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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:18pm

    I always knew refering to lady parts as "tacos" would lead to bad things.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:13pm

    where the fuck were you having sex? Guantanamo bay??

  • 84 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:28pm

    Actually.....Milk is a base.

  • 80 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 6:55pm

    If you didn't let him, I hope you're charging him with assault. Think about all the other vaginas out there.

  • 81 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:39pm

    The pH of milk is less than 7, therefore, an acid. Though, only slightly less at 6.7. If I had a dick, you could suck it.

  • 76 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:59pm

    He put it in your vag, you get to put it in is asshole. Fairs fair.

  • 81 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:24pm

    they tested pouring random stuff in vags on mythbusters?? And here I thought it was a family show...

  • 73 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:23pm

    I think they tested this on Mythbusters and milk alleviates pain the best of all...

  • 73 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:04pm

    Why the fuck did you LET him do that to you? I wouldn't let any man near me with that shit.

  • 74 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:46pm

    how does someone just pour tabasco sauce in a vagina? Did the OP mean that he poured it on her pussy lips and general twat area? To pour it in the vagina would require that the OP have her pussy up in the air and the guy rams a tabasco sauce bottle into her cunt.. Don't you hate it when that happens?

  • 76 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:05am

    This is totally not fake, some people just have abnormal sex lives. Get over it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:14pm

    'she thinks ima asshole 'cause i can't eat her out without using tabasco'

  • 72 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:38pm

    1:28, and 1:31, check your sources...don't believe everything you read on a "wiki" site. Milk is slightly acidic. Maybe this guy was on acid and thought he was eating a fish taco?

  • 67 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:02am

    hahah I love that you're all bringing science into this

  • 64 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:29pm

    @1:25-It's barely acidic. And I believe it's the fat in the milk that helps. But seriously, WTFFFF?? Who does that?

  • 68 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:46pm

    how did you even let it escalate to that stage

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 6:05pm

    if you let him you deserve it

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 7:16pm

    charging him with assualt would be the john tucker must die for saving vaginas everywhere.

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:54pm

    they might have been having rough sex or kinky sex and she was blind folded

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:50pm

    you have an interesting sex life

  • 57 46
    Submitted by HerdofHorde on Oct 10, 10 at 2:13am

    my bf went down on me after having spicy food. NEVER AGAIN. how on earth did either of you think this was a good idea?!

  • 55 47
    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 20, 10 at 10:04pm

    Well, pouring Tabasco sauce into tacos is regualr for eating them

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:22pm

    why the fuck would he do that? Did he not want to ge tlaid or something?

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:06pm

    3:46 Having standards does that too, asshole.

  • 57 59
    Submitted by samantha17 on Mar 24, 10 at 10:15pm

    that is seriously fucked up and like not cool whatsoever

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Mme_Blonde on Mar 4, 11 at 6:34pm

    Sorry. Milk is a base, kids.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by fubaddd on Jul 15, 10 at 7:37pm

    wooooow i like spicy food but you just dont do that

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:24am

    I've heard of guys doing this to condoms to make sure girls can't save it and get pregnant on purpose or something- I guess this guy took it even farther. Some guys are really evil in their hatred and mistrust of women. They should just use blowup dolls and leave human beings alone. I'm so sorry he did that- I'd press assault charges and sue for any medical bills.

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:49pm

    i'm getting really sick of all these total horse shit texts making it on the site. AND THIS ONE ISN'T EVEN FUNNY.

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:31pm

    yeah milk is a base idiot...

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:15pm

    HOAX!!!!!!!!!!!! Quit posting this stupid shit on this site.

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:34pm

    she is prob going to have maggots in her vag.

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:00pm

    I don't think that it was the sauce that's burning. Time for some penicillin!

  • 45 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 10 at 9:24am

    I'm so sorry.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:49pm

    she has a "thang" for spices

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:27am

    1:39 even just .3 is a lot when you're dealing with the Ph value of something. And on another note.... What the eff?? How does this even happen?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:25am

    @1:25. I think you're thinking of "lactic acid"- an acid that builds up in muscles and makes them burn when you work out... different from lactose. milk is a base. :)

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:05pm

    2:14 -- Dirt Nasty ftw

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:43am

    Agreed with 12:25. Milk's a base. Why the fuck do you think people drink milk to relieve stomachaches? Lactic acid is caused by fermentation...which is the process of changing sugar (from the fish tacos you were eating) into energy...

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:54pm

    4:13's existence is an oxymoron to the phrase "God's Children"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:13pm

    fake. the moderator must have had his/her head up his/her ass to let this get posted. Not up to the usual TFLN standards. Is that an oxymoron?

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:11am

    Damn, when the good times get going they get going, am i right?

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:27pm

    Maybe it's burning for another reason?

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:27pm

    that's fucking nasty, i don't care who you are.

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:32pm

    10:00 that's what I was thinking

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:58pm

    Just because it is creamy and delicious, doesn't mean it is a base. Milk is a fucking acid. 12:25, slap the shit out of people that drink milk for upset stomachs, unless it is milk of magnesia.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:01pm

    damn unknown error piss me off!!

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:25pm

    Maybe he was trying to spice up their relationship. Milk, surprisingly does work the best. Odd, considering it is an acid.

  • 37 43
    Submitted by CHUBBYHOBBIT on Jan 10, 12 at 12:15am

    It's called a "spicy dolphin rocket".

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:16am

    I would fucking castrate anyone who would do that to me! That is just messed up

  • 44 60
    Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 14, 10 at 5:20am

    there's kinky and then there's this...

  • 49 70
    Submitted by SexyBitchh on Apr 3, 10 at 9:27am

    This is an epic fail. You don't pee thru ur vag. Idiots.

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:49pm

    keepin it classy ottawa

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:40pm

    1:58. Go back to school. Milk...an acid? That is just down right ignorant. Milk is a base. Which neutralizes acids due to the proteins and fats in it. If you don't believe this to be true, then go back to an elementary experiment and mix milk with vinegar. By the way vinegar is an acid.

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:46pm

    Hilarious! I've been plotting something similar for when I eat someone out; gets rid of the taste of urine

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:23pm

    the real reason for the tobasco sauce is becuase they couldn't afford the KY Warming Sensations, so they figured hot sauce would be a good substitute.

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:49pm

    did he read The Lie by Chad Kultgen? did you?

  • 52 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:13pm

    And you let this fucking sack of shit live? Kill the worthless son of a motherless goat...today!