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  • Oh, MSU and Wichita Falls, you're so charming. No, seriously. Dude, it would have been okay minus the virginity part. The virginity makes you a total dbag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 2:27am
  • NO WAY! A Tridelt a virgin? This story has lie written all over it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Fort Worth and Dallas... why do all the assholes have to live near me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:58pm
  • hahaha you took a tri-moo's v-card... i'm sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:35am
  • Why not tri-delts...everyone else has!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 11:55pm
  • Todays word is douche, seriously learn a new phrase you cunting whorebags. Also well done to the OP, I LOL'D

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 6:07am
  • Well, if this is a Lambda Chi, touche good sir.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:37pm
  • what an asshole...she was in college and a virgin and this guy fucked it all up..thanks douchebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:20am
  • Pi phi's are better haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:38am
  • hahahahahahahaha. perfect

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:07am
  • oh no! you mean she's not going to marry the guy that took her virginity? the horror! get down off the fucking cross, take it apart, keep the wood, build a bridge, and get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:37am
  • What kind of dildo was it? I can see a quality one being worth it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:59am
  • I think everyone knows at least one guy that would do that..... there's so many assholes to choose from :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:07pm
  • See, I don't know a tri delt that WOULDN'T appreciate a dildo as a parting gift....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:38pm
  • wow you're a dick. duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 4:10am
  • how does anyone know she's a virgin? do those exist anymore? and if so.. thanks for nothing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:57pm
  • tri delts+christies toy box+these area codes.....has to be OU!! taking a tri delts virginity... didnt know that was even possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:50pm
  • bahahaha i hope this was tcu.... im a girl and thats just halrious... fuck tri delt

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 6:44pm
  • She needs a moist towlette

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 6:31pm
  • This is most likely MSU... we have a prominent Tri-Delt presence on campus and whatnot and this totally wouldn't surprise me happening there anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:17am
  • Or OU where there is a christie's toy box like a mile away..and slutty tri delts

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 11:38pm
  • i agree with the douche comment

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:46pm
  • i'm from fort worth and go to ou...i really hope i get to meet you some day. tri-delts are over rated. fuck over a different house.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:28pm
  • yea, it probably is OU..... douchebags = sooners

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 5:21am
  • This is soooo from OK State...classic 405/817 combo, and stilly has a Christie's Toybox and lots of tri-delts

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 3:16am
  • This would never happen in Lubbock, TX! Our Tech girls appreciate a good vibrating pleasure rocket in their cooters! Mike Leach for Prez!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 2:32pm
  • that's how it's done 817 baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 9:19pm
  • What's with all the tri delt hate? Seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:33pm
  • I KNOW THIS PERSON.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 9:58pm
  • 817=fort worthless= lots of d'bags. i im surrounded by fucken brokebacks

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:30pm
  • OMG I cant believe this story is on here. I roomed with this girl at Case Western our freshman year. If it makes anyone feel better she was a mega bitch to most people and thought since she came from a little bit of money she could treat people like dirt. This guy played her at her own game, in fact I dont really think she was a virgin, she just told men that to get attention.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:16pm
  • Hell yea! OkState rep....(only 817/405 combo i know of)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:47pm
  • I'm blacklisted by the Delta Delta Delta as well... long story short... a 3some and I video taped it... the bad part... it wasn't with the Tri Delt girl I was dating.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 1:19am
  • What kind of stupid Bitch would tell everyone about her dildo? This is why girls are retarded, keep that shit in ur shoe box under ur bed and use it when the roomies go to class.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 1:58pm
  • I feel sorry for the Girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:19am
  • Cunting = adjective or verb?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:20pm
  • yeah didnt know that tridelts let virgins in their house??!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:15pm
  • whoever is saying this is anywhere other than OU is retarded. 817 is dfw and 405 is okc and surrounding areas. and there's a christie's toy box within walking distance from the OU campus. and no one would care about being blacklisted from tri-delt at osu, they're whales. they're just slutty at OU.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 5:00am
  • This man is the Dom Deluise of getting Poon

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 5:43pm
  • It's Oklahoma. And most likely Oklahoma state. That sex shop is in stillwater and 405 is stillwater's area code

    Submitted by jezire on Apr 8, 11 at 9:17am
  • I remember my first vibrator

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:18pm
  • tri-delts got virgins?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:15pm
  • Can any of you morons use a word other than "douche" ? Jesus. Originality has skipped a generation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:32pm
  • I dont care about this girls virginity or this guy who clearly doesnt care about women in general - all those things will go away. But this text message is CLASSIC and on my top ten from this website!!! I LOVE NORMAN and all its drama - oh the stories that come from sluts and frat boys

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:50pm
  • "haha I love how you can tell whos a guy and whos a girl behind the "anonymous" . Wow you're a real asshole - chick . HAHAHA thats the funniest shit i've ever heard = dude" haha, not true, i'm a chick and think this is the funniest shit ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 8:26pm
  • Tri Delt = hawties at OU.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 6:14pm
  • Seems to me this probably happened somewhere like McNeese State or Grambling just going by the clues given in the conversation

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 2:18pm
  • sigma nu fucking sucks at OU, didnt realize they were a house til after my sophomore year

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:47am
  • Ya I know this guy, straight outta wichita falls, his name is Miles Roger

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 3:30am
  • 817 hmm. I would suggest UTA, but I don't think tri-delts give bids to virgins.......being slutty is a requirement for initiation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:23am
  • Tri-Delts=slutty mcslut sluts=ftw!! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 7:31am
    • Honestly you're a jerk or bitter because you couldn't make it into a sorority...

      Submitted by dawn16 on Jul 19, 10 at 11:53pm
  • yeah, you're going to hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:49pm
  • Fuck. I probably dated him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 3:29am
  • This is an OU story!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 3:00am
  • I'm a Tri-Delt at OU, this is funny but definately didnt happen to any of my sisters. Word on the street is this happened at TU

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:50am
  • what a fucking douche. grow up little boy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 3:05am
  • Wouldnt a Lambda be buying the dildo for himself?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 4:25pm
  • I dated a guy for 4 months who spent $100 on a rabbit for me one day. I had a feeling it was a parting gift and I got the last laugh; conveniently "forgot" it, leaving it for the next lady he was too lazy to learn to please. Never heard from him again...and I'm sure I'm not missing much!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:15pm
  • Y'know what they say, if you've tried everything else ... Tri Delts!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 9:59pm
  • if you join a sorority, you have this coming. I don't feel sorry for her at all... and I'm a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 5:23pm
  • there's no way this was from any place but ou...im at tcu and we dont have a "christies toy box"...and if you google it its in okaloma... and ive seen the tridelts at ou and osu so im sure it was ou

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 10:30pm
  • ARLINGTON TEXAS BABY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 9:01pm
  • or OU...or anywhere where someone from texas and someone from ok are..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 11:12pm
  • Ahh, good old Triple D's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:15pm
  • Tri Delts are NOT sluts! I LOVE TRI DELTA DLAM! this must have been a sigma chi...they are the epitome of creeps!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:17am
  • definitely ou. I love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 4:16am
  • Virginity doesn't last long. A dildo is forever. (Or till you break it fucking too hard.) Seems to me like a nice parting gift. If she's really that broken by the whole 'ordeal' she can hunt him down and fuck him with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:44pm
  • 405= Oklahoma City = OCU Way to rep

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 5:19pm
  • I wish this wasnt anonymous cause I wanna call this guy "shady"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 2:57am
  • 817 = Fort Worth = TCU. Way to rep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 5:04pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAH i don't live there anymore but i am from Norman and this story is amazing!!!!

    Submitted by mhmm900 on Sep 15, 10 at 12:16am
  • every tri delt i've been with have said she's a virgin. none of them were. this was at OU.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:16am
  • lambda lambda lambda

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:17pm
  • He should've beaten her with the dildo. Over-emotional girls... chill

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 6:21pm
  • girls who say BAHAHAHA should be shot

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 7:08pm
  • i think it was a lovely gift, good night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:20pm
  • These people probably go to MSU in Wichita Falls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 11:23pm
  • I find it interesting that people are going on about how slutty Tri-Delts are when this girl was a Tri-Delt and still had her v-card until this guy. Not exactly the epitome of sorostitute...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 6:00am
  • I wish a guy would be so thoughtful to buy me a dildo. Hey Mister will you date me? Im not a virgin and Im not a tri delt but I will let u shower me in rubber penises

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 8:37pm
  • there was a virgin tri delt?? wow. last of a dying breed

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:25am
  • Could be Tech? I know the Tri-Delts there are supposed to be the easier sorority of the lot....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:50am
  • Umm.. there aren't any tri-delts at Midwestern.. so whoever said that is a moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:40pm
  • Christie's Toy Box is honestly. like, a block away from me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:11pm
  • haha I love how you can tell whos a guy and whos a girl behind the "anonymous" . Wow you're a real asshole - chick . HAHAHA thats the funniest shit i've ever heard = dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 4:51pm
  • I know this girl, Tri-Delt at Arkansas! This guy turned her into a grade-A skank, she gave me a blumpkin last semester.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:56pm
  • so Tri Delts and Lambda Chis at OSU huh? He probably gave her the hiv...sorry bout cha!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:01am
  • My Bestie is a tri delt at OSU, she said it happened down there. The was apparently a Lambda Chi but she wont tell me his name. Shame, I would love to out him on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 2:29pm
  • TCU tri delts...skanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:44pm
  • Tri-Delts at OKState aren't that dirty so if this chick WAS a virgin I can see it happening in Stillwater. SIGMA NU for life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:42pm
  • if you had done that to me... i would have done worse than blacklist you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 2:24am
  • Boomer Sooner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Christies!!! God I miss OU!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 3:32pm
  • Fort worth has a Christies toybox. This was def at TCU

    Submitted by kimberlite on May 16, 10 at 11:59pm
  • What is the point in figuring out where this happened at.... everyone is claiming something different, no one really knows, and with all the christie's toy boxes in OK it is possible to have happened more than once. Just enjoy the text message for what it's worth....a good laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 5:16am
  • Ha. I'm from the 817 area code and I go to OU. Sad part is, this situation doesn't surprise me in the least bit. And no, this text is definitely not from OSU. Nobody would give a damn about being banned from their Tri Delt chapter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:04pm
  • God I love tri delta!!! Boomer sooner baby! They are so sexy at OU! But virgins are rare if any!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:37am
  • 3:42 I'm also a Sigma Nu only I'm down at OU!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:50am
  • Tri delts are slut everywhere

    Submitted by ranman on Jul 30, 10 at 6:08am
  • Y'all are stupid this is def at TCU

    Submitted by kimberlite on May 16, 10 at 11:57pm
  • A parting gift?? This guy is quite the gentleman for being such an asshole... How many times have you seen similar stories with the guy simply losing interest and never calling again?? (The story of my life...)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:27am
  • whoever said that if you join a sorority you have this coming must have not been accepted during rush or never gave it a chance. sororities aren't all bad nor do they have all idiots/sluts/bitches. you can't judge them on the stereotype, so stop being ignorant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 1:31am