Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
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Haha. Not funny. Fake
I know who this is.
oh my god....I just sent TFLN night a stupid and fake text and the dumbshits posted it!
AND 4:445 STFU BEFORE I FUCK YOU IN THE MOUTH BITCH.
dudes dont really talk like this....
Anyone old enough to have a job with a boardroom table shouldn't be having sex with girls or saying "win!" and/or "lose!"
Who is really going to find out? Unless they have cameras or one of the night-cleaning staff spotted you two.
I'd say that's more win-win... now everyone in the office will know you hit that.
WTF WHY IS EVERYTHING RED?TFLN FUCKING FAILLLS.
you guys are so hood
7:43 Who gives a fuck? I visit this site to be entertained. Quit acting like it has some deeper meaning, dickwad.
and theyre really going to know it was your condom wrapper huh? this is fake and youre probably like fourteen (win!)
I can go in my office any time of day, any day of the week...I have keys...a fob...and I've had sex in my office too. My office is near lots of bars so it's convenient to drop things off/pick things up from before/after...so I don't think this would be fake...maybe the leaving the wrapper part though...
Note the clarifier "had sex with this girl." this is obviously a fake post from a bisexual
Well, one win one loss. He'd better win the rubber game.
YEAH. you tell 'em!!!
Ppl who say "dude win/lose/fail/epic". Should be castrated and hung in front of everyone so we can all ejaculate on their douchbag faces
Test? You mean testes?
Prolly not fake. I was the female participant of just such a situation this last saturday night. But I kinda doubt this post was my fucky buddy because (303) is not his area code, and I made sure the wrapper came home with me. High-five for office sex!
this text is so emma and julia.
ya this shit is so fake
Why is everything RED?
i'm assuming more than just you works there. how would they even know it was you? why were you even in an office at midnight? fake.
That's what the janitors are for. No one will ever know ;)
bosses go out of town + conference table downstairs + available hot handcuff guy for boning = WIN.
Who accepts this shit? So fake. TFLN, you disappoint me.
U guys r so ghetto, i shaking in meh bootz
Consent is a turn off.
FUCK YOU 5:46 DONT FUCKING TEST ME I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE MOUTH AND JIZZ IN YOUR THROAT.
THAT GUY IS SERIOUSLY TESTING ME I WILL SHIT IN HIS MOUTH AND PISS IN HIS ASS IF HE DOESNT STOP THIS BULLSHIT.
hey i have an idea if you dont like what they are posting then dont go to the fucking sight? duh
I'm disappointed with the overall accepting process of these. I submit a text about a friend drunkenly stating he'd like to eat out a girl who squirts in hopes he would get bonus powers... It gets ignored. Yet something as unfunny this still gets thrown up there. To each their own, I guess...
Don't believe this one at all
1. Was she hot?
2. R u an idiot?!?!
you tell stories like a 9 year old
No one ever "realizes" they left the condom wrapper anywhere until you actually see it
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at least a condom was used or you could have a baby momma running around the office like Jenna Elfmans character from the tv show Accidently on Purpose
Girls have vaginas? Since when?
If he can get into the board room at midnight, why can't he get back in to take care of the "lost" condom wrapper? I agree, fake.
5:56 IM NOT HOOD BITCH IM A G ASS CRACKER FROM CANCUN REPRESENT NIGGAH!
Concur with 3:49 and 3:52.
I doubt this is fake because I've done this same thing and I work Sundays nights and I'm the janitor!
i don't use condoms. avoids this problem altogether
FUCK YOU 5:24 YOU NEED TO GET YOUR ASS JIZZED IN.
Actually know a guy who got fired for leaving the condom wrapper on the floor ... damn surveillance cameras.
KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME
And why would you be at work on a Saturday night...?
Not funny. Telling by the tone of your text, you can easily acknowledge that it's dead fake.