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  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:41pm

    Lol that would be fun

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:57am

    If this isn't fake, bad night. Bad, bad night. People should be arrested for tying up 911 lines. But 1:38 & 2:35 explained why this one's probably fake.

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:35pm

    you would def be in jail if you did this. so it's fake unless they were explaining why they woke up in jail.

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 8:43pm

    12:40 yeAHHH public enemy!

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 4:02pm

    I'm sorry this made me laugh, stop bitching!

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:27am

    That my friend is EPIC. Kickass song too

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:36pm

    They can still track your location even if you call on a cell phone. I don't know why everybody's so upset about this...it's meant to be funny.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 11:32pm

    Or it could be a sarcastic description of someone elses description of him/her as in apparently, "I dialed 911 every time Sean Kingston told me to" in which case it is gross overstatement/exaggeration but also not real fact...

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:21pm

    who is sean kingston?

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 4:53am

    I repeat 3:21's question Who the fuck is Sean Kingston...?

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:50pm

    Hahaha this is sooo wrong, but also really funny

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 5:22pm

    this text actually made me laugh, finally!

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:11pm

    i like it this text soo fuck you alll . it made me laugh.

  • 66 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:05am

    3:21 and 4:53 - Sean Kingston is a really bad singer who sings Fire Burnin' (Everybody call 911), and he sang Beautiful Girls as well. Although, I shouldn't have to tell you this since you can access TFLN, you should be able to access Google/Wikipedia ... lazy.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:45pm

    Funnnyyyyy. So u called 911 like 5 maybe 6 times?

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:37pm

    Just have history with fire burning always leads to 911 emergencies of the <3

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 5:15pm

    bahahhahahaha that's great

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 3:38pm

    why is everyone taking this shit so seriously? its just a funny site. duh! i think its funny:)

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:42am

    YOOO I live in the 941 too, lol. I frickin love that song! :D

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:30am

    seriously fake or not, SO hilarious.

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:51am

    1:38 and 3:26, If they called from a cell phone they can't trace it and get the address to the house. The dispatcher usually just hangs up when they realize its not real and theres too many people working for the lines to get tied up. This was cute :) I enjoyed it.

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:17pm

    i really hate that song....i hate HIM actually, but this text was really funny

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:37am

    if this is real, i'm in love with the texter here. guy or girl, fuck it.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:38pm

    Pretty sure if you did that you'd be in jail, you fucking idiot

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:48pm

    You're an idiot and he's a douche.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:51pm

    haha!!! people need to stop being mad that their text didn't make it.

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:26pm

    wow, OP, hope you had fun with that hefty fine.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:26pm

    not funny. fuck teenagers and their shit top 40s music.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by pmplly on Mar 31, 10 at 10:14am

    Hahahahahahaha

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 4:38pm

    Other than the fact that it sucks, this is another reason that song should be banned. It confuses the drunks and ties up the phone lines.

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 4:33pm

    3:21 seriously?? this text isss pretty dumb, but i have to admit, i did laugh haha

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 11:10pm

    This is soooooooooo funny, relax guys. It's clever even if it is fake

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 5:51pm

    terrible song..hilarious text =)

  • 34 56
    Submitted by nosidamp on Jan 2, 11 at 11:24pm

    Bahaha this made me laugh

  • 42 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:12pm

    I. Bet the fire is still burning.

  • 41 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 11:46pm

    I called 911 a long time ago. See how late they reacting?