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  • Maybe cuz her breath smelled like old butthole. He cuz his upper lip smelled like old butthole and as he started to make out he smelled it and POW!! puke-fest '09

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:50am
  • 8=========> ~~~~ O: ... That's the emoticon for "I came in her mouth"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:35pm
  • : O - > _ Emoticon for me throwing up on the floor at the thought of someone else vomit in my mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:40pm
  • What would the emoticon be for something akin to "two girls one cup"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:40pm
  • & = emoticon for a delcious tasting pretzel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:36pm
  • Kinky. This gave me a boner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:48pm
  • :P(|) That's emoticon for "I just ate your pussy and sucked your clit."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:29pm
  • Haha dick up the poop shoot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:59pm
  • 1 guy, 1 girl, 1 finger. I just had to ok?

    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 4, 10 at 9:27am
  • Why would the dude make out with u if u make him sick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:26pm
  • ))<>(( back and forth Forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:08pm
  • 2:54; Hahahaha I know. I'm a straight girl and I wrote that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:21pm
  • This is fucking gross...why would even admit this had ever happened to you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:40pm
  • hahahahaha 2:12, pooping back and forth!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:21pm
  • 8===D (_0_). You can go ahead and guess

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:01pm
  • This text makes ME want to throw up in my mouth a little:[

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:31pm
  • 971...haha that is back home in oregon...i got this feeling i have a good chance of knowing whoever it was....and i'm dying laughing if i know the girl that would be thrown up on...o i'm so proud of the NW as it digenerates

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:53pm
  • That's fucking raunchy as hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 5:39am
  • this happened to this one guy I know but the girl didn't care soo gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:21pm
  • I was 5 seconds away from doing this the other night, settled for all over the side of the bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:15am
  • Reminds me of observe and report

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:33pm
  • no more good texts lately...makes me sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:33pm
  • Ooh wow I'm sorry! That almost happened to me one time

    Submitted by spool on Dec 1, 10 at 1:47am
  • wow, the signals were REALLY crossed....last thing I wanna do is have a tongue in my mouth when i'm nautious...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:47pm
  • GET AHOLD OF YOURSELVES YOU BUNCH OF DRUNKS. the usa is going in the shitter. sure sign.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:33pm
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