause his dick hurts.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Itsnoah on Sep 24, 10 at 3:40pm
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    Good night! You DON'T have the herp! That's a reason to fucking celebrate! Just jerk off less, that's all... or at least use some lube or moisturizing lotion. haha

  • 62 84
    Submitted by txmma on Apr 23, 10 at 11:11am
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    slut

  • 51 72
    Submitted by sunshine4 on Apr 23, 10 at 1:34pm
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    Is this from Forgetting Sarah Marshall? Cause it seems very similar to mee.

  • 57 87
    Submitted by M3GATR0N on Apr 23, 10 at 12:01pm
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    You don't get laid much do you? Lay of the cheap 5min pornos and go to a country bar or something,

  • 33 40
    Submitted by SubDroP on May 31, 11 at 10:42pm
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    the epic fail of EPIC FAILS. you suck balls.

  • 53 89
    Submitted by marcmedic on Apr 23, 10 at 10:44am
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    It's still prob herpes. He didn't want to hurt your feelings

    • 54 58
      Submitted by arodyankee10 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:28am
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      It's against the law for doctors to cover up their patients' diseases. Maybe you should read a little more.

  • 56 115
    Submitted by heavenfrog23 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:00am
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    I hooked up with a guy once who's dick was like leather bc he would masturbate all the time :/

  • 49 102
    Submitted by communistcanada on Apr 23, 10 at 10:42am
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    First

  • 41 88
    Submitted by TimMc333 on Apr 23, 10 at 10:27am
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    So not cool....