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  • Been there done that.

    Submitted by Austinaveous on Jul 20, 10 at 11:42am
  • Whoever wants to continue my legacy, now is your chance! \nUsername: MyWife\nPassword: wifey1

    Submitted by MyWife on Jul 20, 10 at 11:38am
  • ahhh shit. ever since keithstone people have been trying to make their own thing. i.e.- firsty, dumbeldore_dies, trollinn. it's not even funny. it seems to be growing into some cult like thing with firsty..

    Submitted by FirstyBlowsDick on Jul 20, 10 at 12:10pm
  • "thats no beer can, thats my wife!"\n\nthere, now go fuck yourself

    Submitted by purplenugs on Jul 20, 10 at 12:00pm
  • This is stupid

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 2:43pm
  • It's the thought that counts

    Submitted by Charmin on Jul 20, 10 at 1:12pm
  • has everyone forgotten about me? I believe firsty is just an unoriginal fuck for copying others ideas and changing one word. fuck you firsty, fuck you.

    Submitted by KiethStone on Jul 20, 10 at 2:38pm
    • not forgotten, you aren’t spamming every text though (thankfully)

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 20, 10 at 3:58pm
    • You've got balls calling anyone unoriginal you fake ass - you can't even spell keith correctly you copycat phony!

      Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 21, 10 at 1:53am
  • no firsty. these pretzels are making me THIRSTY.

    Submitted by KiethStone on Jul 20, 10 at 2:35pm
  • Jesus would have a beer and bless firsty land.

    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 2:19pm
  • Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 12:32pm
  • These pretzles are making me firsty!

    Submitted by pvgurl16 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:38am
  • Cuz firsty is a homo that is already played out, it's not funny anymore dumbledore_died your a homo too

    Submitted by prozach on Jul 20, 10 at 1:38pm
  • At least you tried.

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 20, 10 at 3:54pm
  • You know it's sorta lame how firsty got a whole army, cult, religion thing going but everyone shuns me. :(

    Submitted by MyWife on Jul 20, 10 at 12:21pm
  • Gotten to the point were I only read about half of these damn comments cuz of that dumb shit firsty FUCK U firsty

    Submitted by DREW0502 on Jul 20, 10 at 2:47pm
  • Firsty Rocks !! \m/ whoohoo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 2:07pm
  • Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 20, 10 at 1:14pm
  • These pretzels are making me Firsty!

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 20, 10 at 2:02pm
  • I HATE pukers!!! If ya can't hang - stay home and watch sum reality tv- tired of babysitting u clowns!

    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 20, 10 at 3:21pm
  • LONG LIVE THE FIRSTY!!! 0__o

    Submitted by sniperc15 on Jul 20, 10 at 12:57pm
  • I do not shun you .. I enjoy my wife quotes .. Firsty went thru some tough times .. Hang on heres beer and pretzels ... Wait. Not the beer dingo .. That was your wife... Nudge nudge..

    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 2:15pm
  • Y not give him a blow job bet he would of pepped up instantly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:32am
  • oh look, another text about puke.

    Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 20, 10 at 12:13pm
    • It’s like an episode of Tosh.0, you can’t have a night without at least one mention of it. People need to start coming up with new mischief to get into at parties. lol

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 20, 10 at 3:56pm
  • Its firsty land .. We have prez, vice prez the ever present firsty and of course me.. The high priestess and caretaker of the beer dingo. You want another thread?? Start one .. Have fun.. Fun stays, haters fade.. Heres your drink...

    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 2:17pm