Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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what is the "right thing"? the smart thing is abortion or plan B. Don't have a baby just because you're pregnant - worst reason in the world
Hello evergreen park IL
The city located by oak lawn which is located by Chicago damn idiots
Umm the guy probably said keep in touch because he wants to know if she gets her period or not. Otherwise he'd be wondering all the time if he has a kid. Not like he's tryin to marry the girl.
He's not going to keep in touch
Should have fixed her a ham and plan B omlette
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! sorry I shouldn't laugh about that kind of thing, but god damn that's some funny shit right there!
who cares if its true and posted..everythings anonymous
Not every guy is a Jack ass that would bail. I wouldn't.
8:12 -- you are a fucking dick
3:35 try again idiot.
Laughed my ass off bc this so happened to me and I have a beautiful baby bc of it. And guy keptvin touch just long enough to sign over rights
What? That can't be right!
Best. Most real text of all time. You both win; and so does your unborn illegitamte child. I should mail it a trophy in about 8 and 1/2 months so it gets there on time
Well, that should teach you to not be such a whore next time. Never assume she's on the pill. Always wear a condom.
Haha Edmonton figures I think this was the same text I had
Uh oh shoulda done anal!
HEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE YEAHHH THATS HOW I HANDLE THIS KINDA SHIT.
LMAAAAOOO! <3 best response ever.
Who the fuck is anal
hopefully thats why she is asking so she can hit up the pharmacy..cause yaaa within 3 days is best to take it!!!
You can't knock her up if you stick it up her pooper
Way to be a slut, now she wants to have your baby.
And that's how babies r made.
my thought at first but doubt a guy would say keep in touch..would prolly block her number !!
Plan B is all good, but maybe they are also talking about STD's?
ahhh i've been in this situation. PLAN B THAT SHITTTT!! it'll work out fine it's just scary then get you're ass on the pill so it doesn't happen again!
This is funny,
only beecause of how ironic it is,
like, i find it funny just because ive been in the same situation before.
so which one doesnt remember? guy or girl
4:06, just ta set the record straight, some of us would def say that.
this kind of seems fake... if this happened to me i wouldnt put it on the site, and i dont think the person on the other end would either...
I think those were two lumber Jack men
If ya see this thing spitting in your eye it's lights out.
but if it is true, then that is pretty messed up, but you should be more responsible.
bahahahahah This sounds like a Devon Dutkiewicz move.....
SUCKS. and i doubt the guy would say to keep in touch
Could be one of those guys that wants to do the right thing and help take care if it...
Wow that is fucked up
Person below me yea we get it were not fucking idiots p.s I love this text
Plan B exists for a reason.
It analyzes every detail of the road. The moment you need it, yellowbook it.
Just go anal... Then u don't have to worry.
uhm. something isnt clicking.
If the girls on top you can't get her pregnant, it's GRAVITY hahahahahahahah ppl actually believe that stuff though. plan B it or abort it
im guessing the girl, since a guy probably wouldnt care.
2:58 - there is a 33% chance of getting pregnant through anal sex