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  • 41 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:45pm
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    It would only be "homeless" if the him and tonic was mixed in the manderin oranges can for lack of a mug.

  • 45 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:09pm
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    Classy homeless. Build cardboard houses over heating vents, afford gin AND fruit. -crispy

  • 40 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:06pm
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    I used to live in 717! I'm having a G&T with oranges after work! Woo.

  • 37 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:14pm
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    Genius!

  • 39 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:58am
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    get over it 11:56, no one wants to hear your bitching

  • 31 23
    Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Jun 28, 10 at 4:41pm
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    "and if they give you any lip then you beat em with a sack of madarin oranges. Doesn't leave a bruise and shows em who's boss."

  • 36 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:37pm
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    id say classy way to improvise...gin and tonic delish

  • 35 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:19pm
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    Dear 11:56am, it college. We drink coffee almost as much as alcohol. They're easier to clean too, so get over it!

  • 35 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:54am
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    Hobo-Chic! Like totes...

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:12pm
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    That's not homeless, that's just 717. Take it from someone that lives there

  • 33 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:30am
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    Actually the OP said Madarin oragnes, those sound good!!!

  • 33 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:29pm
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    How about classy bums, you know, the ones with the tarp covering their box

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:33pm
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    Or twat-sticker bums. I've seen those, too.

  • 31 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:16pm
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    I don't think bums could afford to buy canned oranges. Booze yes. Fruit no.

  • 31 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:22pm
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    @ 11:55 Thanks Jay-Z

  • 30 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:28am
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    Mmm, mandarin oranges

  • 24 41
    Submitted by bigbrown on Jun 28, 10 at 4:08am
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    Literally freaked when i read this. I LIVE off canned mandarin oranges they're the shit

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