:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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Maybe cuz her breath smelled like old butthole. He cuz his upper lip smelled like old butthole and as he started to make out he smelled it and POW!! puke-fest '09
8=========> ~~~~ O: ... That's the emoticon for "I came in her mouth"
: O - > _
Emoticon for me throwing up on the floor at the thought of someone else vomit in my mouth.
Kinky. This gave me a boner.
What would the emoticon be for something akin to "two girls one cup"?
1 guy, 1 girl, 1 finger. I just had to ok?
:P(|) That's emoticon for "I just ate your pussy and sucked your clit."
& = emoticon for a delcious tasting pretzel.
Haha dick up the poop shoot
hahahahaha 2:12, pooping back and forth!!!!
This is fucking gross...why would even admit this had ever happened to you?
Why would the dude make out with u if u make him sick?
back and forth
2:54; Hahahaha I know. I'm a straight girl and I wrote that.
971...haha that is back home in oregon...i got this feeling i have a good chance of knowing whoever it was....and i'm dying laughing if i know the girl that would be thrown up on...o i'm so proud of the NW as it digenerates
This text makes ME want to throw up in my mouth a little:[
8===D (_0_). You can go ahead and guess
this happened to this one guy I know but the girl didn't care soo gross
That's fucking raunchy as hell.
Reminds me of observe and report
I was 5 seconds away from doing this the other night, settled for all over the side of the bed.
GET AHOLD OF YOURSELVES YOU BUNCH OF DRUNKS. the usa is going in the shitter. sure sign.
Ooh wow I'm sorry! That almost happened to me one time
wow, the signals were REALLY crossed....last thing I wanna do is have a tongue in my mouth when i'm nautious...
no more good texts lately...makes me sad.