He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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Been there done that.
Whoever wants to continue my legacy, now is your chance! \nUsername: MyWife\nPassword: wifey1
I just logged into your facebook....thanks bro!
ahhh shit. ever since keithstone people have been trying to make their own thing. i.e.- firsty, dumbeldore_dies, trollinn. it's not even funny. it seems to be growing into some cult like thing with firsty..
"thats no beer can, thats my wife!"\n\nthere, now go fuck yourself
This is stupid
It's the thought that counts
has everyone forgotten about me? I believe firsty is just an unoriginal fuck for copying others ideas and changing one word. fuck you firsty, fuck you.
not forgotten, you aren’t spamming every text though (thankfully)
You've got balls calling anyone unoriginal you fake ass - you can't even spell keith correctly you copycat phony!
no firsty. these pretzels are making me THIRSTY.
Jesus would have a beer and bless firsty land.
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
These pretzles are making me firsty!
Cuz firsty is a homo that is already played out, it's not funny anymore dumbledore_died your a homo too
At least you tried.
You know it's sorta lame how firsty got a whole army, cult, religion thing going but everyone shuns me. :(
Naw. It's just him. Over and over and over.
Gotten to the point were I only read about half of these damn comments cuz of that dumb shit firsty FUCK U firsty
Firsty Rocks !! \m/ whoohoo
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
These pretzels are making me Firsty!
I HATE pukers!!! If ya can't hang - stay home and watch sum reality tv- tired of babysitting u clowns!
LONG LIVE THE FIRSTY!!! 0__o
I do not shun you .. I enjoy my wife quotes .. Firsty went thru some tough times .. Hang on heres beer and pretzels ... Wait. Not the beer dingo .. That was your wife... Nudge nudge..
Y not give him a blow job bet he would of pepped up instantly
oh look, another text about puke.
It’s like an episode of Tosh.0, you can’t have a night without at least one mention of it. People need to start coming up with new mischief to get into at parties. lol
Its firsty land .. We have prez, vice prez the ever present firsty and of course me.. The high priestess and caretaker of the beer dingo. You want another thread?? Start one .. Have fun.. Fun stays, haters fade.. Heres your drink...