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  • It would only be "homeless" if the him and tonic was mixed in the manderin oranges can for lack of a mug.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:45pm
  • I used to live in 717! I'm having a G&T with oranges after work! Woo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:06pm
  • How about classy bums, you know, the ones with the tarp covering their box

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:29pm
  • id say classy way to improvise...gin and tonic delish

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:37pm
  • Classy homeless. Build cardboard houses over heating vents, afford gin AND fruit. -crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:09pm
  • get over it 11:56, no one wants to hear your bitching

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:58am
  • "and if they give you any lip then you beat em with a sack of madarin oranges. Doesn't leave a bruise and shows em who's boss."

    Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Jun 28, 10 at 4:41pm
  • Hobo-Chic! Like totes...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:54am
  • Dear 11:56am, it college. We drink coffee almost as much as alcohol. They're easier to clean too, so get over it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:19pm
  • Genius!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:14pm
  • Or twat-sticker bums. I've seen those, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:33pm
  • Mmm, mandarin oranges

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:28am
  • Actually the OP said Madarin oragnes, those sound good!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:30am
  • Literally freaked when i read this. I LIVE off canned mandarin oranges they're the shit

    Submitted by bigbrown on Jun 28, 10 at 4:08am
  • @ 11:55 Thanks Jay-Z

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:22pm
  • I don't think bums could afford to buy canned oranges. Booze yes. Fruit no.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:16pm
  • That's not homeless, that's just 717. Take it from someone that lives there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:12pm