my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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My name is crispy -.- fucking bastards.
I have a 310 number and I live in AMERICA
If you want to stop someone from wanting to do you, you have to bust out the STDs. My mom is pro-life and I have AIDS. I dare you to fuck me!!!
Good ol Californian
I'm pro-whatever the hell you want, but I still think it's fucked up to get pregnant and abort the baby just to spite your mother...
Oh, goodie, another moron who can't think for themselves. What, you think that Mommy's gonna find out after your first missed period? You don't swell up with baby automatically, dear. You've got at least a three-month period to get rid of it before it's obvious. Here's a novel idea - THINK FOR YOURSELF, and if you're pro-choice then be pro-choice. If you want birth control GO GET BITRH CONTROL. Goddamn. Cut the fucking umbilical cord already, you dumb twunt.
Gotta love people who get all upset. This site is FOR ENTERTAINMENT! Lighten the fuck up!
Crispy you're crazy but hilarious. And as for ms (310), be careful, I just might
The OP is just a spoiled dumb cunt. Hiding behind her mother. Sooner or later you should grow some eggs, learn to think independently, and learn to make decisions for yourself and be personally accountable. Grow up, bitch
That's fucking hilarious!!
I enjoy enormous zebra cock in my butthoe
I read it as a joke...
I love cock
3:49 us Africans have heard of condoms thanks. We actually have a massive rollout of free ones too.
You heard of education or are you happy to be the stereotypical ignorant american?
I love this so much.
I'd be fucking you not your mom
i'll take that challenge....after 6 hours with a girl who knew what she was doing i still didn't ejaculate
How is this a thumbs down?
Are you from Africa? Have you heard of condoms?
5:35, you mean "we" Africans, not "us". Next time proofread before you rant about education.
this "crispy" idiot is a FREAK
Damn I need to learn to type on this phone.
maybe this is her way of saying she wants to fuck 'my mom's pro-life so I dare you to fuck me'
I hope no girl ever gets with you again, you manitpulative bitch.
Go hump your hand.
seriously, you're eighteen, kiddo. go back to stealing your mom's victoria's secret catalogs to use as masturbatory material.
I like dares. Plus your mom would be the last person I'd tell about an abortion.
Hell I'll fuck you, I'm fixed!
Huh, I read it as the girl would have no access to any form of birth control - due to their mom being a freak. Thus it being a dare for the guy as sex would then be a gamble or a risk as he would have to be in charge of getting the condoms.
But is the OP's mom pro-anal? Yes = problem solved!
this is dumb. should not have made it onto TFLN
I'll fuck you AND your mother preferably at the same time and as you finger each other then I'll blow a load on each of you cockblocking whores.
5:46 Jesus, just because your mom should have swallowed, don't be mad at us.
gibberish cannot be funny by definition.
9:14 may have a point
I'm in! My boys will dodge your eggs once more!
@3:49 Nice How I Met Your Mother reference.
I'm going to start working "theirost impresenable" into conversations and see if anyone questions me.
I have to remember this one
@5:35; who says he's American?
Hahaha fuckin hilarious
I like things in my ass
LOFL 4:46 and WTF 4:30?
Do you think this is a boy or a girl?
615, he didn't mean grammatically so i guess you missed the point...
I thought it was funny lol
what does the mom have anything to do with it.. thats stupid.. bring your mom into it oh young one.. can't handle your own shit..
Lmao. Best one I've seen.
lolol he's probably a boy..unless its a psychol girl willing to put holes in someones condom...or use a turkey baster..
I like little boys.
4:30, that does not sound logical. And stop fucking the mentally challenged, most find it to be a crime.
Don't say things- wait.. You won't regret this ;D
What was the point of your post? Dumb.
After I'm done with you'r mother, I'll get to your father and make your grand-ma-ma watch.
i accept the dare!!!!
I take it in the poop shoot
Pro choice does not equal pro death, you idiot
Fuck this shit. I gotten 7 girls to get unwanted abortions. Girls have no logic to them. So all you have to do is study thier demeanor wait till at theirost impresenable. And them say the right things in the right order. And your be off to planed parenthood faster then you can say "Termanated p pregnacy"