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  • 4:18 is just bitter b/c he caught his girlfriend getting fucked in the ass by a black guy when she wouldn't even go down on him! Don't hate, you fucking LOSER! as for the OP, what a horrible scene to walk into. I'd be scarred for life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:16pm
  • For a second, I misread this as "jacking off on the family pet." ..... Now I'm not sure which is worse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:00pm
  • I think 4:18 is frightened by cocks superior to his little wang-dangler.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:20pm
  • not funny its a sign that the boy was sexually abused

    Submitted by Miss_Nibbles on Mar 23, 10 at 7:40pm
  • I had a GF in High School that put hotdogs and cheetos in her vag and let her dog eat them out. She wasn't shy about it either. These are the types of things that happen in small towns in Iowa.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:24pm
  • get the kid a subscription to Dog Fancy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:31pm
  • Pets need love, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:04am
  • its not beastiality its interspecies erotica

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:16pm
  • Red rocket red rocket hahahah such a funny episode

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:52pm
  • The little wanker...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:23pm
  • this is an FML moment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:30pm
  • That kid will be on a future episode of to catch a predator:animal planet wdition

    Submitted by skorzeny on Aug 2, 10 at 2:28am
  • @7:20PM Isn't calling something nasty an encouragement these days?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:56pm
  • beastiality is where its at.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:11pm
  • I bet he's from Everett.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:14pm
  • ...Looks like he's milkin' it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:26pm
  • he was milking it you idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:10pm
  • Wow.

    Submitted by Vayne on Apr 15, 10 at 5:38pm
  • hope the family pet is a cow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:20pm
  • That boy needs counseling. STAT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:48pm
  • The vet told me I had to do that to my dog

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:01am
  • 4:18 - would you rather watch your girlfriend with a black guy because I gurantee its happening. We all know shes not getting satisfied.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Red rocket! Red rocket!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:13am
  • lmfao, that's hilarious. XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:12pm
  • 7:14 don't rag on Everett!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:00pm
  • RED ROCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:19pm
  • im from boston...this didnt surprise me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Just tell him it's totally natural, and that you're sorry for snitching on him. Dogs teach boys the best things: loyalty, devotion, where to hide the evidence of masturbation...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:09pm
  • "Red rocket! Red rocket! I'm just milking the dog Mom!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:17pm
  • NO!! why BOSTON? jesus, this sounds like something that should have happened in Kentucky or Mississippi...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:22am
  • @4:16...beastiality still sounds cooler. erotica sounds like a type of flower.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:21pm
  • does it have nipples, focker?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:17am
  • i'm from boston...this is fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:38am
  • Yay! I can have a Boston Terrier between my Boston Buns

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:34pm
  • " I had a GF in High School that put hotdogs and cheetos in her vag and let her dog eat them out. She wasn't shy about it either. These are the types of things that happen in small towns in Iowa. June 25, 2009 6:24PM" I feel like I understand Slipknot's inspiration, now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:28pm
  • gona go ahead and blame that on south park haha

    Submitted by 2animal0 on May 5, 10 at 9:57pm
  • The world looks down on a man marrying a Llama, but true love knows no bounds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:06am
  • I call bullshit. Who would say "the family pet"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:52am
  • LMAO well that just may b a problem how old is he

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:07pm
  • Used to live in Boston, and I have also caught my younger brother doing this. Except he was shoving a q-tip in my cat. A cat in heat, no less. They've been best friends ever since.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:08pm
  • Bestiality? Jolly good!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:36am
  • For a second, I misread this as "jacking off under the family pet." ..... Now I'm not sure which is better. Would doing both be a Sixty K-niner?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:03pm
  • join in make it a threesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:00am
  • racist fucks need to get the hell of this site i'm sorry i hope your bro grows out of his bestiality phase...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:10pm
  • I thought it said jacking off to the family pet. That may have been a better alternative

    Submitted by Kaiser on Feb 18, 11 at 11:20pm
  • Nigs are animals, Like inferior monkeys 14/88

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:28am
  • I agree its bullshit who says familly pet? anyways if it was true good on him. animals dont get enough lovins these days

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:41pm
  • That is SO not OK. Sounds like little brother needs some heavy duty therapy. Like, ASAP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:10pm
  • i'd rather watch a chick with an animal than a chick with a black guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:18pm
  • I sucked a dogs dick when I was a kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:13pm
  • who is fucking racism???? I think there is a law about that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:18pm
  • That's .. Wrong :(

    Submitted by h3li0 on Feb 3, 11 at 4:12am
  • If the pet was a hedgehog..... that's awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:10pm
  • Awesome I love doing that

    Submitted by hhhhhhhhhh on Jun 16, 11 at 2:45am
  • Obviously fake but hilarious

    Submitted by mcgar10 on Aug 13, 10 at 7:21pm
  • ANIMAL ABUSE! What a sick little FUCK! He deserves to be punched in the teeth!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:57am
  • poor kid. stories last forever lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:06am
  • at least he wasn't using it as chapstick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:15pm
  • the pink pepper...hahaha sick effer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Ahhh i'd have to say this is fake....and not funny, just gross?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Me too :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 4:29am
  • LMAO well that just may b a solution how old is he in dog years?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:11pm
  • In soveit russia pet jacks off u!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 10 at 6:19pm
  • Kid has major issues! Loser!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 2:05am
  • It's not beastiality, it's bestiality. @4:20, there a lots of animals with cocks far bigger than any black dudes, and lots of images and videos of girls gobbling or getting banged by said massive animal cocks, so I don't think that was 4:18's problem. I think he just doesn't like seeing black cocks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:20pm
  • that cannot be healthy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:12am
  • 4:18 is there a difference?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:33pm
  • Oh boston you never cease to amaze me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:11pm
  • Wow... ok , 4:18 you are a racist loser and as for this text , if I saw my bro doing that , I wouldn't tell ANYONE accept maybe call the mental hospital to have him checked in.This one is soooo fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:21pm
  • 4:12 I'm from the area

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:16pm
  • Wow looks like 11:46 knows his dicks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:08am
  • wow the average size is about the same for black and white dicks, everyone knows that sicilians have the biggest dicks and for the record, the smallest dick in the world belongs to a black guy and the biggest belongs to a white guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:46am
  • 4:16 ftw kevin smith = god

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:22pm
  • Hey everybody, google "mr hands!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:21pm
  • "Red Rocket, Red Rocket!!!" -South Park

    Submitted by 703_Repin on Mar 19, 10 at 10:25pm
  • RED ROCKET

    Submitted by poop12 on Jul 22, 10 at 5:38pm
  • get the kid a playboy for pete's sake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:26pm
  • 4:16 is probably a mean girl :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:26pm
  • 617 isn't Braintree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 7:29am
  • Damn south park

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 3:04pm
  • O wow, this is quite unique O.O

    Submitted by itsapancake501 on Feb 5, 10 at 4:39pm
  • Beastility rules!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:26am