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  • 91 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:35pm

    8=========> ~~~~ O: ... That's the emoticon for "I came in her mouth"

  • 87 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:50am

    Maybe cuz her breath smelled like old butthole. He cuz his upper lip smelled like old butthole and as he started to make out he smelled it and POW!! puke-fest '09

  • 85 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:48pm

    Kinky. This gave me a boner.

  • 81 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:40pm

    : O - > _ Emoticon for me throwing up on the floor at the thought of someone else vomit in my mouth.

  • 79 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:59pm

    Haha dick up the poop shoot

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 4, 10 at 9:27am

    1 guy, 1 girl, 1 finger. I just had to ok?

  • 79 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:29pm

    :P(|) That's emoticon for "I just ate your pussy and sucked your clit."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:53pm

    971...haha that is back home in oregon...i got this feeling i have a good chance of knowing whoever it was....and i'm dying laughing if i know the girl that would be thrown up on...o i'm so proud of the NW as it digenerates

  • 75 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:40pm

    What would the emoticon be for something akin to "two girls one cup"?

  • 73 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:08pm

    ))<>(( back and forth Forever

  • 74 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:40pm

    This is fucking gross...why would even admit this had ever happened to you?

  • 77 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:36pm

    & = emoticon for a delcious tasting pretzel.

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:15am

    I was 5 seconds away from doing this the other night, settled for all over the side of the bed.

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:01pm

    8===D (_0_). You can go ahead and guess

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:33pm

    GET AHOLD OF YOURSELVES YOU BUNCH OF DRUNKS. the usa is going in the shitter. sure sign.

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:21pm

    hahahahaha 2:12, pooping back and forth!!!!

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:26pm

    Why would the dude make out with u if u make him sick?

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:21pm

    2:54; Hahahaha I know. I'm a straight girl and I wrote that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:33pm

    Reminds me of observe and report

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:31pm

    This text makes ME want to throw up in my mouth a little:[

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:21pm

    this happened to this one guy I know but the girl didn't care soo gross

  • 63 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:47pm

    wow, the signals were REALLY crossed....last thing I wanna do is have a tongue in my mouth when i'm nautious...

  • 58 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:33pm

    no more good texts lately...makes me sad.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by spool on Dec 1, 10 at 1:47am

    Ooh wow I'm sorry! That almost happened to me one time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 5:39am

    That's fucking raunchy as hell.