I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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Firsty is not impressed with this whore.
this has to be the most thumbs up firsty has ever received
Yeah, usually he just gets them up his ass.
this may be the first and last time i say this, but firsty: you da man...or woman, either way.
Props to Firsty on their first ever reasonable comment!
You should feel like a cunt. I hope he stabs you in the face with a screwdriver. A lot of "good" guys are stupid about love and you cunts exploit it.
You SHOULD feel like crap.
Go die in a couch fire
She's a bitch for cheating, and he's kind of a pussy for believing it was his fault.
This text confuses me. Cheating on people is not nice. Manipulating people into thinking they have done something wrong is abuse. I say if you do cheat show some dignity and walk away.
Congratulations. But for his sake, I hope he sees this and recognizes himself.
Hmmm... What would you think if this was from a guy???? Way to be sexist.
im a guy and i can tell you first hand unless she, or he in the case, lost their jaw from chewing tobacco it definatly does not take 40 minutes to give a blow job
well...I am also a guy and I've had an hour long blow job sooo...
word usage... A guy goes down, a girl gives a bj.
they weren't saying it COULD be from a guy, they were asking what the responses would be like if it were clearly a man's text. they are pointing out the clear double standard in our generation that is especially apparent on this website: guys who cheat are just being bros, and deserve props; girls who cheat are dirty stupid rotten sluts who deserve to die slowly and painfully.
Sure there's a double standard in our generation and that sucks, but I would hope that a guy who did this would die slowly and painfully.
Fair enough, I disregard my last comment and agree this person was speculating on a guy saying this instead of a girl, but I disagree about the double standard on this website. It seems like a lot guys get ripped apart for bragging about cheating too. It’s in most media culture though, so the double standard definitely exists. So, I hope the guy she cheated with’s dick falls off. lol
BULLSHIT! (Pardon the exclamation) Cheating is cheating, and cheaters are tle lowest form of life on the planet.Male, female, animal, mineral, or vegetable is of no matter! If you are unhappy in your relationship GTFO, that simple. Cheating is one of the most damaging things a partner can do in a relationship. The worthless, cheating, manipulative, worthless excuse for a whore of an OP needs to have horrible things happen to her, and would still whether she was packing a penis or a vag, simply p
the double standard of men and women really doesnt apply to relationships. A cheater is a cheater, regardless of gender, making them a scumbag and asshole. The double standard is really for men outside of relationships who have sex with a bunch of girls (making them "players") as opposed to women who sleep around a lot (making them "sluts"). IMO, anybody who cheats in a relationship is an dirtbag
Hmmm, I would think you're a complete moron no matter if the cheater was male or female. Guys who cheat on their wives/significant others are looked upon as scumbags, as they rightfully should be. Nobody is trading high-fives over cheating. \n\nBut you can go on and keep generalizing. Ever heard of the phrase 'the pot calling the kettle black'? You should look it up sometime.
You bitch. You cheat on your boyfriend, then make him spend 40 minutes shoving his face in your slutty cunt. I hope your mother reads this.
Why the fuck would you cheat
I was the guy in a situation like this before. If I could go back, I'd tie the bitch to a chair and screw her best friend right there infront of her
You are such a whore. And to those cunts who say "well if this was a guy youd be cheering him on", WRONG BITCH. Its disgusting to do no matter what gender.
Nevermind her, what a fucking chump this guy is! Who would go down on a chick that just got boned by another dude?
Well I'm guessing you're still in high school cause only an immature bitch and a pussy whipped guy would put themselves in that situation.
But if this was a GUY of course everyone WOULD agree and say he is legendary. But if it's a girl she's automatically a whore?
Not true. If this was a guy we’d all say he was an asshole. Read comments under Nights: Worst-All Time about the guy who took a chick to the restaurant his girlfriend was a waitress at. Cheating is equally frowned on in both genders. \nAnd she’s more than a whore, for cheating, for making her bf feel bad, and for bragging about it. itouchgnomes said it best.
Bullshit. mob24 is right. Guys are always 'the fucking man' but girls are always 'whores' or 'sluts' that should die in a fire. If she told him she cheated and his dumb ass not only took her back but went down on her for 40 minutes, he must either forgive her or be a desperate sack of shit.
lol butt hurt feminist
A key that opens many locks is a master key.\nA lock that's opened by many keys is a shitty lock.
that's a fucking stupid analogy that boils down the complexities of two completely different and yet vastly similar genders to "sticky-out appendage" and "concave hole". a man is not defined by his penis and a woman is not defined by her vagina. this is just a crap phrase touted by stupid frat boys who try to be funny in between all the homoerotic hazing and daterape. p.s. if there's only one key to a lock then how is the master key opening so many doors? there are no "
there are no "master" guys without girls who put out for more than one person. idiot.
I hate people like you.
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
Jesus would beat this bitch to death with a T-rex...i'm Christian...and going to hell for saying that...but fuck it, it needs to be done.
Made me smile. Good job.
Rot in hell slut bag
You are the worst person... I hope you die and suffer in he'll bitch
I'm impressed in your skills of seduction, however, that is a fucked up move.
i hope he wears a sand paper condom the next time he fucks her.
Forty minutes? What the fuck?
Yeah that was my first reaction.... that just sounds unpleasant
He went down on you for 40 minutes, you're going down in TFLN history forever for being a slut and a bitch. So yeah, you are legendary. Whore.
if a guy got head for 40 mins after he fucked the girls best friend, all the guys would be commenting saying "damn bro, your a player" and stuff like that. dont deny it. i have seen it on so many posts on the site
Last two comments took the words out of my mouth
Wow that's fucked up poor guy buy lucky you
He should have bit your clit off and spat it in your face. You will prolly never be in a happy relationship your whole life, and if there is any justice in this world, you will be used your whole life and die alone with no one who trusts or loves you...... Filthy fucking cunt whore!
not only are you totally awesome for cheating... you called yourself legendary for tricking someone you supposedly care about into believing they're responsible for your defects and ended up getting self gratification because of it. the only sad part about it is the person your boyfriend cares about, puts himself though this sh*t for and thinks he's dating doesn't actually exist
You fucking dirty whore go die in a ditch
A day in the life of a stinky cunt whore
Hope he cuts you in half with a hubcap and takes a potato peeler to your ankle
If he is fucking dumb enough to go for it then give her high five cause the dumb dick deserves it. I also hope she ends up with herpes.
You're a smart slut, but you're still a damn dirty slut.
People Are people... This is a lousy situation.. But really.. Death?? One is a manipulator and one is a co dependent enabler... Neither one gets pretzels and the beer dingo pooped in their yard .. Hey maybe he really does not care or maybe he cheats all the time.. Maybe hes leaving and wants one more fuck. Killing people for cheating sounds a wee bit taliban.
no, people are just vindictive hate cunts, myself included, and this is how people feel it should be handled, the only difference is that people in out weastern culture have learned that having their violent animalistic tendencies is a bad thing.
It's no one's fault but yours that you cheated. You fucking suck.
In regards to the what would Jesus do, I would set you on fire and send you to hell
That's wrong but hell you got what ya need
Youre a fucking fugly bitch and I hope you fucking die... Whore
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN FUCK!!!!!
As a guy I'd like to say, well done! You are legendary!
You mean as a fellow skank?
You shouldn't. Mega-whorebag.
What a cheating coniving cunt
Such flagrant use of "cunt" in all the hate messages... Priceless
Even tho you are a cheating bitch... You are in fact legendary
We all know how to vote on this one: bad fuckin' night.
You worthless fucking cunt. Where do u get the money for the Internet to post this? Probably spreading your legs on the corner..
Do people really get that mad at texts like these and write paragraphs filled with hate, obscene language, and death threats or do they just do it for fun because I can't help but laugh.
couldnt agree more. hahahha they make me laugh
He should read this TFLN then dump her.\np.s. How is he okay with her texting 40 minutes into it?
ROTFLMAO at 2:51
This makes me so sad...
I hope the other guy's seed runs into that loser's mouth. What a fucking door mat that cuckhold is.
impressive, but you're still a cunt
Your an ass and I hope u get pregnant
don't encourage these people to breed, are you stupid?!
Barack, what you and Glenn Beck do in private is YOUR business
Damn...I feel like I need to apologize for my gender cause this guy is obviously a pussy whipped bitch. This cunt is lucky she isn't dating someone with half a brain. Ida kicked her no good, cheatin ass to the curb with a note stapled to her ass the read "this scumbag slut will suck dick for blow"
Fucking whore that's terrible he is sooo whipped
All of you are looking at the Fact shes a whore, But look at it this way: she must be super desensitized or he is terrible. 40 min? Hopefully it didn't take 40 min for her to finish.
multiple orgasms, learn it, live it, love it.
By assuming men would congratulate a cheating man you yourself are being sexist, way to go feminists.
you are my idol!
what a bitch
I hope he bit your clit.
Well. He's real dumb.
That more than likely means he's cheating too...
Yay rad. people need to suck it, that's skill
Brooklyn bitches are crazyyyy
Sorry, whorish actions doesn't make you lengedary, it makes you number one to go to hell. :]
You should be in sales, you cunt.
How do we know the sender isn't male? Scumbag individual regardless...
Classified super cuuuuunt!!!
Sounds like a good night to me. :) If he's dumb enough to believe that crap then he's dumb enough to be with a hooker like that.
Wonder wut it's like to have such low selfesteem....chick must be crazy hot to put up with that. That's the only way that's exceptable
I am disappointed in that guy
The only thing legendary here is how awesome it will be when this sham of a relationship crashes and burns.
Ask him how my dick taste!
Fucking ice cunt.
Dont like this post... Im off for a drink .. Cuz im firsty
I wonder when people will realize how stupid they look when they use the "insult" cunt. o_O
Bless u girl!
And girls complain and cry about how guys are such assholes. Girls like this give guys a reason to call em sluts
Chivalry is dead....and women killed it
What a cunt
You cheated cause you're a selfish cunt bitch. May the crabs of a thousand Reno whores infest you're vagina and your arms be too short to scratch.
Ahhh if I had a nickel for every text I read that involved a girl cheating on a guy, or cheating with a guy, and feeling proud...holy shit my grandkids wouldn't have to work...
Lots of hate here for a smart woman. You guys need to wake up and realize you will NOT take advantage anymore! Strap on a set and step up to the big time!
she should win the whore heisman
Stay firsty my friends. And this both is a whore
You horrible daughter of a bastard slut!
I hope he stabs you in your sleep.
You're shameful n all but dayum.. 40 minutes? Hmm
Carlyjo12, how do we know the sender isn't a guy? Either way, this individual is a scumbag.
there is nothing to be proud of there. its not his fault YOU are a GIANT WHORE and cheated. you should be the one making it up to him every day for as long as he'll keep you. you should feel like a soulless bitch cause that's all you are. you are going to die alone and unhappy.
Skanky whore to bad he looks n acts like" rainman"
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
Hannahcowgirl: best threat I've ever seen on tfln "I hope your mother reads this".
Dude still got pussy, she's not all bad.
that's awesome, bravo
Haha perfect you fucking bitch !!
Ha ha the lock comment
A lot of you old people have STDs you learn about it in school these days stupid
Be proud I don't do mouth to south to virgins no less sluts
This is just a good example of how completely ignorant and fucked up some people are. But karma is gonna kick this chick's slutty ass!
You give girls all around the world a bad name.
You are sad and pathetic.
He's a little bitch. You've got to control your woman.
Firsty is not impressed with this whore. Maybe she just needs pretzels?
Fake. What girl pronounces herself "legendary?" that thar is a munt post.
He prob doesnt do it right. Or would refuse to go down on her. Everyone cheats. Its a wide wild jungle ..... Get yours and screw you
He probably had to work his way through layers of caked on seamen from the 40 dudes that just busted all over her.
Fuck that bullshit. Not everyone cheats. I'd never do that shit to someone. Don't classify everyone in a group when you don't know everyone.