This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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Everyone bashes on nickleback but dark horse has done realllllly well on I tunes it pops into the top ten every now and then which probably means most of you have purchased it. But rage some more it's hilarious.
Rule 1667: Canada has disowned Nickleback. They r no longer one of us!!!
EVERYONE and EVERYTHING knows nickelback is fucking retarded
nickleback weed and farmville.. texts from last night in a nutshell.
553, if you are 334, please refer to 438. If not, you are both nothing but cowfucking Texans.
344. You're an idiot. It's not everyone elses fault you have bad taste in music.
HAHAHA! Nickelback = sucky ass sellouts! And no Kings of Leon and Nickelback are not the same.. saying that you have obviously never listened to at least one of them, are in fact deaf, or you yourself are fucking retarded..
Nickelback sucks, Chad kroeger just needs to stop singing
Nickelback is all that is suckage and fail. I love this website.
I love fake. Real texts are just reflections of all of you fucker's boring lives
i'll agree with tequila
3:44... You're not helping. In fact, you are doing what is the opposite of help. People who want to defend Nickelback now have no chance thanks to your grammatically incorrect, incoherent babbling. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read that. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on us all.
I don't hate Nickelback. I like a couple of their songs. Even I think buying all their itunes singles is an epic fail. Sooo sad.
"You may all go to Hell and I will go to Texas"
you can tell when these texts are fake and people just try to submit "funny" things.. tfln fucking blows now
WHAT THE FUCK IS FTW?!?!?!?
Sarre, since you know what life ISN'T about, how about you tell us what it IS about.
Nickelback IS fucking retarded. In fact, retarded never existed until Nickelback showed up.
haha fuckin nickelback. yaaaa saskatchewan!
I think Oklahoma is better than Texas
- guy that lives in Oklahoma
Guys, don't worry about 3:44. He's defending some made-up band called "Nockleback," so it's cool.
I would never get a nickel back from nickelback because I would never pay for anything associated with those shitfuckers.
hahaha now I have to go watch the video where nickelback gets booed off the stage. I don't know if "fucking retarded" can even begin to describe nickelback
back and forth forever
That's like two TFLNs dissing Nickleback in two days, I like this site
Nobody asked u 3:44. You are a superdouche and probably from Texas.
Fuck you. Texas is the best you low life Yankee piece of shit
I think maybe nickelback would do well in Texas where they don't know any better.
Who mentioned kings of Leon?
What movie was back and forth from? I can't remember the name
Nickleback.... Is that the one with the really constipated sounding vocalist?
nicklecrack! i just want to let everyone know i went to a concert that included them... and when everyone said nickle back nickel back... i yelled nickle crack nickle crack... even after the crowd got silent.... victory is mine... i have done my civil duties...
What does idk mean?!?! Everyone I ask says I don't know
hahahah nickleback. shit sucks.
Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about.
even considering a nickelback single as an option? that's a dealbreaker!
nickelback is an abomination to humanity. no amount of tequila is an excuse for paying money on their behalf.
Nickelback rides the hard rock short bus. First last and best.
It's ok to like nickelback and it's ok to hate them too
Nickelback isn't retarded if you are retarded..... or Texan.
um Nickelback pays for my college education. so i love them. go buy all their cds.
Nickelback is constantly misinterpreted as "rock" music. Most of it is crooning ballads. Their actual heavy rock songs never get any attention.
Nickelback is awesome. All of you are retarded.
Nockleback rocks. Nickleback ripped them off, then for good measure ripped them off 15 more times on "different" songs without even changing the chord progression or song structure.
I'm still looking for a way to parlay this into an Owl City fight.
-Guy who wants to talk about music
You stupid FUCK OP! Ok' next time quickly grab a cast-iron skillet and repeatedly hit youself upside your head before encouraging nickleback to defecate more song on their pile o' shitty songs.
Nickelback is awsome
Nickelback is an abortion.
Retarded like Texans
I sure am glad I'm not from ass-backwards, cow-fucking Texas. I think I'd rather be from Mississippi, and no amount of alcohol should ever bring a person to say shit like that.
-DEFINITELY not Texan
Okay WTF you idiots if you don't like nockelback all for you but dontfucking go on dissing. Your such fucking assholes. They are a band with millions if listeners. If you don't like them, DONT LISTEN. but leave the rest of us alone you stupid fucks.
So, this one time, I drank a bunch of alcohol, and I blacked out, and I woke up in an alley with my wallet missing. Took me 3 months to get all my money back.
I think that anywhere is better than Texas. A wise TFLNer once said, "Texas is the devil's taint." smart guy.
Remember after a crime scene always bleach!
Nickelback is awesome!!!!
Why does everyone hate nickelback and loves kings of Leon. They're just alike and u guys are fucks.
Nickelback is awesome...not fucking retarded.