:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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Maybe cuz her breath smelled like old butthole. He cuz his upper lip smelled like old butthole and as he started to make out he smelled it and POW!! puke-fest '09
8=========> ~~~~ O: ... That's the emoticon for "I came in her mouth"
: O - > _
Emoticon for me throwing up on the floor at the thought of someone else vomit in my mouth.
What would the emoticon be for something akin to "two girls one cup"?
& = emoticon for a delcious tasting pretzel.
Kinky. This gave me a boner.
:P(|) That's emoticon for "I just ate your pussy and sucked your clit."
Haha dick up the poop shoot
Why would the dude make out with u if u make him sick?
back and forth
2:54; Hahahaha I know. I'm a straight girl and I wrote that.
This is fucking gross...why would even admit this had ever happened to you?
1 guy, 1 girl, 1 finger. I just had to ok?
hahahahaha 2:12, pooping back and forth!!!!
This text makes ME want to throw up in my mouth a little:[
8===D (_0_). You can go ahead and guess
971...haha that is back home in oregon...i got this feeling i have a good chance of knowing whoever it was....and i'm dying laughing if i know the girl that would be thrown up on...o i'm so proud of the NW as it digenerates
Reminds me of observe and report
That's fucking raunchy as hell.
I was 5 seconds away from doing this the other night, settled for all over the side of the bed.
this happened to this one guy I know but the girl didn't care soo gross
no more good texts lately...makes me sad.
Ooh wow I'm sorry! That almost happened to me one time
wow, the signals were REALLY crossed....last thing I wanna do is have a tongue in my mouth when i'm nautious...
GET AHOLD OF YOURSELVES YOU BUNCH OF DRUNKS. the usa is going in the shitter. sure sign.