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  • If she can wash, fuck, cook, give good blow jobs, and clean house, marry her!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:56am
  • Real or fake? Who really gives a fuck?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:21pm
  • this was no specific girl, jeez. he was saying in general when a girl leaves wearing a guys shirt or something, she washes it before giving it back. you twelve year old dorks are so eager to try and be macho jerks. good luck finding ANY girl, let alone one that will let you treat them like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:53pm
  • Third will never be best. That's impossible. However, getting random girls to do your laundry is the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:42am
  • dump that bitch!! She's trying to be nice to you to get something: money, sperm, place to live. Pump her and dump her, bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:51am
  • If you can't spell it, it probably didn't happen. I bet your mom washed it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:36am
  • she's just another whore -- trading sex for doing the laundry. Nothing special about that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:06am
  • people who don't live with their parents or in the dorms go to the laundromat. ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:31am
  • soooo you give them dirty clothes??? that is classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:36pm
  • oh and if she likes it in the ass now and then, definately marry her!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:01am
  • Third bitches! I'm the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:28am
  • Anal sex=marriage. If she gives you her ring then should give her a ring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:39pm
  • why even consider marrying the bitch? She does housework and puts out. Why ruin it with marriage?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:05am
  • This is so incredibly true but only sometimes when I gave a guy his things back he thought they wete washed not knowing I spit in them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:25pm
  • Remember women work and do all kind of nice things but once they think they have u hooked a baby marriage watever they turn into a new person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:55pm
  • This Shit Has So Happened To Me one time one of my ex's wouldent return my favorite shirt because she said it smelled like me fucken weird bitch was crazy if she can fuck suck clean

    Submitted by R3X on Jun 26, 10 at 7:43am
  • Good one. Dorks. Reall original.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:06pm
  • Who goes to a laundromat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:23pm