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  • They can still track your location even if you call on a cell phone. I don't know why everybody's so upset about this...it's meant to be funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:36pm
  • Lol that would be fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:41pm
  • I'm sorry this made me laugh, stop bitching!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 4:02pm
  • That my friend is EPIC. Kickass song too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:27am
  • why is everyone taking this shit so seriously? its just a funny site. duh! i think its funny:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 3:38pm
  • 12:40 yeAHHH public enemy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 8:43pm
  • Bahaha this made me laugh

    Submitted by nosidamp on Jan 2, 11 at 11:24pm
  • you would def be in jail if you did this. so it's fake unless they were explaining why they woke up in jail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:35pm
  • If this isn't fake, bad night. Bad, bad night. People should be arrested for tying up 911 lines. But 1:38 & 2:35 explained why this one's probably fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:57am
  • I repeat 3:21's question Who the fuck is Sean Kingston...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 4:53am
  • Or it could be a sarcastic description of someone elses description of him/her as in apparently, "I dialed 911 every time Sean Kingston told me to" in which case it is gross overstatement/exaggeration but also not real fact...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 11:32pm
  • Hahahahahahaha

    Submitted by pmplly on Mar 31, 10 at 10:14am
  • Hahaha this is sooo wrong, but also really funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:50pm
  • i like it this text soo fuck you alll . it made me laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:11pm
  • 3:21 and 4:53 - Sean Kingston is a really bad singer who sings Fire Burnin' (Everybody call 911), and he sang Beautiful Girls as well. Although, I shouldn't have to tell you this since you can access TFLN, you should be able to access Google/Wikipedia ... lazy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:05am
  • this text actually made me laugh, finally!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 5:22pm
  • i really hate that song....i hate HIM actually, but this text was really funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:17pm
  • bahahhahahaha that's great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 5:15pm
  • who is sean kingston?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:21pm
  • seriously fake or not, SO hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:30am
  • Other than the fact that it sucks, this is another reason that song should be banned. It confuses the drunks and ties up the phone lines.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 4:38pm
  • if this is real, i'm in love with the texter here. guy or girl, fuck it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:37am
  • Funnnyyyyy. So u called 911 like 5 maybe 6 times?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:45pm
  • wow, OP, hope you had fun with that hefty fine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Just have history with fire burning always leads to 911 emergencies of the <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:37pm
  • Pretty sure if you did that you'd be in jail, you fucking idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:38pm
  • This is soooooooooo funny, relax guys. It's clever even if it is fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 11:10pm
  • haha!!! people need to stop being mad that their text didn't make it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:51pm
  • terrible song..hilarious text =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 5:51pm
  • 1:38 and 3:26, If they called from a cell phone they can't trace it and get the address to the house. The dispatcher usually just hangs up when they realize its not real and theres too many people working for the lines to get tied up. This was cute :) I enjoyed it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:51am
  • YOOO I live in the 941 too, lol. I frickin love that song! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:42am
  • 3:21 seriously?? this text isss pretty dumb, but i have to admit, i did laugh haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 4:33pm
  • not funny. fuck teenagers and their shit top 40s music.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:26pm
  • You're an idiot and he's a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:48pm
  • I. Bet the fire is still burning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:12pm
  • I called 911 a long time ago. See how late they reacting?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 11:46pm