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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:01pm

    Takes a lot of dedication to fill a shampoo bottle with semen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:18pm

    Is everyone stupid on this website? He obviously didn't fill the fucking bottle with his semen. He probably just came once or twice in the bottle and shook it up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:10pm

    In Soviet Russia, shampoo is used for semen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:39pm

    Wouldn't the lack of bubbles be a sure fire tip off?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:05pm

    How the hell do you not notice that kind of shit?

    • Submitted by irtireditislate on Feb 25, 10 at 1:10pm

      seriously! its not like its the same consistency or anything. IT DOESN'T EVEN GET SOAPY FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!!

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        Submitted by sleepercreeper on Oct 17, 10 at 9:22pm

        Exactly, and it turns to concrete the second hot water hits it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:13pm

    Someone busted a nut in his shampoo, he isn't washing his hair with straight semen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:13pm

    What if he just shot a couple loads in the conditioner? U wouldn't know

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:15pm

    you should try washing your hair with pretzels

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:18pm

    Shiiit, if it's gonna be that kinda party ima stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:52pm

    Maybe he just mixed it in with white shampoo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:51pm

    Me and some friends used to jizz in ppls glasses when we made certain others drinks... *note* semen mixes with dark liquor better than clear liquor..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:18pm

    Anybody who believes this post is an idiot....my rub-out rags confirm that semen dries up overnight.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:04pm

    Couldn't you pick the smell? And it's like glue, there's a reason people shave their pubic hair. This has to be fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:11pm

    These preztels are making me thirsty

    • 82 82
      Submitted by hpnut on Apr 27, 10 at 6:22pm

      completely random, but love the Seinfeld reference

  • 96 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:15pm

    Like you'd message your friend to say you wash your hair in cum. Fake. and stupid.

  • 91 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:12pm

    It was obviously in the conditioner, and they proly shook it up real good too. I don't think the guy actually washed his hair in straight semen. Use your heads, please.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:13pm

    In China, seman is often used as shampoo and body wash. No worries, it does wonders for the skin

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:56pm

    it would be like gel in your hair...speaking from experience....you would have to know by the first few days

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:45am

    atleast your hair is healthy now. hahahaha

  • 77 61
    Submitted by maddywoo on Mar 9, 11 at 11:51am

    Well...what are the results? Does you hair appear to have more protein or does it give it life?

  • 84 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:53am

    protein. and 1:17 win

  • 93 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:05pm

    Ah, how much cum was in the bottle? One average load is 10cc's.

  • 88 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:13pm

    this made me want to vomit.

  • 75 61
    Submitted by epaulk0 on Mar 12, 11 at 2:50am

    There's some thing about mary IN REAL LIFE.

  • 82 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:08am

    There some shampoo that uses animal cum as a strengthening product

  • 85 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:17am

    Dude, totally just found out that I've been jizzing coconut conditioner for the past three weeks. No wonder that chick always calls me her penis colada.

  • 83 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:16pm

    This is fAke. Jizz doesn't stay the same in water

  • 83 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:56pm

    Sexy hair. You're doing it wrong.

  • 86 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:44pm

    Harrumph! Harrumph!

  • 82 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:03pm

    Beyond lame!!!!!! Fucking get a life!

  • 77 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:12pm

    The damn jellyfish is getting away!

  • 87 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:29pm

    I can't believe anyone is that dumb.

  • 81 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:55pm

    haha very funny but this is def. fake

  • 81 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:18pm

    Hahaha, I've done that to someone before.

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:13pm

    How is that even possible?

  • 81 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:19pm

    as it has been reiterated several times one must conclude that he mixed the semen with the shampoo and left it. therefore it would not dry up and it would be a couple of weeks before he knew because of the jizz-shampoo ratio

  • 81 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:32pm

    thats what happens when you take a money shot in the face dude....

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:23pm

    My shampoo is the exact same color as my guy's semen.

  • 78 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:19am

    10:21 sucks in bed. Pass it on.

  • 73 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:07pm

    Hahha pretty much everyone on here thinks everything is fake. lame. joykills

  • 81 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:32am

    It's pretty funny how many people say fake and bitch about everything that gets posted on here, but still check it every day

  • 78 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:01pm

    i think i just puked in my mouth a little

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:13am

    It couldve just been one load unless you realized after one wash there was skeet skeet in there until the bottle was empty or whenever they found out. no one is going to fill up an ENTIRE bottle of fucking cum?!

  • 80 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:51am

    What the fuck dude?!?! Maby if you pleased your man more he wouldn't have to Jack off into the shampoo

  • 78 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:21pm

    If the semen was mixed with the shampoo or conditioner, it's obviously not going to have an over whelming semen scent. Also, after you shampoo or condition, you rinse it out, so it's not like your hair is going to get sticky...think about it.

  • 77 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:39pm

    I would like to now how much seman was produced for this to work out properly

  • 76 92
    Submitted by SwefricanChick on Feb 19, 10 at 10:40am

    Whatever it was in that bottle, shampoo + semen or just semen, it's still nasty.

  • 78 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:48pm

    Fake. Do you realize how much baby gravy that would be? Ugh

  • 74 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:07pm

    As much semen as you have swallowed, I'm surprised you didn't recognize the scent

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:53pm

    Gavin?? Dude stop jizzing in ur shampoo bottle!!!!!!!

  • 77 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:47pm

    Bull shit!! No way this is true

  • 73 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:05pm

    That's a ton of cum! ;) What disturbing guy jacked off into your shampoo?! Which can only mean another disturbing thought. He had to have related you, jacking off and Cum.

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:39am

    As if that is something you'd admit to anyone.

  • 74 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:15am

    Ahahahaha shit sucks!!!

  • 75 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:19pm

    I would totally tell my friends about it!!!!!

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:57pm

    This might be true...my friend wacked off into someones shampoo bottle after they made fun of him....

  • 73 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:10pm

    How the fuck do you even do that?!?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:07am

    Christ can't help my friend

  • 72 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:59pm

    WHAT THE FUCK... how could you not know... you know what. never mind. Done!

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:14pm

    ahahahahaaa. Hair Bukkake!!!

  • 71 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:07am

    How the he'll did that happen. Ur boy whack off in a shampoo bottle for uhh like a long time. Ur an idiot. For the obvious and also semen would be more like conditioner anyway. You must have wondered why it didn't lather. Hahahaha. Lol.

  • 72 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:49pm

    HOLYFUCKINGSHIT. Ew >_<

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:29pm

    Charles Rutherford says: that must explain why you stink when your wet!

  • 45 41
    Submitted by bitty727 on Feb 17, 12 at 5:42am

    Ive heard of this, its shampoo from europe or something that has bull semen in it, the protein is supposed to do wonders for the hair

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:09pm

    It's actually good for the hair....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:19pm

    That just seems to be a lot of semen...you'd think you'd...you know...get it after a couple of weeks...like that weird funky smell following you each day like a bad fart...

  • 72 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:28am

    i work at cost cutters, i cum in the conditioner, i dont give a fvck

  • 72 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:21pm

    Fake as shit. I'm disappointed in you, tfln.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:52am

    Good news is your hair has never looked better. Bad news is your hair has never looked better thanks to using semen shampoo.

  • 68 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:06pm

    I think someone just watched There's Something About Mary and thought it'd be funny to post a fake text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:40pm

    In soviet Russia you wash your semen with hair

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:01pm

    I've been washing my hair with semen for years. -Crispy

  • 68 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:34pm

    I love the taste of dog semen -Crispy

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:12pm

    What the fuck.. cause it smelled just like your regular shampoo i'm sure.. what shampoo do you use for christs sake

  • 64 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:09pm

    Taste it and find out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:02pm

    I brush my teeth with your dads semen. Mmmmmm yeah ooh baby,

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:03pm

    wow that's disgusting

  • 64 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:47pm

    10:21 you're the disappointment here, you can't even use your head. My god!

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:47am

    so what if it's fake! dumbasses. God yall are annoying

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:36pm

    Hahaha i totally love the soviet Russia guy he's so funny

    • 65 83
      Submitted by amberleigh55 on Jan 14, 10 at 7:49pm

      i know haha hes on like every one i read :)

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:19pm

    You idiots. 90% of everything posted on here is fake

  • 54 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:54pm

    Nikki Winters, no doubt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:01pm

    This really is fake. Not even funny fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:59pm

    In soviet russia dick wash u!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:07pm

    Rather than filling up shampoo bottles, I save it for your mom's face... IN THE FACE!!!