I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
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You make bitches drink that shit, it's called payback.
He was grossed out because the Sprite had gone flat.
That wasn't the first spooge he's tasted.
This almost happened to me. A friend gave me head and instead of swallowing she spit it into a cup of water I always keep on my nighstand. The next morning I almost drank it just out of habit.
^^ who said it was random? It was probably next to his bed, but who 'splooges' in a glass anyways?
DOES IT TASTE BAD????
Have you never seen American pie? And rather in a cup than being a baby daddy!
Now you know why MOST girls don't like o swallow
I call bullshit. Who the fuck cums into a drink?
Yeah, shit I totally imagined him jacking off, not having sex.
Like, I doubt there was a girl there in the first place.
I believe the first part but with drunk sex if you remember to pull out in the first place the first thing you wont do is finish in your drink.
Bullshit. Moderators pay attention
is this rock bottom?
NICE.. i don't know why but its a real turn on to see guys drink their own cum. (and im a girl)
i saw american pie too.... and if you are going to ejaculate into a cup, that is what you get, lol, and if you expect her to swallow it, why shouldn't you?!?! LOL, you like your women shaved, so too should you be, you want her to swallow, as too should you!!!!
7:24 you try it, then you'll have your explanation
Took the words right out of my mouth 5:38. Vodka sprite is a chick drink or a "I'm 15 and just started drinking and don't like the taste of alcohol yet" drink.
AMERICAAA, FUCK YEAHHH, We act like a Stooge then drink a Sprite with the SPLOOGE IN IT, AMERICAAA, FUCK YEAHHH
Charles Rutherford says studies show that women swallow cum it will reduce their chances of breast cancer, so suck away ladies!
Why would you finish in a drink when there is a perfectly good face to finish on.
638 likes to murder bitches
Spitters are quitters
855 - u r gross. I bet you're a dude
7:54 - I would do it for you. Only for you though...
Good night... BAD morning!
WHY WOULDN'T A GIRL SWALLOW? CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME?!?
good lord. that shit is nasty.
The fact you noticed your own taste of splooge. Raises question if it was even vodka and sprite to begin with.
Least it was your own, bro
haha this actually happened, but my bf had been masturbating while drunk so there was no girl to swallow.
Not that I think this is real, but quitcherbitchin. I swallow cum all the time. It's not that bad. Rinse your mouth and move on, crybaby.
Charles Rutherford cleans his penis with listerine after ruff sex, this helps prevent the spread of STDs, but if u play in the mud it won't work!
WTF kind of a moron would drink from a random glass of water anyway?
...or wait till the baby is big enough to be illegally aborted, then u have an intact new piece of meat to rub all over u
Fuk the cup, cum inside her...alot, and beat the life out of her if she pulls some "u got me pregnant" bulls.hit
it's really not intolerable to swallow no big deallll
American Pie right there