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  • My name is crispy -.- fucking bastards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:37pm
  • @ 9:57 I have a 310 number and I live in AMERICA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:03pm
  • If you want to stop someone from wanting to do you, you have to bust out the STDs. My mom is pro-life and I have AIDS. I dare you to fuck me!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:16pm
  • Good ol Californian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:34am
  • I'm pro-whatever the hell you want, but I still think it's fucked up to get pregnant and abort the baby just to spite your mother...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:02am
  • The OP is just a spoiled dumb cunt. Hiding behind her mother. Sooner or later you should grow some eggs, learn to think independently, and learn to make decisions for yourself and be personally accountable. Grow up, bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:48pm
  • I enjoy enormous zebra cock in my butthoe -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:02pm
  • Are you from Africa? Have you heard of condoms?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:49pm
  • Damn I need to learn to type on this phone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:30pm
  • Oh, goodie, another moron who can't think for themselves. What, you think that Mommy's gonna find out after your first missed period? You don't swell up with baby automatically, dear. You've got at least a three-month period to get rid of it before it's obvious. Here's a novel idea - THINK FOR YOURSELF, and if you're pro-choice then be pro-choice. If you want birth control GO GET BITRH CONTROL. Goddamn. Cut the fucking umbilical cord already, you dumb twunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:44am
  • 4:54 That's fucking hilarious!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:56pm
  • maybe this is her way of saying she wants to fuck 'my mom's pro-life so I dare you to fuck me'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:46pm
  • I love cock -crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:41am
  • Crispy you're crazy but hilarious. And as for ms (310), be careful, I just might

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:21am
  • I'd be fucking you not your mom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:27am
  • Gotta love people who get all upset. This site is FOR ENTERTAINMENT! Lighten the fuck up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:54pm
  • 3:49 us Africans have heard of condoms thanks. We actually have a massive rollout of free ones too. You heard of education or are you happy to be the stereotypical ignorant american?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:35pm
  • How is this a thumbs down?

    Submitted by gyu on Jul 18, 10 at 3:26pm
  • seriously, you're eighteen, kiddo. go back to stealing your mom's victoria's secret catalogs to use as masturbatory material.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:41pm
  • I read it as a joke...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:25pm
  • 4:30, I hope no girl ever gets with you again, you manitpulative bitch. Go hump your hand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:54pm
  • i'll take that challenge....after 6 hours with a girl who knew what she was doing i still didn't ejaculate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:07am
  • I like dares. Plus your mom would be the last person I'd tell about an abortion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:43pm
  • I love this so much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 7:35pm
  • Huh, I read it as the girl would have no access to any form of birth control - due to their mom being a freak. Thus it being a dare for the guy as sex would then be a gamble or a risk as he would have to be in charge of getting the condoms.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:14pm
  • this "crispy" idiot is a FREAK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 7:35pm
  • Hell I'll fuck you, I'm fixed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:13pm
  • I'm in! My boys will dodge your eggs once more!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:56pm
  • Huh? gibberish cannot be funny by definition.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:36pm
  • I'm going to start working "theirost impresenable" into conversations and see if anyone questions me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:46pm
  • I like things in my ass -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:56pm
  • But is the OP's mom pro-anal? Yes = problem solved!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:30am
  • 5:35, you mean "we" Africans, not "us". Next time proofread before you rant about education.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:15pm
  • this is dumb. should not have made it onto TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:34pm
  • I'll fuck you AND your mother preferably at the same time and as you finger each other then I'll blow a load on each of you cockblocking whores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:36am
  • 5:46 Jesus, just because your mom should have swallowed, don't be mad at us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:39pm
  • Do you think this is a boy or a girl?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:36pm
  • @3:49 Nice How I Met Your Mother reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 8:05pm
  • 9:14 may have a point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:25pm
  • @5:35; who says he's American?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:57am
  • I have to remember this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:33pm
  • LOFL 4:46 and WTF 4:30?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Hahaha fuckin hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:09pm
  • 615, he didn't mean grammatically so i guess you missed the point...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:50pm
  • what does the mom have anything to do with it.. thats stupid.. bring your mom into it oh young one.. can't handle your own shit..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:42pm
  • I like little boys. -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:47pm
  • 4:30, that does not sound logical. And stop fucking the mentally challenged, most find it to be a crime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:36pm
  • I thought it was funny lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:34am
  • lolol he's probably a boy..unless its a psychol girl willing to put holes in someones condom...or use a turkey baster..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Don't say things- wait.. You won't regret this ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:02am
  • After I'm done with you'r mother, I'll get to your father and make your grand-ma-ma watch. -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:46pm
  • What was the point of your post? Dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:56pm
  • Lmao. Best one I've seen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:58pm
  • i accept the dare!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:15pm
  • I take it in the poop shoot -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:45pm
  • Pro choice does not equal pro death, you idiot

    Submitted by niceman on Mar 22, 12 at 8:30pm
  • Fuck this shit. I gotten 7 girls to get unwanted abortions. Girls have no logic to them. So all you have to do is study thier demeanor wait till at theirost impresenable. And them say the right things in the right order. And your be off to planed parenthood faster then you can say "Termanated p pregnacy"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:30pm