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  • Submitted by NOsaint16 on May 27, 10 at 4:08pm

    Wow you fucking loser. I hope the doctor slaps you then takes away your kid you fucking junkie. ... that feels better now

  • Submitted by WorstTextEver on May 27, 10 at 4:13pm

    Ugh- reasons for abortion right there. And I'm not talking about your kid.

  • Submitted by twizted on May 27, 10 at 4:32pm

    You should have been a blowjob

    • Submitted by paigeizchaos on Sep 22, 10 at 2:41am

      hahaha god if someone told me that i would die

  • Submitted by Galiga513 on May 27, 10 at 4:33pm

    There is a time in your life when you are forced to grow up...this is your GROW THE FUCK UP and properly raise your child

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      Submitted by kadiebug10 on Apr 25, 11 at 12:24am

      Yeah because all know that once you have a kid it is so immature to have kinky sexy! And that being pregnant is so much fun that you should never sit ant think of things you can't wait to do when the baby comes out!

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        Submitted by BOOSHandorKAKOW on May 17, 11 at 5:37am

        she is talking about using cocaine... what is possessing you to take her side?

  • Submitted by scathers47 on May 27, 10 at 4:07pm

    Ugh.... Time to call social services!

  • Submitted by 26 on May 27, 10 at 4:26pm

    WTF who would post this text!! I think tfln is doin some drugs there damn selves!!! There is nothing funny about it!!! And to brag about it is just plain stupid!!! I feel sorry for the baby

  • Submitted by Futbolisto on May 27, 10 at 4:13pm

    At least she's waiting.

  • Submitted by bubblegumsies on May 27, 10 at 4:08pm


  • Submitted by astonmartin on May 27, 10 at 4:11pm

    You gross pig. I hope you die while the kid is still young so it can go to someone human.

    • Submitted by astonmartin on May 27, 10 at 4:31pm

      Stick your thumbs down up your asses, scumbags.

  • Submitted by lollygagger_08 on May 27, 10 at 4:57pm

    Ya fuckin dumb bitch. Some people should not be allowed to have children.

  • Submitted by kella on May 27, 10 at 4:52pm

    You don't deserve to have a baby.

  • Submitted by ohbabyy on May 27, 10 at 5:48pm

    Wow, you were a waste of sperm.

  • Submitted by guidette79 on May 27, 10 at 4:22pm

    you sound like a real classy lady

  • Submitted by JJdoggie on May 27, 10 at 4:54pm

    WTF mods? This is worthy of sharing?

  • Submitted by littlemamanyc on May 27, 10 at 6:22pm

    You are the prime example of how anyone can give birth but only certain people can be a mom. You are NO mom.

    • Submitted by akmills on May 27, 10 at 10:10pm

      Thanks, Mom. Did anyone think the OP was as funny as I did?

  • Submitted by MuseChick on May 27, 10 at 4:20pm

    Truly disgusting

  • Submitted by pyros on May 27, 10 at 4:10pm

    @ kellylynn - you took the words right out of my mouth. I hope she consider adoption...

    • Submitted by pinkie19 on May 27, 10 at 7:04pm

      I hope so too. If you're not going to live up to your responsibilities let someone who want to have a child be the parent. There are some people who deserve children and can't have any.

  • Submitted by kellylynn19 on May 27, 10 at 4:06pm

    Wow gonna b a great parent....

  • Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on May 27, 10 at 5:10pm

    First of all guys it most likely fake. If not then as someone stated, atleast they are waiting. And to address peoples concerns about being a responsible parent, she may be giving it up for adoption, but in the mean time she's not doing coke

    • Submitted by slotsguld on May 28, 10 at 5:46am

      Thank you, that's what I thought the entire time.

  • Submitted by fcukingspaz on May 27, 10 at 4:31pm

    Makes me wonder about her state during conception

  • Submitted by professorbananas on May 27, 10 at 5:05pm

    stay classy louisiana!

  • Submitted by sequioa on May 27, 10 at 6:13pm

    You know what? Just don't vote to increase my taxes to pay for your coke baby and we'll call it even

  • Submitted by mrniceguy5 on May 27, 10 at 4:54pm

    Sounds like that's how the baby got in you to begin with

  • Submitted by gracieann on May 27, 10 at 5:09pm


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    Submitted by allykat on May 28, 10 at 5:01pm

    TFLN posts shit like this thinking it's funny?!?!

  • Submitted by chard on May 27, 10 at 6:10pm

    Typical trashy as fuck south Louisiana club rat.

  • Submitted by mintyshake on May 27, 10 at 6:46pm

    The government should fund abortions and give $200 gift cards to walmart just because of people like YOU.. PWT

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      Submitted by miss_idgaf on Jun 19, 11 at 8:38pm

      Yeah, so people will get pregnant just to have an abortion and gain $200 out of it... really smart idea there pal. And guess who'd be paying for the government-funded abortions? Tax-payers.. Think things through next time..

  • Submitted by lil_boosie on May 27, 10 at 4:29pm

    Wow how responsible

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    Submitted by thanigga on May 31, 10 at 12:47am

    you should have been swallowed,

  • Submitted by abcdefgHI on May 27, 10 at 6:29pm

    Some people need to be screened before having kids. Fucking cokehead.

  • Submitted by kingshutup on May 27, 10 at 5:34pm

    I feel bad for that kid

  • Submitted by ayemami on May 27, 10 at 8:39pm

    I swear, if I knew this bitch, as soon as the baby was born I'd take her outside the hospital and beat the living he'll out of her, she would be going right back into the hospital with broken bones and shattered teeth.

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      Submitted by bonnieftw on May 27, 10 at 9:17pm

      ummm. i dont think you would. do you live in the 337? this can be arranged darling.

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    Submitted by RickTrolled on Jun 1, 10 at 11:44am

    Nah, she wasn't a blowjob, she was anal, she came out as a crack baby.

  • Submitted by spurtiic on May 27, 10 at 7:58pm

    Aaaaand now I've seen the downfall of society via TFLN. Promise me to get fixed like a dog and never breed, again.

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    Submitted by uberdouche on May 28, 10 at 9:58am

    Someone should've listened when he said swallowing made her look cool.

  • Submitted by javacodeguy on May 28, 10 at 8:09am

    I'm sure she's a responsible coke user. Getting coked out once a week is no worse than getting hammered once a week. At least she's waiting too. If she was a real junkie like everyone is saying she wouldn't have waited.

  • Submitted by loversontuesday on May 27, 10 at 6:33pm

    Yeah once it comes out you then hve a baby to take care of. I hope you're giving it up for adoption otherwise you're a fucking dumb scunt for wanting to get coked out when you have a baby.

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    Submitted by MissStoney420 on Jun 9, 12 at 1:29am

    Wow! Mother of the year!

  • Submitted by bonnieftw on May 27, 10 at 11:59pm


    • Submitted by Haitea on May 30, 10 at 3:29am

      The fact that all of us care about your baby more than you do shows you're an irresponsible selfish person :/ You can "lul" all you want but you're going to fuck up that baby's life like you've already fucked up your own.

  • Submitted by littlemissy on May 27, 10 at 9:05pm

    Glad you're staying clean during your pregnancy, that's good but I kinda hope you die during delivery if your plan after delivery is to start back on the drugs!

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    Submitted by hrinehart46 on Nov 19, 11 at 11:38am

    parenting at it's finest...

  • Submitted by spankyuno on May 28, 10 at 5:29am

    Your gonna b just a fantastic upstanding mother! Not!! Fuckin joke

  • Submitted by paradox24 on Jun 28, 10 at 4:23pm

    Is this supposed to be funny?

  • Submitted by noconcern on May 27, 10 at 6:39pm

    If you're sending this text, you're far too young to be having a kid.

  • Submitted by lizmatt on May 27, 10 at 5:57pm

    Hopefully op is doing the responsible thing and giving the baby for adoption. She is responsible enough to wait, so hopefully this is the case. Even though I highly doubt this text is real.

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    Submitted by CumGuzzler on May 27, 10 at 10:59pm

    Wtff does gtfo? But you're fucked up, don't have kids. Dumb cunt

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      Submitted by mariomaster on Oct 3, 11 at 6:39pm

      WOW. can you comment really? cumguzzler?

  • Submitted by flredneck on May 27, 10 at 11:00pm

    Wow I'm sure ur mom is proud.....

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    Submitted by kadiebug10 on Apr 25, 11 at 12:30am

    I couldn't wait for my kids to come out so I could be tied up and have the shit beat out of me I love that!!!

  • Submitted by onehotmama on May 27, 10 at 9:23pm


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    Submitted by mybestfriend on May 27, 10 at 7:49pm

    nasty bitch.

  • Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on May 31, 10 at 3:09am

    What no1 thot of was that she was babysitting and may not b a parent at all, and she wants the kid to get the fuck out (go home) so she could party. Not likely, but it could b the case

  • Submitted by RickTrolled on May 28, 10 at 11:10am

    Coke us bad, mmmkay...? Trust met tuts, when you have your baby, you won't have time to get coked up, you'll be too busy being in jail for being a horrible "parent" Go die in a hole and give your baby to someone better then you.

  • Submitted by axe54 on Jun 2, 10 at 10:20pm

    At least she's waiting until she has the baby

  • Submitted by dnny227 on May 28, 10 at 1:49am

    At least she cares enough to wait...most coke heads don't give a fuck and do it while pregnant

  • Submitted by mybizzy on May 28, 10 at 1:28am

    What sick fuck said this was a good night?

  • Submitted by bwherman on May 27, 10 at 7:54pm

    Can't you guys tell a troll when you read one?

  • Submitted by matt6951 on May 27, 10 at 9:34pm

    Wow.. That's class

  • Submitted by Corekth on May 29, 10 at 12:58pm

    She didn't say she was keeping that baby, none of u have any room to judge. She has the sense not do meth while pregnant. And besides, blowing ur lid over every lil thing like this makes u easy to manipulate... This kind of thing always happens, hell, usually mom stays on coke while pregnant.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 10:40pm

    All of the dumb fucks that don't have a sense of humor to the point where they read the posts and say negative things about them should just delete this app. Get a sense of humor or don't read it at all you dick wads

  • Submitted by SaintxXxAsh on May 27, 10 at 5:20pm

    NOsaint16 you are my soulmate

  • Submitted by llf on Jul 13, 11 at 1:22am


  • Submitted by bballneck on Jul 24, 10 at 12:03am

    If this is a real post they r a sad excuse for a human

  • Submitted by biggoob on May 28, 10 at 12:06pm

    Glad I'm paying for your healthcare

  • Submitted by nickibaby64 on Jun 2, 10 at 1:47am

    Can anyone say "Mother of the year"? Poor kiddo.

  • Submitted by texter101 on May 28, 10 at 12:05am

    gtfo means get the fuck out

  • Submitted by menda on May 28, 10 at 12:51am

    Thank you for Caring enough to not harm it and to not abort it.

  • Submitted by froghappy on Sep 13, 10 at 3:07am

    ppl like this should be shot

  • Submitted by Wilbearforce on May 27, 10 at 4:31pm

    LOL! have a good fucking night!

  • Submitted by Dirty_530_420 on May 28, 10 at 7:40am

    People need to be required to be on birth control. This bitch needs to have her baby taken away the second it comes out.

  • Submitted by shesbetter on May 28, 10 at 12:47am

    I hate your fuckin guts you cokehead slut I hope you die.. I hope you go to hell n satan sticks a needle in your eye!!!!!!

  • Submitted by ChloeLea on May 27, 10 at 5:55pm

    How is this acceptable?

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    Submitted by ginandtoni on May 30, 10 at 7:49pm

    DOG rough

  • Submitted by drunkone1 on May 28, 10 at 12:12am

    Maybe they are babysitting and ready to party? GOd I hope so, because the person capable of this text should not be contributing to the gene pool anytime soon.

  • Submitted by asstthis on May 28, 10 at 9:00pm

    I was laughing until I read this post. There's no humor in this. It's in poor taste and I hope for the sake of your child that you grow the fuck up and quit being selfish.

  • Submitted by randomtxts on May 27, 10 at 7:36pm

    I'd hate to be ur kid

  • Submitted by LBgaga on May 27, 10 at 6:25pm

    For all we know, she could be giving it up and isn't doing it to give something healthy to a family. Can't judge, but if that really is the case, then this is pretty funny. Maybe I'm just not offended easily

  • Submitted by totes_mcgoats on Jun 12, 10 at 3:49pm

    Do us all a favor and overdose

  • Submitted by brooklyn96 on Jun 1, 10 at 3:53am


  • Submitted by east on May 29, 10 at 2:06am

    at least she's waiting

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 27, 10 at 8:57pm

    you do not deserve to be a parent. the only kinda good thing about this text is you aren't doing the drugs while pregnant, that will fuck the child up for life.

  • Submitted by poogums on May 27, 10 at 4:13pm

    What a lucky baby.... Jesua

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    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 10:08pm

    there is no hope for degenerates like yourself ma'am

  • Submitted by MalayaBee on May 27, 10 at 5:21pm

    YSHS-- You Should Have Swallowed!!

  • Submitted by cutemau5 on May 27, 10 at 4:43pm

    you're a prison guard evolwayz?? not surprised lol

  • Submitted by thillis_ on Jul 19, 12 at 7:11pm

    Does that count as good parenting for waiting to do drugs until the baby is out or shit parenting for lodging drugs with a baby?

  • Submitted by smurfconfusion on May 28, 10 at 7:19pm

    I thought it was funny

  • Submitted by Alexalexalec on Feb 9, 11 at 10:20pm


  • Submitted by jostar on Jul 25, 10 at 11:50pm

    You shoulda been a load shot over your mothers back dumb crack whore!!

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    Submitted by BayBayGirlLove1 on Jun 16, 11 at 2:18am

    Thank god ur sober for the baby they have places u can drop the kid off with out getting into trouble like a fire house er police station U should Really looking into something like that...

  • Submitted by kerr182 on May 28, 10 at 1:42am

    This is really what makes it on this. What a fucking joke you guys must be.

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    Submitted by USMCbroussard on Aug 18, 12 at 9:20pm

    337 thats my area code. dont surprise me though. females are all nasty creatures back home

  • Submitted by hxck on May 28, 10 at 4:32pm


  • Submitted by nenefoxie on May 28, 10 at 5:42am

    That poor baby...havin a crackhead mom

  • Submitted by BonerSoup on May 28, 10 at 12:33am

    Fuck society, get piss drunk and snort coke with your toddlers :)

  • Submitted by topdog on May 27, 10 at 5:06pm

    Responsible parenting at it's best.

  • Submitted by ashpoop on May 27, 10 at 11:25pm

    Wow I hope this is fake. If not, I hope your child gets taken away from your irresponsible ass.

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    Submitted by plpbaby143 on Aug 27, 12 at 1:20am

    You are going to make a terrible mother.

  • Submitted by crazyjay34 on Jun 16, 10 at 11:59pm

    Hbt this guys..... It's probably a joke just like most of the other txts here ... So calm down

  • Submitted by musik_junkie on May 28, 10 at 4:22pm

    That's just terrible...

  • Submitted by juneaubabe on May 28, 10 at 4:00pm


  • Submitted by shammer on May 30, 10 at 12:41pm

    Haha Thats so funny...

  • Submitted by addams on May 28, 10 at 9:54am

    Wow.. 5 bucks says she got pregnant through some sort of drug transaction.

  • Submitted by pooja_gandhi on May 27, 10 at 10:02pm

    wow you will be a truly AWFUL parent. your baby doesn't deserve to have you as a mother.

  • Submitted by AKjonesy on May 27, 10 at 5:17pm

    There's nothin wrong with a little coke, at least she's waiting. I mean, what are baby sitters for anyways?

  • Submitted by nickbro on Jul 2, 10 at 11:36pm

    This is why you should only suck dick for coke, no more fucking for blow

  • Submitted by SoulTaker6 on May 27, 10 at 6:39pm

    Ohh she makes me sick to live in 337 what a fucking peice of shit I really hope she dies giving birth!

    • Submitted by maggiewho on May 27, 10 at 9:21pm

      whoa thats a bit excessive

  • Submitted by bretza on May 30, 10 at 12:36pm

    This is messed up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 10 at 5:39am

    Yeah, this is probably made up for shock value, but you're a cunt

  • Submitted by mojas7565 on May 27, 10 at 8:34pm

    stay classey san diego

  • Submitted by 2144571774 on May 28, 10 at 11:24am

    Keegan Leah Harroz? That has to be you!

  • Submitted by nenefoxie on May 28, 10 at 5:38am

    This bitch makes me embarrassed to say I'm from Louisiana... Either stop fucking or use condoms and give that poor baby to a mom that's not a fucking crackhead...asstard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 7:01pm

    Wat a fucking cunt. I hope u die

  • Submitted by chemicalstar on May 27, 10 at 6:31pm


  • Submitted by xeresse on May 27, 10 at 8:28pm

    Fuck cocaine you shouldn't be allowed to have children

  • Submitted by StoryOfARory on Jun 17, 10 at 12:37pm

    What the FUCK is wrong with you?

  • Submitted by wub72493 on May 29, 10 at 5:06pm

    First of all- if she wants to get coked out then she has clearly done if before which can harm the baby as it is. A person who is willing to give up looking after a baby to do drugs is so beyond unfit to become a parent. Do the responsible thing and give it to a loving family who will take care of the baby. If you plan on raising the kid, its damn near impossible that it'll turn out okay.

  • Submitted by supalaina on May 27, 10 at 10:31pm

    Seriously it might not even be his or her kid, or ther could be talking about something else... Stfu they are just tryna get fucked up and have a good time

  • Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 27, 10 at 9:18pm

    Yet another example of why abortions could possibly be the greatest medical innovation ever: protect babies from coke head mothers and spare them the pain of fetal alcohol syndrome.

  • Submitted by Derpson on Jan 5, 12 at 2:42am

    Some people just should not breed...

  • Submitted by onfiree on May 27, 10 at 8:48pm

    Nasty. Give it to someone that cares cuz you obviously don't.

  • Submitted by akmills on May 27, 10 at 10:11pm

    I thought this one was funny. What happened to having a sense of humor everyone?

  • Submitted by juliasmommie on May 27, 10 at 10:56pm

    Poor baby doesn't even know he's going to be taking care of his mother by the age of 2 instead of this cunt taking care of him

  • Submitted by cheeser1284 on May 27, 10 at 9:29pm

    Are u f'n kidding me?? What the hell is wrong with ppl! Disgusting

  • Submitted by Authoress on Sep 22, 10 at 10:43am

    not funny

  • Submitted by qwerty12345 on May 28, 10 at 11:29am

    A little coke doesn't make one a cokehead. That is like saying someone who gets drunk every once in awhile is an alcoholic. Second, she is waiting. Would you all have so much sand in your vaginas if it said "... so I can get drunk" instead?

  • Submitted by auna85 on May 28, 10 at 2:30am

    Your a piece of shit. Your mom should have swallowed you.

  • Submitted by evolwayz on May 27, 10 at 4:36pm

    Wow, future mother of the year canidate in this one.....hope they live in California so when that child grows up and gets incarcerated I get job security

  • Submitted by hoffyyy on May 28, 10 at 3:03pm

    good role model

  • Submitted by lg1275 on May 28, 10 at 7:11am

    Two words: Stupid cunt

  • Submitted by aznasshole on May 27, 10 at 7:31pm

    We need an abortion. And by that, I mean aborting you. Dumb bitch

  • Submitted by EnergyTurtle on May 28, 10 at 12:07am

    We don't know if she's even planning to keep the baby or adopt, so I'm withholding judgement.

  • Submitted by wtfasshole on Nov 29, 10 at 6:47pm

    There are almost no words for how low a human being you are. What a loser.

  • Submitted by undrtheimpressn on May 28, 10 at 5:04am

    This is the one of the LA area codes, I'm pretty fucking sure my ex girlfriend's 1st love wrote that text, she's due pretty soon or has just had the kid in the last few months.

    • Submitted by bonnieftw on May 28, 10 at 8:43am

      no dude this text is totally mine. i still have it saved on my phone.

  • Submitted by maynard on May 27, 10 at 8:14pm

    This has to be fake. Why would anyone actually txt this. Even worse, why would tfln post this?!

  • Submitted by wonderfulone on May 27, 10 at 11:26pm

    Really.... I feel soooooo bad for your kid!

  • Submitted by wonkie on May 28, 10 at 9:32am

    Omfg I'm a young single mother I have a full time job n take care of my baby I don't do drugs I don't want to lose him!!! N I still go out but I party like a mommy now not a\nFuxking kid!!! Ur a cunt that should not hav re pleasure of keeping ur child !!!

  • Submitted by superbassman on May 27, 10 at 4:14pm

    @kellylynn. I might know you

  • Submitted by spazzymb on Jun 25, 10 at 1:30am

    Seriously... People who are talking about killing or beating the crap outta this girl... U sound JUST as immature, crude, trashy, and sound like ur completely lacking any class... Why let her comments bother u so much?? Grow up... All of you!!!

  • Submitted by f0udini on May 27, 10 at 10:54pm

    Abortion! Then sentence mom to death.

  • Submitted by 408beergrl on May 27, 10 at 10:13pm

    Ur a fuckin loser !!!

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on May 27, 10 at 4:58pm

    You baby is going to be a Republican and Tea Party member to rebel.

  • Submitted by kdboellghopper on May 27, 10 at 11:38pm

    Good god please tell me you're opting for adoption......

  • Submitted by lostoneparis on May 27, 10 at 8:24pm

    dude. no worries.. i would feel the same fucking way..all these kids are still in hs

  • Submitted by atx85 on May 28, 10 at 10:10am

    Do the world a favor and kill yourself. At least the kid might end up with a mature and caring parent. Probably using my tax money to buy that coke too.

  • Submitted by poprxy on May 27, 10 at 8:55pm

    This is disguisting. These are always funny, but that was the worst thing I have ever read.

  • Submitted by BaldJ on May 27, 10 at 6:46pm you're mom was a junkie? I've done my fair share of coke, but damn got a problem!

  • Submitted by arinda on May 28, 10 at 1:43pm

    Wtf.... This Isnt funny whatsoever

  • Submitted by stephrush on May 30, 10 at 1:07pm

    Of course she's not putting baby up for adoption! She needs the welfare check!

  • Submitted by bonnieftw on May 27, 10 at 8:09pm

    so this text is totally mine and fuck you guys.

  • Submitted by bonnieftw on May 27, 10 at 8:15pm

    lulz this text is mine..

  • Submitted by jeff1234 on May 27, 10 at 10:53pm

    Go 2 hell

  • Submitted by josielee2012 on Aug 10, 11 at 12:40am

    LOSER. Grow the fuck up and be a mother.