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  • as a former King Cock-block, i once threw up on a girls chest while making out, i here by relinquish my crown. ALL HAIL the new King Cock-Block!!!

    Submitted by jasboo on Sep 9, 10 at 4:12pm
  • the fact that he cock blocked himself with a 2 way puke shot just put this into the history books.

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 9, 10 at 3:35pm
  • this is one of the best puke stories ever

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 9, 10 at 3:16pm
  • I know I'm goin to hell but that was hilarious. Made me laugh harder than any other text on here. Wut does that say about me?

    Submitted by evolwayz on Sep 9, 10 at 5:04pm
    • It shows that 1) You have a sense of humor, 2) I'm not the only one that nearly shit himself laughing at this, and 3) this guy is the single greatest failure on this site. My life is now complete. XD

      Submitted by Keerow on Sep 24, 10 at 2:26am
  • Why you would ever try to throw up in any kind of bottle escapes me... still, I thank you for the priceless image

    Submitted by hansolo22 on Sep 10, 10 at 3:48am
  • Best cockblock story ever...

    Submitted by B00M7 on Sep 9, 10 at 4:10pm
  • Whatta champ. How fucking pro can you get? This is the maximum level.

    Submitted by rg8 on Apr 19, 11 at 11:15pm
  • This one made me LOL. when you gotta puke, you gotta puke. I threw up in a coffee mug once... and then all over myself.

    Submitted by pey0te on Sep 10, 10 at 6:54pm
  • Way to cock-block like a champion

    Submitted by puller132 on Sep 9, 10 at 9:00pm
  • Daaaamn I can't even BEGIN to describe how funny that is and how much he fucked himself over!

    Submitted by hurleysurferman on Sep 12, 10 at 12:44am
  • What's an aluminum beer bottle?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 10 at 6:44pm
  • I laughed for a long time after reading this.

    Submitted by kemwood on Feb 12, 11 at 6:51pm