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  • what is the "right thing"? the smart thing is abortion or plan B. Don't have a baby just because you're pregnant - worst reason in the world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 8:12am
  • Hello evergreen park IL The city located by oak lawn which is located by Chicago damn idiots

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:32pm
  • Umm the guy probably said keep in touch because he wants to know if she gets her period or not. Otherwise he'd be wondering all the time if he has a kid. Not like he's tryin to marry the girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 5:05pm
  • He's not going to keep in touch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:56pm
  • Not every guy is a Jack ass that would bail. I wouldn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:50pm
  • Should have fixed her a ham and plan B omlette

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:18pm
    • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! sorry I shouldn't laugh about that kind of thing, but god damn that's some funny shit right there!

      Submitted by goodscoobies on Jul 6, 10 at 7:34pm
  • who cares if its true and posted..everythings anonymous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:31pm
  • 3:35 try again idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:03pm
  • 8:12 -- you are a fucking dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:01pm
  • Laughed my ass off bc this so happened to me and I have a beautiful baby bc of it. And guy keptvin touch just long enough to sign over rights

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:07am
  • Well, that should teach you to not be such a whore next time. Never assume she's on the pill. Always wear a condom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:53am
  • What? That can't be right!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:45am
  • Best. Most real text of all time. You both win; and so does your unborn illegitamte child. I should mail it a trophy in about 8 and 1/2 months so it gets there on time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:25pm
  • Haha Edmonton figures I think this was the same text I had

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:41pm
  • LMAAAAOOO! <3 best response ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:25pm
  • Uh oh shoulda done anal!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:56pm
  • You can't knock her up if you stick it up her pooper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:58pm
  • HEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE YEAHHH THATS HOW I HANDLE THIS KINDA SHIT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Way to be a slut, now she wants to have your baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:42am
  • hopefully thats why she is asking so she can hit up the pharmacy..cause yaaa within 3 days is best to take it!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:38pm
  • Who the fuck is anal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:59pm
  • ... shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 10 at 2:44am
  • my thought at first but doubt a guy would say keep in touch..would prolly block her number !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:11pm
  • And that's how babies r made.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:45am
  • ahhh i've been in this situation. PLAN B THAT SHITTTT!! it'll work out fine it's just scary then get you're ass on the pill so it doesn't happen again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:19am
  • Plan B is all good, but maybe they are also talking about STD's?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:16am
  • This is funny, only beecause of how ironic it is, like, i find it funny just because ive been in the same situation before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:19pm
  • so which one doesnt remember? guy or girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:05pm
  • If ya see this thing spitting in your eye it's lights out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:16pm
  • this kind of seems fake... if this happened to me i wouldnt put it on the site, and i dont think the person on the other end would either...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:02pm
  • I think those were two lumber Jack men

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 6:50am
  • 4:06, just ta set the record straight, some of us would def say that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:59pm
  • bahahahahah This sounds like a Devon Dutkiewicz move..... Classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Could be one of those guys that wants to do the right thing and help take care if it... Doughtful though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:40pm
  • but if it is true, then that is pretty messed up, but you should be more responsible. -3.02

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:03pm
  • SUCKS. and i doubt the guy would say to keep in touch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Wow that is fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Plan B exists for a reason.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:22pm
  • Person below me yea we get it were not fucking idiots p.s I love this text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:13pm
  • It analyzes every detail of the road. The moment you need it, yellowbook it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:32pm
  • Just go anal... Then u don't have to worry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 6:57am
  • uhm. something isnt clicking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:01pm
  • im guessing the girl, since a guy probably wouldnt care.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:06pm
  • If the girls on top you can't get her pregnant, it's GRAVITY hahahahahahahah ppl actually believe that stuff though. plan B it or abort it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 5:29am
  • 2:58 - there is a 33% chance of getting pregnant through anal sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:35pm