After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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as a former King Cock-block, i once threw up on a girls chest while making out, i here by relinquish my crown. ALL HAIL the new King Cock-Block!!!
the fact that he cock blocked himself with a 2 way puke shot just put this into the history books.
this is one of the best puke stories ever
I know I'm goin to hell but that was hilarious. Made me laugh harder than any other text on here. Wut does that say about me?
It shows that 1) You have a sense of humor, 2) I'm not the only one that nearly shit himself laughing at this, and 3) this guy is the single greatest failure on this site. My life is now complete. XD
Why you would ever try to throw up in any kind of bottle escapes me... still, I thank you for the priceless image
Best cockblock story ever...
This one made me LOL. when you gotta puke, you gotta puke. I threw up in a coffee mug once... and then all over myself.
Way to cock-block like a champion
Whatta champ. How fucking pro can you get? This is the maximum level.
Daaaamn I can't even BEGIN to describe how funny that is and how much he fucked himself over!
What's an aluminum beer bottle?
It's a beer bottle. That's aluminum.
I laughed for a long time after reading this.