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  • I always knew refering to lady parts as "tacos" would lead to bad things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:18pm
  • where the fuck were you having sex? Guantanamo bay??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:13pm
  • I think they tested this on Mythbusters and milk alleviates pain the best of all...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:23pm
  • If you didn't let him, I hope you're charging him with assault. Think about all the other vaginas out there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 6:55pm
  • He put it in your vag, you get to put it in is asshole. Fairs fair.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:59pm
  • Why the fuck did you LET him do that to you? I wouldn't let any man near me with that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:04pm
  • they tested pouring random stuff in vags on mythbusters?? And here I thought it was a family show...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:24pm
  • The pH of milk is less than 7, therefore, an acid. Though, only slightly less at 6.7. If I had a dick, you could suck it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:39pm
  • how does someone just pour tabasco sauce in a vagina? Did the OP mean that he poured it on her pussy lips and general twat area? To pour it in the vagina would require that the OP have her pussy up in the air and the guy rams a tabasco sauce bottle into her cunt.. Don't you hate it when that happens?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:46pm
  • 'she thinks ima asshole 'cause i can't eat her out without using tabasco'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:14pm
  • 1:28, and 1:31, check your sources...don't believe everything you read on a "wiki" site. Milk is slightly acidic. Maybe this guy was on acid and thought he was eating a fish taco?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:38pm
  • This is totally not fake, some people just have abnormal sex lives. Get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:05am
  • Actually.....Milk is a base.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:28pm
  • i'm getting really sick of all these total horse shit texts making it on the site. AND THIS ONE ISN'T EVEN FUNNY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:49pm
  • if you let him you deserve it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 6:05pm
  • how did you even let it escalate to that stage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:46pm
  • that is seriously fucked up and like not cool whatsoever

    Submitted by samantha17 on Mar 24, 10 at 10:15pm
  • 3:46 Having standards does that too, asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:06pm
  • you have an interesting sex life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:50pm
  • fake. the moderator must have had his/her head up his/her ass to let this get posted. Not up to the usual TFLN standards. Is that an oxymoron?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:13pm
  • @1:25-It's barely acidic. And I believe it's the fat in the milk that helps. But seriously, WTFFFF?? Who does that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:29pm
  • hahah I love that you're all bringing science into this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:02am
  • 1:39 even just .3 is a lot when you're dealing with the Ph value of something. And on another note.... What the eff?? How does this even happen?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:27am
  • they might have been having rough sex or kinky sex and she was blind folded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:54pm
  • HOAX!!!!!!!!!!!! Quit posting this stupid shit on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:15pm
  • yeah milk is a base idiot...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:31pm
  • that's fucking nasty, i don't care who you are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:27pm
  • Sorry. Milk is a base, kids.

    Submitted by Mme_Blonde on Mar 4, 11 at 6:34pm
  • Agreed with 12:25. Milk's a base. Why the fuck do you think people drink milk to relieve stomachaches? Lactic acid is caused by fermentation...which is the process of changing sugar (from the fish tacos you were eating) into energy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:43am
  • damn unknown error piss me off!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:01pm
  • she is prob going to have maggots in her vag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:34pm
  • charging him with assualt would be the john tucker must die for saving vaginas everywhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 7:16pm
  • why the fuck would he do that? Did he not want to ge tlaid or something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:22pm
  • I would fucking castrate anyone who would do that to me! That is just messed up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:16am
  • 2:14 -- Dirt Nasty ftw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:05pm
  • @1:25. I think you're thinking of "lactic acid"- an acid that builds up in muscles and makes them burn when you work out... different from lactose. milk is a base. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:25am
  • wooooow i like spicy food but you just dont do that

    Submitted by fubaddd on Jul 15, 10 at 7:37pm
  • Well, pouring Tabasco sauce into tacos is regualr for eating them

    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 20, 10 at 10:04pm
  • I'm so sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 10 at 9:24am
  • did he read The Lie by Chad Kultgen? did you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:49pm
  • 10:00 that's what I was thinking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:32pm
  • keepin it classy ottawa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:49pm
  • I've heard of guys doing this to condoms to make sure girls can't save it and get pregnant on purpose or something- I guess this guy took it even farther. Some guys are really evil in their hatred and mistrust of women. They should just use blowup dolls and leave human beings alone. I'm so sorry he did that- I'd press assault charges and sue for any medical bills.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:24am
  • my bf went down on me after having spicy food. NEVER AGAIN. how on earth did either of you think this was a good idea?!

    Submitted by HerdofHorde on Oct 10, 10 at 2:13am
  • Just because it is creamy and delicious, doesn't mean it is a base. Milk is a fucking acid. 12:25, slap the shit out of people that drink milk for upset stomachs, unless it is milk of magnesia.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:58pm
  • I don't think that it was the sauce that's burning. Time for some penicillin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:00pm
  • Maybe it's burning for another reason?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:27pm
  • 4:13's existence is an oxymoron to the phrase "God's Children"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:54pm
  • This is an epic fail. You don't pee thru ur vag. Idiots.

    Submitted by SexyBitchh on Apr 3, 10 at 9:27am
  • 1:58. Go back to school. Milk...an acid? That is just down right ignorant. Milk is a base. Which neutralizes acids due to the proteins and fats in it. If you don't believe this to be true, then go back to an elementary experiment and mix milk with vinegar. By the way vinegar is an acid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:40pm
  • And you let this fucking sack of shit live? Kill the worthless son of a motherless goat...today!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:13pm
  • she has a "thang" for spices

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Damn, when the good times get going they get going, am i right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:11am
  • Hilarious! I've been plotting something similar for when I eat someone out; gets rid of the taste of urine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:46pm
  • It's called a "spicy dolphin rocket".

    Submitted by CHUBBYHOBBIT on Jan 10, 12 at 12:15am
  • the real reason for the tobasco sauce is becuase they couldn't afford the KY Warming Sensations, so they figured hot sauce would be a good substitute.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:23pm
  • there's kinky and then there's this...

    Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 14, 10 at 5:20am
  • Maybe he was trying to spice up their relationship. Milk, surprisingly does work the best. Odd, considering it is an acid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:25pm