Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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Beat it like an Iraqi prisoner.....it will still be there for ya!
They say to call if it's been longer than four hours.
Well then have a little discretion and quit sticking it in so many questionable places. Problem solved.
Leprous penis syndrome run in your family?
What a slut. You probably deserve it.
Probably the best thing; it will dramatically improve the human genome if you are not allowed to breed