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  • Haha. Not funny. Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:02pm
  • oh my god....I just sent TFLN night a stupid and fake text and the dumbshits posted it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:43pm
  • AND 4:445 STFU BEFORE I FUCK YOU IN THE MOUTH BITCH.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Anyone old enough to have a job with a boardroom table shouldn't be having sex with girls or saying "win!" and/or "lose!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:08pm
  • dudes dont really talk like this....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:51pm
  • Who is really going to find out? Unless they have cameras or one of the night-cleaning staff spotted you two.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:11pm
  • I know who this is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:49pm
  • I'd say that's more win-win... now everyone in the office will know you hit that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:08pm
  • you guys are so hood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:59pm
  • Note the clarifier "had sex with this girl." this is obviously a fake post from a bisexual

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:56pm
  • 7:43 Who gives a fuck? I visit this site to be entertained. Quit acting like it has some deeper meaning, dickwad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:25pm
  • Well, one win one loss. He'd better win the rubber game.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:26am
  • and theyre really going to know it was your condom wrapper huh? this is fake and youre probably like fourteen (win!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:17pm
  • Ppl who say "dude win/lose/fail/epic". Should be castrated and hung in front of everyone so we can all ejaculate on their douchbag faces

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:10pm
  • ya this shit is so fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:33pm
  • I can go in my office any time of day, any day of the week...I have keys...a fob...and I've had sex in my office too. My office is near lots of bars so it's convenient to drop things off/pick things up from before/after...so I don't think this would be fake...maybe the leaving the wrapper part though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:41pm
  • WTF WHY IS EVERYTHING RED?TFLN FUCKING FAILLLS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Test? You mean testes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:46pm
  • YEAH. you tell 'em!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Prolly not fake. I was the female participant of just such a situation this last saturday night. But I kinda doubt this post was my fucky buddy because (303) is not his area code, and I made sure the wrapper came home with me. High-five for office sex!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:58am
  • i'm assuming more than just you works there. how would they even know it was you? why were you even in an office at midnight? fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:37pm
  • Why is everything RED?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:16pm
  • That's what the janitors are for. No one will ever know ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:03pm
  • bosses go out of town + conference table downstairs + available hot handcuff guy for boning = WIN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:01pm
  • U guys r so ghetto, i shaking in meh bootz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:12pm
  • this text is so emma and julia.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:59pm
  • Who accepts this shit? So fake. TFLN, you disappoint me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:20pm
  • Consent is a turn off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:16pm
  • FUCK YOU 5:46 DONT FUCKING TEST ME I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE MOUTH AND JIZZ IN YOUR THROAT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:50pm
  • THAT GUY IS SERIOUSLY TESTING ME I WILL SHIT IN HIS MOUTH AND PISS IN HIS ASS IF HE DOESNT STOP THIS BULLSHIT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:23pm
  • hey i have an idea if you dont like what they are posting then dont go to the fucking sight? duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:46pm
  • 1. Was she hot? 2. R u an idiot?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:01am
  • I'm disappointed with the overall accepting process of these. I submit a text about a friend drunkenly stating he'd like to eat out a girl who squirts in hopes he would get bonus powers... It gets ignored. Yet something as unfunny this still gets thrown up there. To each their own, I guess...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:49pm
  • Don't believe this one at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:45pm
  • Girls have vaginas? Since when?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:45pm
  • you tell stories like a 9 year old

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:08pm
  • Anyone loney in the bay area? Then call: 1 800 uareloney. Today! U get the first 5 minutes for Only 99cents!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:02pm
  • at least a condom was used or you could have a baby momma running around the office like Jenna Elfmans character from the tv show Accidently on Purpose

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:18pm
  • No one ever "realizes" they left the condom wrapper anywhere until you actually see it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Concur with 3:49 and 3:52.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:57pm
  • I doubt this is fake because I've done this same thing and I work Sundays nights and I'm the janitor!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:57pm
  • 5:56 IM NOT HOOD BITCH IM A G ASS CRACKER FROM CANCUN REPRESENT NIGGAH!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:06pm
  • KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:17pm
  • i don't use condoms. avoids this problem altogether

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:04pm
  • If he can get into the board room at midnight, why can't he get back in to take care of the "lost" condom wrapper? I agree, fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:29pm
  • FUCK YOU 5:24 YOU NEED TO GET YOUR ASS JIZZED IN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:47pm
  • Actually know a guy who got fired for leaving the condom wrapper on the floor ... damn surveillance cameras.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:04am
  • And why would you be at work on a Saturday night...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:59pm
  • Not funny. Telling by the tone of your text, you can easily acknowledge that it's dead fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:23pm