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  • Submitted by jasboo on Sep 9, 10 at 4:12pm

    as a former King Cock-block, i once threw up on a girls chest while making out, i here by relinquish my crown. ALL HAIL the new King Cock-Block!!!

  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 9, 10 at 3:35pm

    the fact that he cock blocked himself with a 2 way puke shot just put this into the history books.

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    Submitted by evolwayz on Sep 9, 10 at 5:04pm

    I know I'm goin to hell but that was hilarious. Made me laugh harder than any other text on here. Wut does that say about me?

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      Submitted by Keerow on Sep 24, 10 at 2:26am

      It shows that 1) You have a sense of humor, 2) I'm not the only one that nearly shit himself laughing at this, and 3) this guy is the single greatest failure on this site. My life is now complete. XD

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 9, 10 at 3:16pm

    this is one of the best puke stories ever

  • Submitted by hansolo22 on Sep 10, 10 at 3:48am

    Why you would ever try to throw up in any kind of bottle escapes me... still, I thank you for the priceless image

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    Submitted by B00M7 on Sep 9, 10 at 4:10pm

    Best cockblock story ever...

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    Submitted by pey0te on Sep 10, 10 at 6:54pm

    This one made me LOL. when you gotta puke, you gotta puke. I threw up in a coffee mug once... and then all over myself.

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    Submitted by puller132 on Sep 9, 10 at 9:00pm

    Way to cock-block like a champion

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    Submitted by rg8 on Apr 19, 11 at 11:15pm

    Whatta champ. How fucking pro can you get? This is the maximum level.

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    Submitted by hurleysurferman on Sep 12, 10 at 12:44am

    Daaaamn I can't even BEGIN to describe how funny that is and how much he fucked himself over!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 10 at 6:44pm

    What's an aluminum beer bottle?

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      Submitted by JustMe03 on Sep 15, 10 at 11:26pm

      It's a beer bottle. That's aluminum.

  • Submitted by kemwood on Feb 12, 11 at 6:51pm

    I laughed for a long time after reading this.