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  • Submitted by margottenenbaum on Apr 27, 11 at 3:27pm

    chubby bunny! chubby bunny!

  • Submitted by lynzers84 on Apr 27, 11 at 10:02pm

    I guess I'm alone in this, but marshmallow makes me think soft ... ?

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    Submitted by blowme469 on Apr 27, 11 at 10:41pm

    Obviously he couldn't get it up folks!

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    Submitted by Jiggly1984 on Apr 27, 11 at 3:10pm

    Bahaha great analogy!

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    Submitted by colan08 on Apr 27, 11 at 4:19pm

    You're not supposed to put marshmallows in a piggy ba...nvm... =P

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    Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 27, 11 at 3:11pm

    Copious lube helps me in those situations. I recommend Astroglide, or Analeze depending on which orifice you are utilizing. Surgilube works in a pinch, but has an odd odor, and texture.

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    Submitted by tonedburrito0 on Apr 27, 11 at 10:14pm

    He could have had whiskey dick...they didn't specify!!

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    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Apr 28, 11 at 9:06am

    "maybe we should just go to bed"

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    Submitted by somethingtofind on Apr 27, 11 at 3:06pm

    oh jesus....

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    Submitted by IGEEVESI on Apr 28, 11 at 1:12pm

    Great analogy

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    Submitted by gr33nman on Apr 27, 11 at 5:50pm

    I wonder if this was the guy or a girl. But only 10 minutes? poor you.

    • 41 61
      Submitted by maximus3989 on Apr 28, 11 at 2:36am

      probably a girl... (couldnt get it up)

  • 52 62
    Submitted by hadzi96 on Apr 27, 11 at 7:21pm

    Awesome analogy :)

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    Submitted by drsxo05 on Apr 27, 11 at 8:49pm

    Haha mean girls 744!

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    Submitted by daspazatron on May 3, 11 at 1:23am

    Alright fellas, I need....\n\n1. A hammer\n2. Jig saw\n3. A 24-pack of Bud\n4. An EMT on standby

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    Submitted by drummerboy335 on Apr 27, 11 at 5:25pm

    Lol I know how u feel

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    Submitted by randomchic on Apr 27, 11 at 5:17pm

    desperate much?

    • 38 50
      Submitted by kdogchatterbox on Apr 27, 11 at 5:20pm

      Hows that desperate? Thick dick is never desperate

      • 57 52
        Submitted by randomchic on Apr 27, 11 at 7:43pm

        because i wouldnt sit there and try to get him on me for 10 min. after the first min and ur still not in get some frickin lube.

        • 43 58
          Submitted by EMTPirate on May 6, 11 at 4:46am

          And that is where proper foreplay comes in. Cunnilingus is key.

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      Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 27, 11 at 6:03pm

      I'm sorry no one has ever had an issue getting inside of you, either you pick up small guys, or I have bad news for you.

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    Submitted by Smartastic on Apr 28, 11 at 12:24am

    I pictured a mini marshmallow. Regardless, any marshmallow can easily be pushed into a piggy bank.

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    Submitted by Smartastic on Apr 28, 11 at 12:25am

    I pictured a mini marshmallow. Regardless, any marshmallow can easily be pushed into a piggy bank.

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    Submitted by honeycombs on Sep 17, 11 at 4:45pm

    It was whiskey dick people...

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 27, 11 at 9:15pm

    no no, worst is when he had it shot off from a combat tour and he uses a surgical prosthetic that is inflated by pressing an air bladder implanted in the hip. Yes, they are out there. But then, you are supporting our troops.

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      Submitted by EMTPirate on May 6, 11 at 4:47am

      You have lost your speaking privileges.

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    Submitted by Ampitup on Apr 27, 11 at 7:44pm

    Haha she is saying you have a wide set vagina in case that went over your head...