I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
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Yep, going to steal that.
Never let scissors get too close to your rocks.
My only response is to stare in wonder at your words of twisted wisdom.
Make 'em work for it.
Two out of three, right? And the loser had to give u the lap dance, it sounds like.
Sounds like someone I know lol la Mesa at it's best
Greasy filthy nlgger apes
So did the winner or loser of RPS give you the lap dance? Most of all who paid?
Wow whiskeygirl is just a cunt. Just because you go to a strip club doesn't mean you don't have a girlfriend or wife and you're unattractive. Maybe it means you just like to go to bars with friends and you also like to see tits and poon at the same time.
I'm going to steal this too. Just like those strippers stole my heart last weekend. They were like Julia Roberts in 9-inch glass heels.
I know this is the only way u can get some but it doesn't mean you can pretend you're actually desirable. Wait! Maybe that's why you'll have to go home, alone, and masturbate once their shifts are over... Revelation...
Just so you know...not everyone who goes to see strippers is an unattractive lowlife who does nothing but whack it in the darkest corner of their seedy little apartment. Personally, I have gone to a "gentleman's club" (yes I do agree that the name is not indicative of the establishment) and had some pretty interesting conversations with a few of the dancers. Also, I don't go home and masturbate once their shifts are over. I go home and whack it whenever I damn well feel like it.
That's right. We don't need a reason or an excuse to rub one out. Hell, we hardly need a place.
I prefer at least a door but depending on the circumstances even that's optional.
Your life is bro.
how could this be a bad night?