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  • Everyone bashes on nickleback but dark horse has done realllllly well on I tunes it pops into the top ten every now and then which probably means most of you have purchased it. But rage some more it's hilarious.

    Submitted by Rinerwin on Jun 16, 10 at 3:23am
  • Rule 1667: Canada has disowned Nickleback. They r no longer one of us!!!

    Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 7, 10 at 7:30am
  • EVERYONE and EVERYTHING knows nickelback is fucking retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:34pm
  • HAHAHA! Nickelback = sucky ass sellouts! And no Kings of Leon and Nickelback are not the same.. saying that you have obviously never listened to at least one of them, are in fact deaf, or you yourself are fucking retarded..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:02pm
  • nickleback weed and farmville.. texts from last night in a nutshell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:27pm
  • 344. You're an idiot. It's not everyone elses fault you have bad taste in music.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Nickelback sucks, Chad kroeger just needs to stop singing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:23pm
  • I love fake. Real texts are just reflections of all of you fucker's boring lives

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:54pm
  • 553, if you are 334, please refer to 438. If not, you are both nothing but cowfucking Texans. -not Texan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:58pm
  • i'll agree with tequila

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:12pm
  • I don't hate Nickelback. I like a couple of their songs. Even I think buying all their itunes singles is an epic fail. Sooo sad. "You may all go to Hell and I will go to Texas"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:43pm
  • Nickelback is all that is suckage and fail. I love this website.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:48pm
  • you can tell when these texts are fake and people just try to submit "funny" things.. tfln fucking blows now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:50pm
  • Nickelback IS fucking retarded. In fact, retarded never existed until Nickelback showed up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:35pm
  • 3:44... You're not helping. In fact, you are doing what is the opposite of help. People who want to defend Nickelback now have no chance thanks to your grammatically incorrect, incoherent babbling. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read that. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on us all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:52pm
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS FTW?!?!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Sarre, since you know what life ISN'T about, how about you tell us what it IS about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:39pm
  • Guys, don't worry about 3:44. He's defending some made-up band called "Nockleback," so it's cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:03pm
  • haha fuckin nickelback. yaaaa saskatchewan!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:11pm
  • I think Oklahoma is better than Texas - guy that lives in Oklahoma

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:19pm
  • I think maybe nickelback would do well in Texas where they don't know any better. -not Texan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:54pm
  • I would never get a nickel back from nickelback because I would never pay for anything associated with those shitfuckers. -chuckLe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:50pm
  • Owned

    Submitted by dallas78 on Jun 14, 10 at 4:18am
  • ))<>(( back and forth forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:43am
  • That's like two TFLNs dissing Nickleback in two days, I like this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:34pm
  • What movie was back and forth from? I can't remember the name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:27am
  • Nobody asked u 3:44. You are a superdouche and probably from Texas. -not Texan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Fuck you. Texas is the best you low life Yankee piece of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:24am
  • Nickleback.... Is that the one with the really constipated sounding vocalist?

    Submitted by Shoveltime on Oct 21, 11 at 1:48am
  • Who mentioned kings of Leon?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:03pm
  • Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about. -Sarre

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:40pm
  • nicklecrack! i just want to let everyone know i went to a concert that included them... and when everyone said nickle back nickel back... i yelled nickle crack nickle crack... even after the crowd got silent.... victory is mine... i have done my civil duties...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:31am
  • What does idk mean?!?! Everyone I ask says I don't know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:20pm
  • hahaha now I have to go watch the video where nickelback gets booed off the stage. I don't know if "fucking retarded" can even begin to describe nickelback

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:40pm
  • hahahah nickleback. shit sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:28pm
  • even considering a nickelback single as an option? that's a dealbreaker!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:46pm
  • Nickelback is constantly misinterpreted as "rock" music. Most of it is crooning ballads. Their actual heavy rock songs never get any attention.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:15pm
  • nickelback is an abomination to humanity. no amount of tequila is an excuse for paying money on their behalf.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:03pm
  • Nickelback rides the hard rock short bus. First last and best. -chuckLe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Nickelback isn't retarded if you are retarded..... or Texan. -not texan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:03pm
  • um Nickelback pays for my college education. so i love them. go buy all their cds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:43am
  • It's ok to like nickelback and it's ok to hate them too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:23am
  • Nickelback is awesome. All of you are retarded. -numbnuts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:06pm
  • Nockleback rocks. Nickleback ripped them off, then for good measure ripped them off 15 more times on "different" songs without even changing the chord progression or song structure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:28pm
  • Nickelback is awsome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:19pm
  • You stupid FUCK OP! Ok' next time quickly grab a cast-iron skillet and repeatedly hit youself upside your head before encouraging nickleback to defecate more song on their pile o' shitty songs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:43pm
  • I'm still looking for a way to parlay this into an Owl City fight. -Guy who wants to talk about music

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:24pm
  • Nickelback is an abortion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:31am
  • Retarded like Texans -not Texan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:00pm
  • I sure am glad I'm not from ass-backwards, cow-fucking Texas. I think I'd rather be from Mississippi, and no amount of alcohol should ever bring a person to say shit like that. -DEFINITELY not Texan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:38pm
  • So, this one time, I drank a bunch of alcohol, and I blacked out, and I woke up in an alley with my wallet missing. Took me 3 months to get all my money back. -White Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:35am
  • WOOOOOOOOOO 306!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:47pm
  • Okay WTF you idiots if you don't like nockelback all for you but dontfucking go on dissing. Your such fucking assholes. They are a band with millions if listeners. If you don't like them, DONT LISTEN. but leave the rest of us alone you stupid fucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:44pm
  • Nickelback is awesome!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:56am
  • I think that anywhere is better than Texas. A wise TFLNer once said, "Texas is the devil's taint." smart guy. -not Texan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:31pm
  • Taquilaaaaaa hahaha First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:21pm
  • Remember after a crime scene always bleach! Green Team!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:48pm
  • Why does everyone hate nickelback and loves kings of Leon. They're just alike and u guys are fucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:52pm
  • Nickelback is awesome...not fucking retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:31pm