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  • 97 66
    Submitted by astonmartin on Nov 23, 10 at 1:11pm

    Yep, going to steal that.

  • 93 65
    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 23, 10 at 11:02pm

    Never let scissors get too close to your rocks.

    • 46 61
      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 24, 10 at 7:40pm

      My only response is to stare in wonder at your words of twisted wisdom.

  • 95 75
    Submitted by Greatskie on Nov 23, 10 at 1:04pm

    Make 'em work for it.

  • 95 77
    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Nov 23, 10 at 2:39pm

    Two out of three, right? And the loser had to give u the lap dance, it sounds like.

  • 85 62
    Submitted by nshaver on Nov 23, 10 at 1:05pm

    Good shit

  • 76 73
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 23, 10 at 1:03pm

    Well done.

  • 70 62
    Submitted by IzayaOrihara on Nov 24, 10 at 11:26am

    Trololol.

  • Submitted by greasynig on Nov 23, 10 at 7:58pm

    Greasy filthy nlgger apes

  • 66 70
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 23, 10 at 11:24pm

    So did the winner or loser of RPS give you the lap dance? Most of all who paid?

  • 61 62
    Submitted by BlackMamba24 on Nov 28, 10 at 11:30pm

    You win

  • 60 60
    Submitted by whitefirewolf09 on Nov 27, 10 at 2:48am

    WIN!

  • 62 64
    Submitted by SemperFi2011 on Nov 24, 10 at 2:10pm

    Wow whiskeygirl is just a cunt. Just because you go to a strip club doesn't mean you don't have a girlfriend or wife and you're unattractive. Maybe it means you just like to go to bars with friends and you also like to see tits and poon at the same time.

  • 67 74
    Submitted by maskedman on Nov 23, 10 at 2:17pm

    I'm going to steal this too. Just like those strippers stole my heart last weekend. They were like Julia Roberts in 9-inch glass heels.

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Doppler on Nov 23, 10 at 11:43pm

    Your life is bro.

  • 54 58
    Submitted by americangirl20 on Nov 23, 10 at 11:11pm

    i.love.wisco.

  • Submitted by whiskeygirl42 on Nov 23, 10 at 7:32pm

    I know this is the only way u can get some but it doesn't mean you can pretend you're actually desirable. Wait! Maybe that's why you'll have to go home, alone, and masturbate once their shifts are over... Revelation...

    • 47 67
      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 24, 10 at 7:46pm

      Just so you know...not everyone who goes to see strippers is an unattractive lowlife who does nothing but whack it in the darkest corner of their seedy little apartment. Personally, I have gone to a "gentleman's club" (yes I do agree that the name is not indicative of the establishment) and had some pretty interesting conversations with a few of the dancers. Also, I don't go home and masturbate once their shifts are over. I go home and whack it whenever I damn well feel like it.

      • 42 76
        Submitted by said8ED on Nov 24, 10 at 11:42pm

        That's right. We don't need a reason or an excuse to rub one out. Hell, we hardly need a place.

        • 74 62
          Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 25, 10 at 2:24am

          I prefer at least a door but depending on the circumstances even that's optional.

  • 62 77
    Submitted by flyaway08 on Nov 23, 10 at 2:19pm

    how could this be a bad night?

  • 53 69
    Submitted by kyzaa1984 on Nov 24, 10 at 2:22am

    Sounds like someone I know lol la Mesa at it's best

  • 52 72
    Submitted by momojorisin on Nov 24, 10 at 10:21am

    Sweet