Have some text gold?

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • chubby bunny! chubby bunny!

    Submitted by margottenenbaum on Apr 27, 11 at 3:27pm
  • I guess I'm alone in this, but marshmallow makes me think soft ... ?

    Submitted by lynzers84 on Apr 27, 11 at 10:02pm
  • Obviously he couldn't get it up folks!

    Submitted by blowme469 on Apr 27, 11 at 10:41pm
  • Bahaha great analogy!

    Submitted by Jiggly1984 on Apr 27, 11 at 3:10pm
  • You're not supposed to put marshmallows in a piggy ba...nvm... =P

    Submitted by colan08 on Apr 27, 11 at 4:19pm
  • He could have had whiskey dick...they didn't specify!!

    Submitted by tonedburrito0 on Apr 27, 11 at 10:14pm
  • Copious lube helps me in those situations. I recommend Astroglide, or Analeze depending on which orifice you are utilizing. Surgilube works in a pinch, but has an odd odor, and texture.

    Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 27, 11 at 3:11pm
  • I pictured a mini marshmallow. Regardless, any marshmallow can easily be pushed into a piggy bank.

    Submitted by Smartastic on Apr 28, 11 at 12:25am
  • "maybe we should just go to bed"

    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Apr 28, 11 at 9:06am
  • I wonder if this was the guy or a girl. But only 10 minutes? poor you.

    Submitted by gr33nman on Apr 27, 11 at 5:50pm
  • oh jesus....

    Submitted by somethingtofind on Apr 27, 11 at 3:06pm
  • Alright fellas, I need....\n\n1. A hammer\n2. Jig saw\n3. A 24-pack of Bud\n4. An EMT on standby

    Submitted by daspazatron on May 3, 11 at 1:23am
  • Great analogy

    Submitted by IGEEVESI on Apr 28, 11 at 1:12pm
  • desperate much?

    Submitted by randomchic on Apr 27, 11 at 5:17pm
    • Hows that desperate? Thick dick is never desperate

      Submitted by kdogchatterbox on Apr 27, 11 at 5:20pm
      • because i wouldnt sit there and try to get him on me for 10 min. after the first min and ur still not in get some frickin lube.

        Submitted by randomchic on Apr 27, 11 at 7:43pm
        • And that is where proper foreplay comes in. Cunnilingus is key.

          Submitted by EMTPirate on May 6, 11 at 4:46am
    • I'm sorry no one has ever had an issue getting inside of you, either you pick up small guys, or I have bad news for you.

      Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 27, 11 at 6:03pm
  • It was whiskey dick people...

    Submitted by honeycombs on Sep 17, 11 at 4:45pm
  • Awesome analogy :)

    Submitted by hadzi96 on Apr 27, 11 at 7:21pm
  • no no, worst is when he had it shot off from a combat tour and he uses a surgical prosthetic that is inflated by pressing an air bladder implanted in the hip. Yes, they are out there. But then, you are supporting our troops.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 27, 11 at 9:15pm
  • I pictured a mini marshmallow. Regardless, any marshmallow can easily be pushed into a piggy bank.

    Submitted by Smartastic on Apr 28, 11 at 12:24am
  • Lol I know how u feel

    Submitted by drummerboy335 on Apr 27, 11 at 5:25pm
  • Haha mean girls 744!

    Submitted by drsxo05 on Apr 27, 11 at 8:49pm
  • Haha she is saying you have a wide set vagina in case that went over your head...

    Submitted by Ampitup on Apr 27, 11 at 7:44pm