The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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That's crazy, I just found a site where there's this douchebag named alen spamming his ass off everywhere. It's really easy to find. Just check after each text! \n\n\nGo drink some clorox alen.
Must be amazing!!! these alen00 people are really fuckin anoying!!! They need to get a life lose it and burn in hell
SPAM! go away
That's crazy, Alen001. I just found this other hilarious site for spammers only. Instead of texts from last night it has "Spam Jokes from All the World." They are super funny to other spammers. Just google "lemonparty" and it'll be the first answer.
Kind of like a girl version of the Donnie Darko quote, "What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"
Spam spam go away come again another day!
Allen needs to make a "first" post for the off chance he gets first again...
Why, are you too poor to buy another and too unattractive for the real thing? That's very sad, you have my sympathies.
Why the need to insult this girl? Insecure because you're one of the guys who can't come close to measuring up to a vibrator? Newsflash, even when girls are getting some, the vibrator is often more effective. If you don't like that, learn how to please a woman.
No one wants your aids infested vibrator
No one is going to check out your website!