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  • Takes a lot of dedication to fill a shampoo bottle with semen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:01pm
  • Is everyone stupid on this website? He obviously didn't fill the fucking bottle with his semen. He probably just came once or twice in the bottle and shook it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:18pm
  • Wouldn't the lack of bubbles be a sure fire tip off?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:39pm
  • In Soviet Russia, shampoo is used for semen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:10pm
  • Harrumph! Harrumph!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:44pm
  • How the hell do you not notice that kind of shit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:05pm
    • seriously! its not like its the same consistency or anything. IT DOESN'T EVEN GET SOAPY FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!!

      Submitted by irtireditislate on Feb 25, 10 at 1:10pm
  • Sexy hair. You're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:56pm
  • There's some thing about mary IN REAL LIFE.

    Submitted by epaulk0 on Mar 12, 11 at 2:50am
  • These preztels are making me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:11pm
    • completely random, but love the Seinfeld reference

      Submitted by hpnut on Apr 27, 10 at 6:22pm
  • you should try washing your hair with pretzels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:15pm
  • Dude, totally just found out that I've been jizzing coconut conditioner for the past three weeks. No wonder that chick always calls me her penis colada.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:17am
  • Someone busted a nut in his shampoo, he isn't washing his hair with straight semen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:13pm
  • Me and some friends used to jizz in ppls glasses when we made certain others drinks... *note* semen mixes with dark liquor better than clear liquor..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:51pm
  • What if he just shot a couple loads in the conditioner? U wouldn't know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:13pm
  • In China, seman is often used as shampoo and body wash. No worries, it does wonders for the skin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:13pm
  • Anybody who believes this post is an idiot....my rub-out rags confirm that semen dries up overnight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:18pm
  • Whatever it was in that bottle, shampoo + semen or just semen, it's still nasty.

    Submitted by SwefricanChick on Feb 19, 10 at 10:40am
  • Maybe he just mixed it in with white shampoo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:52pm
  • Well...what are the results? Does you hair appear to have more protein or does it give it life?

    Submitted by maddywoo on Mar 9, 11 at 11:51am
  • Christ can't help my friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:07am
  • Like you'd message your friend to say you wash your hair in cum. Fake. and stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:15pm
  • protein. and 1:17 win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:53am
  • Hahaha, I've done that to someone before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:18pm
  • Gavin?? Dude stop jizzing in ur shampoo bottle!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:53pm
  • It couldve just been one load unless you realized after one wash there was skeet skeet in there until the bottle was empty or whenever they found out. no one is going to fill up an ENTIRE bottle of fucking cum?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:13am
  • That's a ton of cum! ;) What disturbing guy jacked off into your shampoo?! Which can only mean another disturbing thought. He had to have related you, jacking off and Cum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:05pm
  • Ah, how much cum was in the bottle? One average load is 10cc's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:05pm
  • Shiiit, if it's gonna be that kinda party ima stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:18pm
  • it would be like gel in your hair...speaking from experience....you would have to know by the first few days

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:56pm
  • Beyond lame!!!!!! Fucking get a life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:03pm
  • My shampoo is the exact same color as my guy's semen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:23pm
  • There some shampoo that uses animal cum as a strengthening product

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:08am
  • I think someone just watched There's Something About Mary and thought it'd be funny to post a fake text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:06pm
  • It was obviously in the conditioner, and they proly shook it up real good too. I don't think the guy actually washed his hair in straight semen. Use your heads, please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:12pm
  • Bull shit!! No way this is true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:47pm
  • this made me want to vomit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:13pm
  • In soviet Russia you wash your semen with hair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:40pm
  • This is fAke. Jizz doesn't stay the same in water

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:16pm
  • atleast your hair is healthy now. hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:45am
  • Charles Rutherford says: that must explain why you stink when your wet!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Couldn't you pick the smell? And it's like glue, there's a reason people shave their pubic hair. This has to be fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:04pm
  • haha very funny but this is def. fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Good news is your hair has never looked better. Bad news is your hair has never looked better thanks to using semen shampoo.

    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:52am
  • 10:21 sucks in bed. Pass it on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:19am
  • I would like to now how much seman was produced for this to work out properly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:39pm
  • WHAT THE FUCK... how could you not know... you know what. never mind. Done!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:59pm
  • HOLYFUCKINGSHIT. Ew >_<

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:49pm
  • Ahahahaha shit sucks!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:15am
  • This might be true...my friend wacked off into someones shampoo bottle after they made fun of him....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:57pm
  • If the semen was mixed with the shampoo or conditioner, it's obviously not going to have an over whelming semen scent. Also, after you shampoo or condition, you rinse it out, so it's not like your hair is going to get sticky...think about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:21pm
  • As much semen as you have swallowed, I'm surprised you didn't recognize the scent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:07pm
  • I can't believe anyone is that dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:29pm
  • The damn jellyfish is getting away!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:12pm
  • I would totally tell my friends about it!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:19pm
  • I've been washing my hair with semen for years. -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:01pm
  • i think i just puked in my mouth a little

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:01pm
  • as it has been reiterated several times one must conclude that he mixed the semen with the shampoo and left it. therefore it would not dry up and it would be a couple of weeks before he knew because of the jizz-shampoo ratio

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:19pm
  • You idiots. 90% of everything posted on here is fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:19pm
  • As if that is something you'd admit to anyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:39am
  • Fake. Do you realize how much baby gravy that would be? Ugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:48pm
  • thats what happens when you take a money shot in the face dude....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:32pm
  • 10:21 you're the disappointment here, you can't even use your head. My god!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:47pm
  • How is that even possible?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:13pm
  • How the fuck do you even do that?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:10pm
  • That just seems to be a lot of semen...you'd think you'd...you know...get it after a couple of weeks...like that weird funky smell following you each day like a bad fart...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:19pm
  • It's pretty funny how many people say fake and bitch about everything that gets posted on here, but still check it every day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:32am
  • Fake as shit. I'm disappointed in you, tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:21pm
  • Hahha pretty much everyone on here thinks everything is fake. lame. joykills

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:07pm
  • This really is fake. Not even funny fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:01pm
  • What the fuck dude?!?! Maby if you pleased your man more he wouldn't have to Jack off into the shampoo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:51am
  • ahahahahaaa. Hair Bukkake!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Ive heard of this, its shampoo from europe or something that has bull semen in it, the protein is supposed to do wonders for the hair

    Submitted by bitty727 on Feb 17, 12 at 5:42am
  • so what if it's fake! dumbasses. God yall are annoying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:47am
  • In soviet russia dick wash u!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:59pm
  • wow that's disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:03pm
  • It's actually good for the hair....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:09pm
  • i work at cost cutters, i cum in the conditioner, i dont give a fvck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:28am
  • How the he'll did that happen. Ur boy whack off in a shampoo bottle for uhh like a long time. Ur an idiot. For the obvious and also semen would be more like conditioner anyway. You must have wondered why it didn't lather. Hahahaha. Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:07am
  • Nikki Winters, no doubt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:54pm
  • Taste it and find out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:09pm
  • I brush my teeth with your dads semen. Mmmmmm yeah ooh baby,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:02pm
  • Hahaha i totally love the soviet Russia guy he's so funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:36pm
  • Rather than filling up shampoo bottles, I save it for your mom's face... IN THE FACE!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:07pm
  • I love the taste of dog semen -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:34pm
  • What the fuck.. cause it smelled just like your regular shampoo i'm sure.. what shampoo do you use for christs sake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:12pm