i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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Wow you fucking loser. I hope the doctor slaps you then takes away your kid you fucking junkie. ... that feels better now
Ugh- reasons for abortion right there. And I'm not talking about your kid.
You should have been a blowjob
hahaha god if someone told me that i would die
There is a time in your life when you are forced to grow up...this is your time...so GROW THE FUCK UP and properly raise your child
Yeah because all know that once you have a kid it is so immature to have kinky sexy! And that being pregnant is so much fun that you should never sit ant think of things you can't wait to do when the baby comes out!
she is talking about using cocaine... what is possessing you to take her side?
Ugh.... Time to call social services!
WTF who would post this text!! I think tfln is doin some drugs there damn selves!!! There is nothing funny about it!!! And to brag about it is just plain stupid!!! I feel sorry for the baby
At least she's waiting.
Ya fuckin dumb bitch. Some people should not be allowed to have children.
You gross pig. I hope you die while the kid is still young so it can go to someone human.
Stick your thumbs down up your asses, scumbags.
You don't deserve to have a baby.
you sound like a real classy lady
Wow, you were a waste of sperm.
WTF mods? This is worthy of sharing?
@ kellylynn - you took the words right out of my mouth. I hope she consider adoption...
I hope so too. If you're not going to live up to your responsibilities let someone who want to have a child be the parent. There are some people who deserve children and can't have any.
You are the prime example of how anyone can give birth but only certain people can be a mom. You are NO mom.
Thanks, Mom. Did anyone think the OP was as funny as I did?
Wow gonna b a great parent....
First of all guys it most likely fake. If not then as someone stated, atleast they are waiting. And to address peoples concerns about being a responsible parent, she may be giving it up for adoption, but in the mean time she's not doing coke
Thank you, that's what I thought the entire time.
stay classy louisiana!
Makes me wonder about her state during conception
You know what? Just don't vote to increase my taxes to pay for your coke baby and we'll call it even
Sounds like that's how the baby got in you to begin with
TFLN posts shit like this thinking it's funny?!?!
Nah, she wasn't a blowjob, she was anal, she came out as a crack baby.
I feel bad for that kid
you should have been swallowed,
The government should fund abortions and give $200 gift cards to walmart just because of people like YOU.. PWT
Yeah, so people will get pregnant just to have an abortion and gain $200 out of it... really smart idea there pal. And guess who'd be paying for the government-funded abortions? Tax-payers.. Think things through next time..
Typical trashy as fuck south Louisiana club rat.
Wtff does gtfo? But you're fucked up, don't have kids. Dumb cunt
WOW. can you comment really? cumguzzler?
I swear, if I knew this bitch, as soon as the baby was born I'd take her outside the hospital and beat the living he'll out of her, she would be going right back into the hospital with broken bones and shattered teeth.
ummm. i dont think you would. do you live in the 337? this can be arranged darling.
Wow how responsible
I'm sure she's a responsible coke user. Getting coked out once a week is no worse than getting hammered once a week. At least she's waiting too. If she was a real junkie like everyone is saying she wouldn't have waited.
Some people need to be screened before having kids. Fucking cokehead.
Your gonna b just a fantastic upstanding mother! Not!! Fuckin joke
I CANT BELIEVE NONE OF YOU CAN SEE THE SENSE OF HUMOR IN THIS. LULZ
The fact that all of us care about your baby more than you do shows you're an irresponsible selfish person :/ You can "lul" all you want but you're going to fuck up that baby's life like you've already fucked up your own.
Someone should've listened when he said swallowing made her look cool.
Aaaaand now I've seen the downfall of society via TFLN. Promise me to get fixed like a dog and never breed, again.
Yeah once it comes out you then hve a baby to take care of. I hope you're giving it up for adoption otherwise you're a fucking dumb scunt for wanting to get coked out when you have a baby.
Wow! Mother of the year!
Glad you're staying clean during your pregnancy, that's good but I kinda hope you die during delivery if your plan after delivery is to start back on the drugs!
Wow I'm sure ur mom is proud.....
What no1 thot of was that she was babysitting and may not b a parent at all, and she wants the kid to get the fuck out (go home) so she could party. Not likely, but it could b the case
If you're sending this text, you're far too young to be having a kid.
Is this supposed to be funny?
parenting at it's finest...
I couldn't wait for my kids to come out so I could be tied up and have the shit beat out of me I love that!!!
If this is a real post they r a sad excuse for a human
Can't you guys tell a troll when you read one?
Glad I'm paying for your healthcare
For all we know, she could be giving it up and isn't doing it to give something healthy to a family. Can't judge, but if that really is the case, then this is pretty funny. Maybe I'm just not offended easily
Hopefully op is doing the responsible thing and giving the baby for adoption. She is responsible enough to wait, so hopefully this is the case. Even though I highly doubt this text is real.
At least she's waiting until she has the baby
At least she cares enough to wait...most coke heads don't give a fuck and do it while pregnant
Wow.. That's class
Coke us bad, mmmkay...? Trust met tuts, when you have your baby, you won't have time to get coked up, you'll be too busy being in jail for being a horrible "parent" Go die in a hole and give your baby to someone better then you.
NOsaint16 you are my soulmate
YSHS-- You Should Have Swallowed!!
She didn't say she was keeping that baby, none of u have any room to judge. She has the sense not do meth while pregnant. And besides, blowing ur lid over every lil thing like this makes u easy to manipulate... This kind of thing always happens, hell, usually mom stays on coke while pregnant.
gtfo means get the fuck out
All of the dumb fucks that don't have a sense of humor to the point where they read the posts and say negative things about them should just delete this app. Get a sense of humor or don't read it at all you dick wads
Does that count as good parenting for waiting to do drugs until the baby is out or shit parenting for lodging drugs with a baby?
at least she's waiting
What sick fuck said this was a good night?
Thank you for Caring enough to not harm it and to not abort it.
Maybe they are babysitting and ready to party? GOd I hope so, because the person capable of this text should not be contributing to the gene pool anytime soon.
LOL! have a good fucking night!
People need to be required to be on birth control. This bitch needs to have her baby taken away the second it comes out.
That poor baby...havin a crackhead mom
Can anyone say "Mother of the year"? Poor kiddo.
I was laughing until I read this post. There's no humor in this. It's in poor taste and I hope for the sake of your child that you grow the fuck up and quit being selfish.
I'd hate to be ur kid
ppl like this should be shot
there is no hope for degenerates like yourself ma'am
I hate your fuckin guts you cokehead slut I hope you die.. I hope you go to hell n satan sticks a needle in your eye!!!!!!
Wow I hope this is fake. If not, I hope your child gets taken away from your irresponsible ass.
you do not deserve to be a parent. the only kinda good thing about this text is you aren't doing the drugs while pregnant, that will fuck the child up for life.
How is this acceptable?
Do us all a favor and overdose
I thought it was funny
you're a prison guard evolwayz?? not surprised lol
What a lucky baby.... Jesua
Responsible parenting at it's best.
337 thats my area code. dont surprise me though. females are all nasty creatures back home
You shoulda been a load shot over your mothers back dumb crack whore!!
You are going to make a terrible mother.
Fuck society, get piss drunk and snort coke with your toddlers :)
Thank god ur sober for the baby they have places u can drop the kid off with out getting into trouble like a fire house er police station U should Really looking into something like that...
YOU DON'T DESERVE THE AIR YOU BREATH!!!!
That's just terrible...
This bitch makes me embarrassed to say I'm from Louisiana... Either stop fucking or use condoms and give that poor baby to a mom that's not a fucking crackhead...asstard
This is really what makes it on this. What a fucking joke you guys must be.
Wat a fucking cunt. I hope u die
Haha Thats so funny...
Wow.. 5 bucks says she got pregnant through some sort of drug transaction.
This is messed up.
Fuck cocaine you shouldn't be allowed to have children
There's nothin wrong with a little coke, at least she's waiting. I mean, what are baby sitters for anyways?
Hbt this guys..... It's probably a joke just like most of the other txts here ... So calm down
Ohh she makes me sick to live in 337 what a fucking peice of shit I really hope she dies giving birth!
whoa thats a bit excessive
This is why you should only suck dick for coke, no more fucking for blow
Yet another example of why abortions could possibly be the greatest medical innovation ever: protect babies from coke head mothers and spare them the pain of fetal alcohol syndrome.
Seriously it might not even be his or her kid, or ther could be talking about something else... Stfu they are just tryna get fucked up and have a good time
Are u f'n kidding me?? What the hell is wrong with ppl! Disgusting
stay classey san diego
First of all- if she wants to get coked out then she has clearly done if before which can harm the baby as it is. A person who is willing to give up looking after a baby to do drugs is so beyond unfit to become a parent. Do the responsible thing and give it to a loving family who will take care of the baby. If you plan on raising the kid, its damn near impossible that it'll turn out okay.
Yeah, this is probably made up for shock value, but you're a cunt
wow you will be a truly AWFUL parent. your baby doesn't deserve to have you as a mother.
Nasty. Give it to someone that cares cuz you obviously don't.
Some people just should not breed...
Poor baby doesn't even know he's going to be taking care of his mother by the age of 2 instead of this cunt taking care of him
A little coke doesn't make one a cokehead. That is like saying someone who gets drunk every once in awhile is an alcoholic. Second, she is waiting. Would you all have so much sand in your vaginas if it said "... so I can get drunk" instead?
Your a piece of shit. Your mom should have swallowed you.
I thought this one was funny. What happened to having a sense of humor everyone?
What the FUCK is wrong with you?
good role model
Wow, future mother of the year canidate in this one.....hope they live in California so when that child grows up and gets incarcerated I get job security
Keegan Leah Harroz? That has to be you!
This is the one of the LA area codes, I'm pretty fucking sure my ex girlfriend's 1st love wrote that text, she's due pretty soon or has just had the kid in the last few months.
no dude this text is totally mine. i still have it saved on my phone.
We need an abortion. And by that, I mean aborting you. Dumb bitch
Two words: Stupid cunt
This has to be fake. Why would anyone actually txt this. Even worse, why would tfln post this?!
Really.... I feel soooooo bad for your kid!
We don't know if she's even planning to keep the baby or adopt, so I'm withholding judgement.
There are almost no words for how low a human being you are. What a loser.
Ur a fuckin loser !!!
Seriously... People who are talking about killing or beating the crap outta this girl... U sound JUST as immature, crude, trashy, and sound like ur completely lacking any class... Why let her comments bother u so much?? Grow up... All of you!!!
@kellylynn. I might know you
Good god please tell me you're opting for adoption......
dude. no worries.. i would feel the same fucking way..all these kids are still in hs
Abortion! Then sentence mom to death.
Omfg I'm a young single mother I have a full time job n take care of my baby I don't do drugs I don't want to lose him!!! N I still go out but I party like a mommy now not a\nFuxking kid!!! Ur a cunt that should not hav re pleasure of keeping ur child !!!
This is disguisting. These are always funny, but that was the worst thing I have ever read.
Of course she's not putting baby up for adoption! She needs the welfare check!
You baby is going to be a Republican and Tea Party member to rebel.
i doubt it.
Do the world a favor and kill yourself. At least the kid might end up with a mature and caring parent. Probably using my tax money to buy that coke too.
so this text is totally mine and fuck you guys.
Wow...so you're mom was a junkie? I've done my fair share of coke, but damn bitch..you got a problem!
Wtf.... This Isnt funny whatsoever
lulz this text is mine..
Go 2 hell
LOSER. Grow the fuck up and be a mother.