Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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Takes a lot of dedication to fill a shampoo bottle with semen.
Is everyone stupid on this website? He obviously didn't fill the fucking bottle with his semen. He probably just came once or twice in the bottle and shook it up.
Wouldn't the lack of bubbles be a sure fire tip off?
In Soviet Russia, shampoo is used for semen
How the hell do you not notice that kind of shit?
seriously! its not like its the same consistency or anything. IT DOESN'T EVEN GET SOAPY FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!!
Exactly, and it turns to concrete the second hot water hits it!
There's some thing about mary IN REAL LIFE.
Sexy hair. You're doing it wrong.
What if he just shot a couple loads in the conditioner? U wouldn't know
These preztels are making me thirsty
completely random, but love the Seinfeld reference
Dude, totally just found out that I've been jizzing coconut conditioner for the past three weeks. No wonder that chick always calls me her penis colada.
Me and some friends used to jizz in ppls glasses when we made certain others drinks...
*note* semen mixes with dark liquor better than clear liquor..
Someone busted a nut in his shampoo, he isn't washing his hair with straight semen.
Anybody who believes this post is an idiot....my rub-out rags confirm that semen dries up overnight.
Maybe he just mixed it in with white shampoo
you should try washing your hair with pretzels
There some shampoo that uses animal cum as a strengthening product
it would be like gel in your hair...speaking from experience....you would have to know by the first few days
In China, seman is often used as shampoo and body wash. No worries, it does wonders for the skin
Christ can't help my friend
Well...what are the results? Does you hair appear to have more protein or does it give it life?
Whatever it was in that bottle, shampoo + semen or just semen, it's still nasty.
Hahaha, I've done that to someone before.
That's a ton of cum! ;)
What disturbing guy jacked off into your shampoo?!
Which can only mean another disturbing thought.
He had to have related you, jacking off and
Shiiit, if it's gonna be that kinda party ima stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
and 1:17 win
Ahahahaha shit sucks!!!
Like you'd message your friend to say you wash your hair in cum. Fake. and stupid.
Ah, how much cum was in the bottle? One average load is 10cc's.
Good news is your hair has never looked better. Bad news is your hair has never looked better thanks to using semen shampoo.
I think someone just watched There's Something About Mary and thought it'd be funny to post a fake text.
Beyond lame!!!!!! Fucking get a life!
It couldve just been one load unless you realized after one wash there was skeet skeet in there until the bottle was empty or whenever they found out. no one is going to fill up an ENTIRE bottle of fucking cum?!
My shampoo is the exact same color as my guy's semen.
In soviet Russia you wash your semen with hair
Gavin?? Dude stop jizzing in ur shampoo bottle!!!!!!!
this made me want to vomit.
This is fAke. Jizz doesn't stay the same in water
As much semen as you have swallowed, I'm surprised you didn't recognize the scent
atleast your hair is healthy now. hahahaha
Bull shit!! No way this is true
Charles Rutherford says: that must explain why you stink when your wet!
It was obviously in the conditioner, and they proly shook it up real good too. I don't think the guy actually washed his hair in straight semen. Use your heads, please.
haha very funny but this is def. fake
I would like to now how much seman was produced for this to work out properly
This might be true...my friend wacked off into someones shampoo bottle after they made fun of him....
I can't believe anyone is that dumb.
Couldn't you pick the smell? And it's like glue, there's a reason people shave their pubic hair. This has to be fake.
10:21 sucks in bed. Pass it on.
I would totally tell my friends about it!!!!!
i think i just puked in my mouth a little
As if that is something you'd admit to anyone.
WHAT THE FUCK... how could you not know... you know what. never mind. Done!
You idiots. 90% of everything posted on here is fake
I've been washing my hair with semen for years.
If the semen was mixed with the shampoo or conditioner, it's obviously not going to have an over whelming semen scent. Also, after you shampoo or condition, you rinse it out, so it's not like your hair is going to get sticky...think about it.
Fake. Do you realize how much baby gravy that would be? Ugh
HOLYFUCKINGSHIT. Ew >_<
Fake as shit. I'm disappointed in you, tfln.
How is that even possible?
thats what happens when you take a money shot in the face dude....
as it has been reiterated several times one must conclude that he mixed the semen with the shampoo and left it. therefore it would not dry up and it would be a couple of weeks before he knew because of the jizz-shampoo ratio
What the fuck dude?!?! Maby if you pleased your man more he wouldn't have to Jack off into the shampoo
10:21 you're the disappointment here, you can't even use your head. My god!
The damn jellyfish is getting away!
How the fuck do you even do that?!?!
It's pretty funny how many people say fake and bitch about everything that gets posted on here, but still check it every day
Hahha pretty much everyone on here thinks everything is fake. lame. joykills
ahahahahaaa. Hair Bukkake!!!
This really is fake. Not even funny fake
In soviet russia dick wash u!!
That just seems to be a lot of semen...you'd think you'd...you know...get it after a couple of weeks...like that weird funky smell following you each day like a bad fart...
so what if it's fake! dumbasses. God yall are annoying
Ive heard of this, its shampoo from europe or something that has bull semen in it, the protein is supposed to do wonders for the hair
Rather than filling up shampoo bottles, I save it for your mom's face... IN THE FACE!!!
wow that's disgusting
i work at cost cutters, i cum in the conditioner, i dont give a fvck
It's actually good for the hair....
Hahaha i totally love the soviet Russia guy he's so funny
i know haha hes on like every one i read :)
Taste it and find out
How the he'll did that happen. Ur boy whack off in a shampoo bottle for uhh like a long time. Ur an idiot. For the obvious and also semen would be more like conditioner anyway. You must have wondered why it didn't lather. Hahahaha. Lol.
Nikki Winters, no doubt.
I love the taste of dog semen
What the fuck.. cause it smelled just like your regular shampoo i'm sure.. what shampoo do you use for christs sake
I brush my teeth with your dads semen. Mmmmmm yeah ooh baby,