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  • Wow you fucking loser. I hope the doctor slaps you then takes away your kid you fucking junkie. ... that feels better now

    Submitted by NOsaint16 on May 27, 10 at 4:08pm
  • Ugh- reasons for abortion right there. And I'm not talking about your kid.

    Submitted by WorstTextEver on May 27, 10 at 4:13pm
  • You should have been a blowjob

    Submitted by twizted on May 27, 10 at 4:32pm
  • There is a time in your life when you are forced to grow up...this is your GROW THE FUCK UP and properly raise your child

    Submitted by Galiga513 on May 27, 10 at 4:33pm
    • Yeah because all know that once you have a kid it is so immature to have kinky sexy! And that being pregnant is so much fun that you should never sit ant think of things you can't wait to do when the baby comes out!

      Submitted by kadiebug10 on Apr 25, 11 at 12:24am
      • she is talking about using cocaine... what is possessing you to take her side?

        Submitted by BOOSHandorKAKOW on May 17, 11 at 5:37am
  • Ugh.... Time to call social services!

    Submitted by scathers47 on May 27, 10 at 4:07pm
  • WTF who would post this text!! I think tfln is doin some drugs there damn selves!!! There is nothing funny about it!!! And to brag about it is just plain stupid!!! I feel sorry for the baby

    Submitted by 26 on May 27, 10 at 4:26pm
  • At least she's waiting.

    Submitted by Futbolisto on May 27, 10 at 4:13pm
  • Trashy.

    Submitted by bubblegumsies on May 27, 10 at 4:08pm
  • Ya fuckin dumb bitch. Some people should not be allowed to have children.

    Submitted by lollygagger_08 on May 27, 10 at 4:57pm
  • You gross pig. I hope you die while the kid is still young so it can go to someone human.

    Submitted by astonmartin on May 27, 10 at 4:11pm
  • You don't deserve to have a baby.

    Submitted by kella on May 27, 10 at 4:52pm
  • you sound like a real classy lady

    Submitted by guidette79 on May 27, 10 at 4:22pm
  • You are the prime example of how anyone can give birth but only certain people can be a mom. You are NO mom.

    Submitted by littlemamanyc on May 27, 10 at 6:22pm
    • Thanks, Mom. Did anyone think the OP was as funny as I did?

      Submitted by akmills on May 27, 10 at 10:10pm
  • Truly disgusting

    Submitted by MuseChick on May 27, 10 at 4:20pm
  • Wow, you were a waste of sperm.

    Submitted by ohbabyy on May 27, 10 at 5:48pm
  • WTF mods? This is worthy of sharing?

    Submitted by JJdoggie on May 27, 10 at 4:54pm
  • @ kellylynn - you took the words right out of my mouth. I hope she consider adoption...

    Submitted by pyros on May 27, 10 at 4:10pm
    • I hope so too. If you're not going to live up to your responsibilities let someone who want to have a child be the parent. There are some people who deserve children and can't have any.

      Submitted by pinkie19 on May 27, 10 at 7:04pm
  • Wow gonna b a great parent....

    Submitted by kellylynn19 on May 27, 10 at 4:06pm
  • First of all guys it most likely fake. If not then as someone stated, atleast they are waiting. And to address peoples concerns about being a responsible parent, she may be giving it up for adoption, but in the mean time she's not doing coke

    Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on May 27, 10 at 5:10pm
  • stay classy louisiana!

    Submitted by professorbananas on May 27, 10 at 5:05pm
  • Sounds like that's how the baby got in you to begin with

    Submitted by mrniceguy5 on May 27, 10 at 4:54pm
  • You know what? Just don't vote to increase my taxes to pay for your coke baby and we'll call it even

    Submitted by sequioa on May 27, 10 at 6:13pm
  • Makes me wonder about her state during conception

    Submitted by fcukingspaz on May 27, 10 at 4:31pm
  • WHORE.

    Submitted by gracieann on May 27, 10 at 5:09pm
  • TFLN posts shit like this thinking it's funny?!?!

    Submitted by allykat on May 28, 10 at 5:01pm
  • The government should fund abortions and give $200 gift cards to walmart just because of people like YOU.. PWT

    Submitted by mintyshake on May 27, 10 at 6:46pm
    • Yeah, so people will get pregnant just to have an abortion and gain $200 out of it... really smart idea there pal. And guess who'd be paying for the government-funded abortions? Tax-payers.. Think things through next time..

      Submitted by miss_idgaf on Jun 19, 11 at 8:38pm
  • I feel bad for that kid

    Submitted by kingshutup on May 27, 10 at 5:34pm
  • Wtff does gtfo? But you're fucked up, don't have kids. Dumb cunt

    Submitted by CumGuzzler on May 27, 10 at 10:59pm
  • Nah, she wasn't a blowjob, she was anal, she came out as a crack baby.

    Submitted by RickTrolled on Jun 1, 10 at 11:44am
  • you should have been swallowed,

    Submitted by thanigga on May 31, 10 at 12:47am
  • Typical trashy as fuck south Louisiana club rat.

    Submitted by chard on May 27, 10 at 6:10pm
  • Glad you're staying clean during your pregnancy, that's good but I kinda hope you die during delivery if your plan after delivery is to start back on the drugs!

    Submitted by littlemissy on May 27, 10 at 9:05pm
  • I swear, if I knew this bitch, as soon as the baby was born I'd take her outside the hospital and beat the living he'll out of her, she would be going right back into the hospital with broken bones and shattered teeth.

    Submitted by ayemami on May 27, 10 at 8:39pm
    • ummm. i dont think you would. do you live in the 337? this can be arranged darling.

      Submitted by bonnieftw on May 27, 10 at 9:17pm
  • I'm sure she's a responsible coke user. Getting coked out once a week is no worse than getting hammered once a week. At least she's waiting too. If she was a real junkie like everyone is saying she wouldn't have waited.

    Submitted by javacodeguy on May 28, 10 at 8:09am
  • Your gonna b just a fantastic upstanding mother! Not!! Fuckin joke

    Submitted by spankyuno on May 28, 10 at 5:29am

    Submitted by bonnieftw on May 27, 10 at 11:59pm
    • The fact that all of us care about your baby more than you do shows you're an irresponsible selfish person :/ You can "lul" all you want but you're going to fuck up that baby's life like you've already fucked up your own.

      Submitted by Haitea on May 30, 10 at 3:29am
  • Someone should've listened when he said swallowing made her look cool.

    Submitted by uberdouche on May 28, 10 at 9:58am
  • Aaaaand now I've seen the downfall of society via TFLN. Promise me to get fixed like a dog and never breed, again.

    Submitted by spurtiic on May 27, 10 at 7:58pm
  • Some people need to be screened before having kids. Fucking cokehead.

    Submitted by abcdefgHI on May 27, 10 at 6:29pm
  • Yeah once it comes out you then hve a baby to take care of. I hope you're giving it up for adoption otherwise you're a fucking dumb scunt for wanting to get coked out when you have a baby.

    Submitted by loversontuesday on May 27, 10 at 6:33pm
  • Wow! Mother of the year!

    Submitted by MissStoney420 on Jun 9, 12 at 1:29am
  • Classy!

    Submitted by onehotmama on May 27, 10 at 9:23pm
  • Wow how responsible

    Submitted by lil_boosie on May 27, 10 at 4:29pm
  • Wow I'm sure ur mom is proud.....

    Submitted by flredneck on May 27, 10 at 11:00pm
  • parenting at it's finest...

    Submitted by hrinehart46 on Nov 19, 11 at 11:38am
  • What no1 thot of was that she was babysitting and may not b a parent at all, and she wants the kid to get the fuck out (go home) so she could party. Not likely, but it could b the case

    Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on May 31, 10 at 3:09am
  • Hero

    Submitted by llf on Jul 13, 11 at 1:22am
  • If you're sending this text, you're far too young to be having a kid.

    Submitted by noconcern on May 27, 10 at 6:39pm
  • Is this supposed to be funny?

    Submitted by paradox24 on Jun 28, 10 at 4:23pm
  • nasty bitch.

    Submitted by mybestfriend on May 27, 10 at 7:49pm
  • I couldn't wait for my kids to come out so I could be tied up and have the shit beat out of me I love that!!!

    Submitted by kadiebug10 on Apr 25, 11 at 12:30am
  • If this is a real post they r a sad excuse for a human

    Submitted by bballneck on Jul 24, 10 at 12:03am
  • Can't you guys tell a troll when you read one?

    Submitted by bwherman on May 27, 10 at 7:54pm
  • Glad I'm paying for your healthcare

    Submitted by biggoob on May 28, 10 at 12:06pm
  • For all we know, she could be giving it up and isn't doing it to give something healthy to a family. Can't judge, but if that really is the case, then this is pretty funny. Maybe I'm just not offended easily

    Submitted by LBgaga on May 27, 10 at 6:25pm
  • Hopefully op is doing the responsible thing and giving the baby for adoption. She is responsible enough to wait, so hopefully this is the case. Even though I highly doubt this text is real.

    Submitted by lizmatt on May 27, 10 at 5:57pm
  • At least she cares enough to wait...most coke heads don't give a fuck and do it while pregnant

    Submitted by dnny227 on May 28, 10 at 1:49am
  • Wow.. That's class

    Submitted by matt6951 on May 27, 10 at 9:34pm
  • YSHS-- You Should Have Swallowed!!

    Submitted by MalayaBee on May 27, 10 at 5:21pm
  • At least she's waiting until she has the baby

    Submitted by axe54 on Jun 2, 10 at 10:20pm
  • NOsaint16 you are my soulmate

    Submitted by SaintxXxAsh on May 27, 10 at 5:20pm
  • She didn't say she was keeping that baby, none of u have any room to judge. She has the sense not do meth while pregnant. And besides, blowing ur lid over every lil thing like this makes u easy to manipulate... This kind of thing always happens, hell, usually mom stays on coke while pregnant.

    Submitted by Corekth on May 29, 10 at 12:58pm
  • Coke us bad, mmmkay...? Trust met tuts, when you have your baby, you won't have time to get coked up, you'll be too busy being in jail for being a horrible "parent" Go die in a hole and give your baby to someone better then you.

    Submitted by RickTrolled on May 28, 10 at 11:10am
  • gtfo means get the fuck out

    Submitted by texter101 on May 28, 10 at 12:05am
  • LOL! have a good fucking night!

    Submitted by Wilbearforce on May 27, 10 at 4:31pm
  • Does that count as good parenting for waiting to do drugs until the baby is out or shit parenting for lodging drugs with a baby?

    Submitted by thillis_ on Jul 19, 12 at 7:11pm
  • ppl like this should be shot

    Submitted by froghappy on Sep 13, 10 at 3:07am
  • at least she's waiting

    Submitted by east on May 29, 10 at 2:06am
  • What sick fuck said this was a good night?

    Submitted by mybizzy on May 28, 10 at 1:28am
  • All of the dumb fucks that don't have a sense of humor to the point where they read the posts and say negative things about them should just delete this app. Get a sense of humor or don't read it at all you dick wads

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 10:40pm
  • That poor baby...havin a crackhead mom

    Submitted by nenefoxie on May 28, 10 at 5:42am
  • I was laughing until I read this post. There's no humor in this. It's in poor taste and I hope for the sake of your child that you grow the fuck up and quit being selfish.

    Submitted by asstthis on May 28, 10 at 9:00pm
  • Thank you for Caring enough to not harm it and to not abort it.

    Submitted by menda on May 28, 10 at 12:51am
  • Can anyone say "Mother of the year"? Poor kiddo.

    Submitted by nickibaby64 on Jun 2, 10 at 1:47am
  • I'd hate to be ur kid

    Submitted by randomtxts on May 27, 10 at 7:36pm
  • Maybe they are babysitting and ready to party? GOd I hope so, because the person capable of this text should not be contributing to the gene pool anytime soon.

    Submitted by drunkone1 on May 28, 10 at 12:12am
  • People need to be required to be on birth control. This bitch needs to have her baby taken away the second it comes out.

    Submitted by Dirty_530_420 on May 28, 10 at 7:40am
  • there is no hope for degenerates like yourself ma'am

    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 10:08pm
  • DOG rough

    Submitted by ginandtoni on May 30, 10 at 7:49pm
  • I hate your fuckin guts you cokehead slut I hope you die.. I hope you go to hell n satan sticks a needle in your eye!!!!!!

    Submitted by shesbetter on May 28, 10 at 12:47am
  • Wow I hope this is fake. If not, I hope your child gets taken away from your irresponsible ass.

    Submitted by ashpoop on May 27, 10 at 11:25pm
  • you do not deserve to be a parent. the only kinda good thing about this text is you aren't doing the drugs while pregnant, that will fuck the child up for life.

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 27, 10 at 8:57pm
  • How is this acceptable?

    Submitted by ChloeLea on May 27, 10 at 5:55pm
  • you're a prison guard evolwayz?? not surprised lol

    Submitted by cutemau5 on May 27, 10 at 4:43pm
  • You are going to make a terrible mother.

    Submitted by plpbaby143 on Aug 27, 12 at 1:20am
  • Whore

    Submitted by chemicalstar on May 27, 10 at 6:31pm
  • I thought it was funny

    Submitted by smurfconfusion on May 28, 10 at 7:19pm
  • Black..

    Submitted by Alexalexalec on Feb 9, 11 at 10:20pm
  • not funny

    Submitted by Authoress on Sep 22, 10 at 10:43am
  • That's just terrible...

    Submitted by musik_junkie on May 28, 10 at 4:22pm
  • What a lucky baby.... Jesua

    Submitted by poogums on May 27, 10 at 4:13pm
  • Responsible parenting at it's best.

    Submitted by topdog on May 27, 10 at 5:06pm
  • 337 thats my area code. dont surprise me though. females are all nasty creatures back home

    Submitted by USMCbroussard on Aug 18, 12 at 9:20pm
  • You shoulda been a load shot over your mothers back dumb crack whore!!

    Submitted by jostar on Jul 25, 10 at 11:50pm
  • Looooooooooooooserrrrrrrrrrrree

    Submitted by hxck on May 28, 10 at 4:32pm
  • Nasty. Give it to someone that cares cuz you obviously don't.

    Submitted by onfiree on May 27, 10 at 8:48pm
  • Do us all a favor and overdose

    Submitted by totes_mcgoats on Jun 12, 10 at 3:49pm
  • Wow.. 5 bucks says she got pregnant through some sort of drug transaction.

    Submitted by addams on May 28, 10 at 9:54am
  • Fuck society, get piss drunk and snort coke with your toddlers :)

    Submitted by BonerSoup on May 28, 10 at 12:33am

    Submitted by juneaubabe on May 28, 10 at 4:00pm
  • This bitch makes me embarrassed to say I'm from Louisiana... Either stop fucking or use condoms and give that poor baby to a mom that's not a fucking crackhead...asstard

    Submitted by nenefoxie on May 28, 10 at 5:38am
  • Thank god ur sober for the baby they have places u can drop the kid off with out getting into trouble like a fire house er police station U should Really looking into something like that...

    Submitted by BayBayGirlLove1 on Jun 16, 11 at 2:18am
  • Lawlzz.

    Submitted by brooklyn96 on Jun 1, 10 at 3:53am
  • Wat a fucking cunt. I hope u die

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 7:01pm
  • Haha Thats so funny...

    Submitted by shammer on May 30, 10 at 12:41pm
  • This is messed up.

    Submitted by bretza on May 30, 10 at 12:36pm
  • Fuck cocaine you shouldn't be allowed to have children

    Submitted by xeresse on May 27, 10 at 8:28pm
  • There's nothin wrong with a little coke, at least she's waiting. I mean, what are baby sitters for anyways?

    Submitted by AKjonesy on May 27, 10 at 5:17pm
  • Hbt this guys..... It's probably a joke just like most of the other txts here ... So calm down

    Submitted by crazyjay34 on Jun 16, 10 at 11:59pm
  • Ohh she makes me sick to live in 337 what a fucking peice of shit I really hope she dies giving birth!

    Submitted by SoulTaker6 on May 27, 10 at 6:39pm
  • This is really what makes it on this. What a fucking joke you guys must be.

    Submitted by kerr182 on May 28, 10 at 1:42am
  • Yet another example of why abortions could possibly be the greatest medical innovation ever: protect babies from coke head mothers and spare them the pain of fetal alcohol syndrome.

    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 27, 10 at 9:18pm
  • Seriously it might not even be his or her kid, or ther could be talking about something else... Stfu they are just tryna get fucked up and have a good time

    Submitted by supalaina on May 27, 10 at 10:31pm
  • Are u f'n kidding me?? What the hell is wrong with ppl! Disgusting

    Submitted by cheeser1284 on May 27, 10 at 9:29pm
  • stay classey san diego

    Submitted by mojas7565 on May 27, 10 at 8:34pm
  • First of all- if she wants to get coked out then she has clearly done if before which can harm the baby as it is. A person who is willing to give up looking after a baby to do drugs is so beyond unfit to become a parent. Do the responsible thing and give it to a loving family who will take care of the baby. If you plan on raising the kid, its damn near impossible that it'll turn out okay.

    Submitted by wub72493 on May 29, 10 at 5:06pm
  • Yeah, this is probably made up for shock value, but you're a cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 10 at 5:39am
  • wow you will be a truly AWFUL parent. your baby doesn't deserve to have you as a mother.

    Submitted by pooja_gandhi on May 27, 10 at 10:02pm
  • Some people just should not breed...

    Submitted by Derpson on Jan 5, 12 at 2:42am
  • Poor baby doesn't even know he's going to be taking care of his mother by the age of 2 instead of this cunt taking care of him

    Submitted by juliasmommie on May 27, 10 at 10:56pm
  • A little coke doesn't make one a cokehead. That is like saying someone who gets drunk every once in awhile is an alcoholic. Second, she is waiting. Would you all have so much sand in your vaginas if it said "... so I can get drunk" instead?

    Submitted by qwerty12345 on May 28, 10 at 11:29am
  • Your a piece of shit. Your mom should have swallowed you.

    Submitted by auna85 on May 28, 10 at 2:30am
  • I thought this one was funny. What happened to having a sense of humor everyone?

    Submitted by akmills on May 27, 10 at 10:11pm
  • This is why you should only suck dick for coke, no more fucking for blow

    Submitted by nickbro on Jul 2, 10 at 11:36pm
  • What the FUCK is wrong with you?

    Submitted by StoryOfARory on Jun 17, 10 at 12:37pm
  • We don't know if she's even planning to keep the baby or adopt, so I'm withholding judgement.

    Submitted by EnergyTurtle on May 28, 10 at 12:07am
  • good role model

    Submitted by hoffyyy on May 28, 10 at 3:03pm
  • Wow, future mother of the year canidate in this one.....hope they live in California so when that child grows up and gets incarcerated I get job security

    Submitted by evolwayz on May 27, 10 at 4:36pm
  • Keegan Leah Harroz? That has to be you!

    Submitted by 2144571774 on May 28, 10 at 11:24am
  • This is the one of the LA area codes, I'm pretty fucking sure my ex girlfriend's 1st love wrote that text, she's due pretty soon or has just had the kid in the last few months.

    Submitted by undrtheimpressn on May 28, 10 at 5:04am
    • no dude this text is totally mine. i still have it saved on my phone.

      Submitted by bonnieftw on May 28, 10 at 8:43am
  • Two words: Stupid cunt

    Submitted by lg1275 on May 28, 10 at 7:11am
  • This has to be fake. Why would anyone actually txt this. Even worse, why would tfln post this?!

    Submitted by maynard on May 27, 10 at 8:14pm
  • We need an abortion. And by that, I mean aborting you. Dumb bitch

    Submitted by aznasshole on May 27, 10 at 7:31pm
  • Really.... I feel soooooo bad for your kid!

    Submitted by wonderfulone on May 27, 10 at 11:26pm
  • There are almost no words for how low a human being you are. What a loser.

    Submitted by wtfasshole on Nov 29, 10 at 6:47pm
  • Ur a fuckin loser !!!

    Submitted by 408beergrl on May 27, 10 at 10:13pm
  • Seriously... People who are talking about killing or beating the crap outta this girl... U sound JUST as immature, crude, trashy, and sound like ur completely lacking any class... Why let her comments bother u so much?? Grow up... All of you!!!

    Submitted by spazzymb on Jun 25, 10 at 1:30am
  • Omfg I'm a young single mother I have a full time job n take care of my baby I don't do drugs I don't want to lose him!!! N I still go out but I party like a mommy now not a\nFuxking kid!!! Ur a cunt that should not hav re pleasure of keeping ur child !!!

    Submitted by wonkie on May 28, 10 at 9:32am
  • @kellylynn. I might know you

    Submitted by superbassman on May 27, 10 at 4:14pm
  • Good god please tell me you're opting for adoption......

    Submitted by kdboellghopper on May 27, 10 at 11:38pm
  • Do the world a favor and kill yourself. At least the kid might end up with a mature and caring parent. Probably using my tax money to buy that coke too.

    Submitted by atx85 on May 28, 10 at 10:10am
  • dude. no worries.. i would feel the same fucking way..all these kids are still in hs

    Submitted by lostoneparis on May 27, 10 at 8:24pm
  • Abortion! Then sentence mom to death.

    Submitted by f0udini on May 27, 10 at 10:54pm
  • This is disguisting. These are always funny, but that was the worst thing I have ever read.

    Submitted by poprxy on May 27, 10 at 8:55pm
  • Of course she's not putting baby up for adoption! She needs the welfare check!

    Submitted by stephrush on May 30, 10 at 1:07pm
  • You baby is going to be a Republican and Tea Party member to rebel.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 27, 10 at 4:58pm
  • you're mom was a junkie? I've done my fair share of coke, but damn got a problem!

    Submitted by BaldJ on May 27, 10 at 6:46pm
  • Wtf.... This Isnt funny whatsoever

    Submitted by arinda on May 28, 10 at 1:43pm
  • so this text is totally mine and fuck you guys.

    Submitted by bonnieftw on May 27, 10 at 8:09pm
  • lulz this text is mine..

    Submitted by bonnieftw on May 27, 10 at 8:15pm
  • Go 2 hell

    Submitted by jeff1234 on May 27, 10 at 10:53pm
  • LOSER. Grow the fuck up and be a mother.

    Submitted by josielee2012 on Aug 10, 11 at 12:40am