so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
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this has for sure happened to me before. Well... not an entire condom. But a piece.
It's not THAT hard to do guys!
Fuck dude just take it out first
Why wouldnt the guy be like 'hey the condom slipped off"
Do you have TSS?
For real, how do you not know? It's not a fucking purse where things get lost.
haha yea south carolina!!! lol
i bet this makes us look like hicks! xD
"the other night"? How long was it floating around in there? Eww.
July 14, 2009 1:25AM
Laughed my fucking ass off at this!!!
July 14, 2009 1:23AM
I second that in the exact words! LOL
simple. cause she's a dirty dirty dirty slut. thats why
11:07, i didnt even think about it haha. it was just a spontaneous quickie. it was gross, I know. oh well.
that being said, it is still pretty gross considering what she might have been exposed to.
How can you not know??? Thats just sick
AHhahahah your pregnant! Can't wait till our kids 8 and you have to tell him you discovered you were having him when a condom dropped out of your snatch... And that you were too drunk to remember ever getting laid.
11:13, if it truly takes THAT long to get it off, it sounds like those condoms may be too small. my boyfriend has that problem sometimes. but to answer your question, a condom can fall off if it is too big on the guy, or it wasn't put on properly in the first place.
I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say we are ALLl grossed the fuck out.
This happened to me, not for days but like a few hours....it was sooooooooooooooooooo gross but hey shit happens.
2:17, that was a sly way of trying to brag about how tight you are. ;-) nice try, but you're not fooling anyone.
ew, nasty dirty whoreslut
this happened to me once. the guy claimed the condom broke and put another one on. his dick was minuscule. he kept texting me afterward trying to hook up again. ugh. definitely a low point in my life.
STAY CLASSY CHARLESTON! LOL
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yep. way to go lowcountry
This has happened to me, and at first i thought this mightve been a txt i sent my friend, but the date is wrong. Glad to know its happened to so many other girls, because its just like having the nuvoring when it up there you dont feel it.
SC keeping it classy?
Why be happy??? You're probably preggers AND the proud new owner of one or more STDs! You're a nasty bitch!!!
you cant pee out a condom dumbass
It's ok 10:53. I've done that before too.
im a girl..and im fucking disturbed by this.
i mean, yeah, ive had a condom fall off before inside me, but it was noticed asap and recovered..how fucking loose are you to where that Shit got lost for DAYS??
do not spawn children, we have enough idiots in this world.
i've had a condom get all up in my business before, but i figured it out AS SOON AS we finished and got it out IMMEDIATELY and luckily was not prego
...uh oh get a preggo test!
hahahahahahahaha!! im SO glad i know who this is now ;) makes it funnier.
& everyone whose talkin shit, back offfffff. shit happens.
@ 12:21 How the fuck are you not going to notice something in your anus. That makes even less since. Either way this is disgusting.
Will you be grossed out or happy when you find out that you're pregnant?
Why would you be happy? That's gross
i am beyond disturbed right now
dude make sure you're not pregnant.
thats the biggest load i've ever heard, 3:07
i like how this site updates this site once every several hours by putting like 10 posts at once
10:53 take that shit out next time!
There's a chance you don't notice. A condom is much smaller and slimmer that a tampon. I do think it sucks that the guy she slept with didn't mention the fact that he'd lost it inside of her.
I wouldn't be happy. Get a pregnancy test
how do you not notice?? ugh that is just... EW
everyone keeps saying vagina, the person never specifies if it was in the vagina or ass, if it was in the ass, he/she could have just thought they were prairie dogging, and holding it in
How small did he have to be to have the condom fall off and neither one notice it????
how did the guy not notice it when he pulled out, and didnt you have to pee at some point?!
that totally happened to me in high school...
i'm not gunna defend this girl bc i didn't text my friends like this.. and it wasn't a 'few days' later that i found it.. but this did happen to me once. and for the record it's the asshole guys fault. he's either too small for the condom he had on or just an asshole. i mean how was i supposed to know if it fell off.. i don't lay there looking at his dick to make sure the condom is still on. moral of the story- GUYS stopping being douche bags and at least tell the girl the damn condom fell off.
i'm waiting for all the nasty skanks who lurk on TFLN to start whining about womans equality and how its perfectly fine for women to do things like this
blahhhhhhh imagine the smell barfffff
12:33 - i think even THEY will be disgusted by this
I'm with 11:07 -- wtf were you thinking 10:53?? Like it's so hard to take the tampon out first?
this has never happened to me, but i think a lot of people on here are overestimating the ability a girl would have to feel the condom in there. if the guy was an ass and didn't tell her, and she wasn't paying attention, she probably wouldn't feel it. and the fact that it took a few days for her body to push it out has nothing to do with how tight/loose she is like some idiot implied up there.
10:53, maybe i'm crazy for asking but why the hell would you have sex with a tampon in in the first place?
A good warning sign that you are one of many idiots in the world who should NOT be having sex while drunk. Male or female, you are seriously missing some brain cells.
And what kind of guy fucks you and then doesn't notice that the condom is missing after? They don't slip off that easily either, did he have a small penis or was he wearing a magnum when he shouldn't be? Or did he go soft before he pulled out? This doesn't add up.
way to rep the lowcountry.
WAY TO GO, SOUTH CAROLINA.
they don't know whether to be grossed out or happy that the condom came out, because they had no idea it was there. obviously, it could have cause all sorts of problems if it hadn't have fallen out on its own, because they didn't know it was there.
just a tip, but try buying condoms that are the right size. and, maybe not having sex if you're too fucked up to notice the condom had slipped off.
You'd be happy, because you found the condom!!
you can't pee a condom out dumb fuck...get your holes straight, there are only so many
Mr.Mahmud there has a word about it?
how does a condom fall off during sex.. it takes me like 5 mintues to roll mine off after im done it sucks
11:11 diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirtyyyy. you're fucked up girl im so disappointed in you
how the fuck did this get turned around on me? I had a tampon in me for less than an hour, this girl had a condom in her for a few days.
That happened to me once...I felt a little pain during sex but thought he was just big. Two days later I peed out a condom. Turns out that little pain was the condom going inside me. He never told me...jackass..i've hung out with him to see if he'd mention it someday. no dice
i had this happen to me once. it was the next morning that i found it and yeah it was gross, but its not the girl's fault. so many people on here are such assholes.
you should be WORRIED
That has happened to me before. The next day I was hung over alllll day and it wasn't until that evening it fell out when I went to the restroom. You'd be surprised, it's not as noticeable as you'd think. And it really doesn't have anything to do with showering. You can shower all you want, but if it's lost INSIDE of you.... the shower won't change that. And furthermore it's the asshole guy's fault for not saying anything. It's kind of IMPORTANT if you don't want a kid.. or all the other stuff.
10:53 thats just wrong
Must be one of my coastal slutes, keep repin baby
What? This has to be a text from a guy joking around to make it seem like a girl is sending this. Hard to imagine that some women are this fucking nasty.
I've had it happen to me before and unless I knew it was in there I wouldn't have felt it...
I'm guessing he must have been pretty drunk. But maybe he was just an asshole.
I've had this happened a couple times before and it wasnt because he was too small for the condom that's for sure!!
Might be that i'm too tight or the position i was in... Anyways, he noticed it was off and in me and we got it out.
12:32 : Justin long is a god
And if you get pregnant PLEASE ABORT. The world needs less retards not more.
why in the hell would you be happy?
"I don't know whether to be grossed out or happy"? What the HELL? What god damn reason is there to be happy? The condom came off IN YOU thus NEGATING any good it would have done by wearing it.
Fucking dumb hooker.
hey lost condom chic (not 1144 the original post) maybe you should start douching on a regular basis if things get lost up there for DAYS!!!
Lol. Guy must have had a tiny penis.
that's so sick.
i'm changing my area code 'cause of youuu.
How nasty! omg!
I had a tampon in when i had sex once and it got stuck up in me and i could feel it so i had to fish it out, haha. I dont know how you couldnt feel that.
the appropriate reaction
i wonder what else is stuck up there...
fucked up but totally happened to me once
@ 12:59: since ≠ sense.
why cant you pee out a condom
So nasty... how do you not KNOW? The other FUCKING night?
Do you shower?
How the fuck do you not know there's a condom inside of you, you nasty bitch!
will someone explain to me how one would be happy about this shit b cause im pretty sure i just threw up in my mouth at the thought
July 13, 2009 11:53PM << AMEN