Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You must be Logged in to post a comment
chubby bunny! chubby bunny!
I guess I'm alone in this, but marshmallow makes me think soft ... ?
Obviously he couldn't get it up folks!
Bahaha great analogy!
You're not supposed to put marshmallows in a piggy ba...nvm... =P
He could have had whiskey dick...they didn't specify!!
Copious lube helps me in those situations. I recommend Astroglide, or Analeze depending on which orifice you are utilizing. Surgilube works in a pinch, but has an odd odor, and texture.
I pictured a mini marshmallow. Regardless, any marshmallow can easily be pushed into a piggy bank.
"maybe we should just go to bed"
I wonder if this was the guy or a girl. But only 10 minutes? poor you.
probably a girl... (couldnt get it up)
Alright fellas, I need....\n\n1. A hammer\n2. Jig saw\n3. A 24-pack of Bud\n4. An EMT on standby
Hows that desperate? Thick dick is never desperate
because i wouldnt sit there and try to get him on me for 10 min. after the first min and ur still not in get some frickin lube.
And that is where proper foreplay comes in. Cunnilingus is key.
I'm sorry no one has ever had an issue getting inside of you, either you pick up small guys, or I have bad news for you.
It was whiskey dick people...
Awesome analogy :)
no no, worst is when he had it shot off from a combat tour and he uses a surgical prosthetic that is inflated by pressing an air bladder implanted in the hip. Yes, they are out there. But then, you are supporting our troops.
You have lost your speaking privileges.
Lol I know how u feel
Haha mean girls 744!
Haha she is saying you have a wide set vagina in case that went over your head...