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  • Submitted by lyndseyfifield on Apr 23, 10 at 12:14pm

    For the first time ever, I had to think a moment before thumbs upping this or thumbs downing it.

  • Submitted by vinogirl on Apr 23, 10 at 10:54am

    this is probably the guy looking at that naked chick neighbor

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 10:50am

    No such thing as too much!

  • Submitted by marsrover on Apr 23, 10 at 10:25am

    Haha fail.

  • Submitted by codii on Apr 23, 10 at 11:59am

    How can you get herpes if the only person you're getting with is Rosey Palm?!

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 23, 10 at 12:09pm

    Failllll

  • Submitted by vanilla_skies on Apr 30, 10 at 3:20pm

    You should probably get a different hobby.

  • Submitted by sicklytwisted on Apr 26, 10 at 1:33pm

    its a bad night bc the guy wacked off so much he thought he had herpes. thats kinda sad

  • Submitted by ldato on Apr 23, 10 at 3:15pm

    The fact this comes from northern Utah lends this text a certain poetic justice.

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      Submitted by papa_woody on Apr 30, 10 at 11:47pm

      this could be from anywhere in utah besides the wasatch front. 435 is used anywhere in rural utah

  • Submitted by iamthatguy on Apr 23, 10 at 3:29pm

    How is this a bad night? The guy found out he doesn't have herpes.

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    Submitted by ryno24 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:24am

    Lotion is a very helpful tool!!!

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    Submitted by merlana on Apr 23, 10 at 5:03pm

    Get some lube, dude. And it's a bad night cause his dick hurts.

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    Submitted by jkemp on Apr 23, 10 at 11:49am

    always

  • Submitted by In8 on Apr 23, 10 at 10:34am

    Grow up.

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    Submitted by Itsnoah on Sep 24, 10 at 3:40pm

    Good night! You DON'T have the herp! That's a reason to fucking celebrate! Just jerk off less, that's all... or at least use some lube or moisturizing lotion. haha

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    Submitted by sunshine4 on Apr 23, 10 at 1:34pm

    Is this from Forgetting Sarah Marshall? Cause it seems very similar to mee.

  • Submitted by M3GATR0N on Apr 23, 10 at 12:01pm

    You don't get laid much do you? Lay of the cheap 5min pornos and go to a country bar or something,

  • Submitted by txmma on Apr 23, 10 at 11:11am

    slut

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    Submitted by SubDroP on May 31, 11 at 10:42pm

    the epic fail of EPIC FAILS. you suck balls.

  • Submitted by marcmedic on Apr 23, 10 at 10:44am

    It's still prob herpes. He didn't want to hurt your feelings

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      Submitted by arodyankee10 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:28am

      It's against the law for doctors to cover up their patients' diseases. Maybe you should read a little more.

  • Submitted by heavenfrog23 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:00am

    I hooked up with a guy once who's dick was like leather bc he would masturbate all the time :/

  • Submitted by TimMc333 on Apr 23, 10 at 10:27am

    So not cool....

  • Submitted by communistcanada on Apr 23, 10 at 10:42am

    First