I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
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Look at all the women in here getting their panties in a bunch.
I still think your whoreyness is yours and yours alone, just like i'd say any whoreyness of mine is mine alone. Yes sex takes two people but i wouldn't say my whore-ness relies on the other person, and thats where I feel your failing to grasp responsibility. So while I see what you're saying, I do not agree with it. Your food analogy could use a little work too.
1:14 "Nothing wrong with me getting all of you gatekeepers to open up for me. My whoreyness is reliant on yours really."
Implies that you are not responsible for being a whore because they let you.
That's true but then again you ladies get to choose whether or not we even get the chance. That's what I'm saying. It's not up to us at all.
I am a girl. I think this is very funny.
ass. as if you're not a skank too
If she is a Dumb cunt and slept around on him she deserves it...
It you're seriously sitting here all butthurt your a dumb cunt too and I hope u get Syphilis too
Nobody cares 5:26PM, nobody.
Cover-up, much? Now when she goes around telling everyone he's dirty, he can say it was just a joke :)
my question is: was she a bad one night stand? i mean talk about burning bridges her and her friends won't ever sleep with u... worth the laugh?
i like "just for shits and giggles" that makes almost anything ok... make her worry...
Yes having things jammed in your pee hole sucks. That's why it's funny. You must've pissed her off huh?
He doesn't have syphilis...he was going to make her think he did.....she prolly is a skank lol
What a jackass. And especially since he slept with her he has no right to call her a skank.
har har so clever pathetic
Good god our generation needs to grow the fuck up.
Well if he slept with her, he's just as skanky.
well, you guys would probably not think it was funny if the text was a girl saying "I was thinking of texting him telling him I'm pregnant just for shits and giggles. Dick."
Am I a whore? Well, does Tarzan shit in the woods? Does pinochio have wooden balls? The answer is yes, I am a whore. Since I'm a guy, it's a good thing. Nothing wrong with me getting all of you gatekeepers to open up for me. My whoreyness is reliant on yours really.
That is Awesome!!! I hope you never get laid again!
I wonder how mad the women would be if they found out the person that sent that text was actually a girl, talking about her exgirlfriend.
i'm a jackass, moron and an asshole then because i think this is really funny
i must be a really large jackass, moron and asshole for thinking this is really funny. i am a girl and i would SHIT if I got this text, yet I still find this to be very funny! well played sir. (and thank you 6:48 for the very good idea!)
@ 11:15 harrisburg, pennsylvania. Not that you'd have a chance at my friends, but please do try. If you'd be able to walk that is.
WOW thats why people should ALWAYS wear condoms...
Oh 2:48AM, it seems to me that your views are the ones that are outdated. I'm just talking about the bottom line, for sex to occur at all, the woman has the FINAL say. I'm done with this silly argument. Btw did you like my new food analogy? It was thought up just for you sweetie.
jackass. morons and assholes are the only ones that would think such a thing was funny. try getting a real sense of humor.
don't understand why people don't appreciate this. well played sir.
If I'd be able to walk, please bitch. I'd be able to walk through your little slut crew.
hahaha wow this is really funnnnny!!! you should fuck with her even more and say that it might be more than sphyilis or some other crazy shit. fuck up her life. it would be halarious.
oh and im a girl and my panties are not in a knot. i think this is the funniest thing evvverr!
I'm a girl. this is funny.
I am a guy and I do not see the humor in this. Double standards are not acceptable in my world and I would kick the shit out of anyone who did this to any of my female friends. You know, for shits and giggles.
People don't appreciate this because those who would intentionally inflict emotional pain upon another person aren't much different than those who would physical pain upon another person. Essentially the douchebag just wants to slap her around a little, except emotionally. Just for shits and giggles.
WTF are you babbling about bitch?!? What responsibilities do I need to take for bangin' girls that let me? And how are you ladies not the gatekeepers?!? Bottom line, It's 100% up to the woman whether or not sex occurs. (consensual sex anyway) I don't have an STD and neither does the person who texted this. He's trying to give the girl a little scare as a joke. And I never look at bustin' a nut as a bad decision love. Pull that carrot out of your ass and lighten you silly cunt.
Once again. A GIRL sent this to talking about her ex-girlfriend, who was a skank and cheated on her.
i'm a girl, my panties are not in a bunch and i think its funny... what would be funnier is if she got it after she was with you...
but then she will think you do have it and that could suck
Awesome new food analogy! "suck a dick up 'till you hiccup bitch. Apple." I'm a girl and what you're saying makes total sense, we do get the final say for sure. This bitch arguing that point is an idiot. You've admited you're a slut too but it's true, bottom line we DO have to LET you go all the way. Stay funny dude. :)
YOUR MY HERO fuck all these skanks
Can't fuck a limp dick
i agree with 6:48
i see 2:27's point, and only agree if he also flips it around. as in "girl hits on guy, guy can choose if hes gonna keep it in his pants or not". cant have double standards.
im a girl. and would not find this funny. at all.
Ok.. since I have a friend with an STD, I can see how fucked up this can appear to some people.
HOWEVER, I think it's really freaking funny and you should do it. Getting tested can be expensive though.. let her freak out for a day and then tell her tomorrow you're just kidding. (oh, and I'm a girl and my "panties are not in a bunch")
702 you sound like an asshole and a slut
bet you he never actually played this prank on her, he's a pussy. Men are all talk, no walk.
Pretty sure this website is meant for pure entertainment, not to start debates about sexual behaviors. Everyone lighten up. If you get offended by something as simple as a prank text, I don't see what you're doing on this website in the first place.
Oh, sweetie, I'm responsible in a way, I initiate the whole thing. I'm just saying that it takes 2 for everything to go down. If I didn't initiate anything I couldn't have sex. On that same note, if I was told to stop before it got as far as sex, sex wouldn't happen. So my statement About my whoreyness being reliant on yours still rings true. How about you take some responsibility for spreading like butter. Do you honestly not see that? If so, you're the dumbest cunt I've ever spoken to.
you are a whore.
because you are implying that in ANY and EVERY sexual situation you are in, you would be willing to have sex if not stopped by the girl. I agree with the fact that girls have a large say in whether or not it happens, but that doesn't change the fact. I'm not saying its a bad thing, just that you should own up to it. :)
and i find this funny, but only if they deserve it.
12:18 Oooh. Females as gatekeepers bullshit. You're only a whore cause other people let you be. Cute. Do whatever you need to rationalize your bad decisions.
And maybe one day you can learn to take responsibility for your own actions.
DO IT. Like, it'll be great, I'm so serious. Or fake a message from her TELLING you she has it, and then send it to everyone she knows.
Where do you live? I'll fuck all your friends and do this to them. Then we'll see how brash you are when you're not on an anonymous board. Pussy. Please say you live in Michigan.
I find this to be quite funny. And it's even funnier now that all these punks are so against it. I say do it.
Man, that shit aint funny....I had a girl do that to me, it sucked getting 'rodded'...but guess im lucky since I didnt catch anything