he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
I always knew refering to lady parts as "tacos" would lead to bad things.
where the fuck were you having sex? Guantanamo bay??
I think they tested this on Mythbusters and milk alleviates pain the best of all...
If you didn't let him, I hope you're charging him with assault. Think about all the other vaginas out there.
He put it in your vag, you get to put it in is asshole. Fairs fair.
Why the fuck did you LET him do that to you?
I wouldn't let any man near me with that shit.
they tested pouring random stuff in vags on mythbusters?? And here I thought it was a family show...
The pH of milk is less than 7, therefore, an acid. Though, only slightly less at 6.7. If I had a dick, you could suck it.
how does someone just pour tabasco sauce in a vagina? Did the OP mean that he poured it on her pussy lips and general twat area? To pour it in the vagina would require that the OP have her pussy up in the air and the guy rams a tabasco sauce bottle into her cunt.. Don't you hate it when that happens?
'she thinks ima asshole 'cause i can't eat her out without using tabasco'
1:28, and 1:31, check your sources...don't believe everything you read on a "wiki" site. Milk is slightly acidic.
Maybe this guy was on acid and thought he was eating a fish taco?
This is totally not fake, some people just have abnormal sex lives. Get over it.
Actually.....Milk is a base.
i'm getting really sick of all these total horse shit texts making it on the site. AND THIS ONE ISN'T EVEN FUNNY.
if you let him you deserve it
how did you even let it escalate to that stage
that is seriously fucked up and like not cool whatsoever
3:46 Having standards does that too, asshole.
you have an interesting sex life
fake. the moderator must have had his/her head up his/her ass to let this get posted. Not up to the usual TFLN standards. Is that an oxymoron?
@1:25-It's barely acidic. And I believe it's the fat in the milk that helps.
But seriously, WTFFFF?? Who does that?
hahah I love that you're all bringing science into this
1:39 even just .3 is a lot when you're dealing with the Ph value of something. And on another note.... What the eff?? How does this even happen?
they might have been having rough sex or kinky sex and she was blind folded
Quit posting this stupid shit on this site.
yeah milk is a base idiot...
that's fucking nasty, i don't care who you are.
Sorry. Milk is a base, kids.
Agreed with 12:25. Milk's a base. Why the fuck do you think people drink milk to relieve stomachaches?
Lactic acid is caused by fermentation...which is the process of changing sugar (from the fish tacos you were eating) into energy...
damn unknown error piss me off!!
she is prob going to have maggots in her vag.
charging him with assualt would be the john tucker must die for saving vaginas everywhere.
why the fuck would he do that? Did he not want to ge tlaid or something?
I would fucking castrate anyone who would do that to me!
That is just messed up
2:14 -- Dirt Nasty ftw
@1:25. I think you're thinking of "lactic acid"- an acid that builds up in muscles and makes them burn when you work out... different from lactose. milk is a base. :)
wooooow i like spicy food but you just dont do that
Well, pouring Tabasco sauce into tacos is regualr for eating them
I'm so sorry.
did he read The Lie by Chad Kultgen? did you?
10:00 that's what I was thinking
keepin it classy ottawa
I've heard of guys doing this to condoms to make sure girls can't save it and get pregnant on purpose or something- I guess this guy took it even farther. Some guys are really evil in their hatred and mistrust of women. They should just use blowup dolls and leave human beings alone. I'm so sorry he did that- I'd press assault charges and sue for any medical bills.
my bf went down on me after having spicy food. NEVER AGAIN. how on earth did either of you think this was a good idea?!
Just because it is creamy and delicious, doesn't mean it is a base. Milk is a fucking acid. 12:25, slap the shit out of people that drink milk for upset stomachs, unless it is milk of magnesia.
I don't think that it was the sauce that's burning. Time for some penicillin!
Maybe it's burning for another reason?
4:13's existence is an oxymoron to the phrase "God's Children"
This is an epic fail. You don't pee thru ur vag. Idiots.
1:58. Go back to school. Milk...an acid? That is just down right ignorant. Milk is a base. Which neutralizes acids due to the proteins and fats in it. If you don't believe this to be true, then go back to an elementary experiment and mix milk with vinegar. By the way vinegar is an acid.
And you let this fucking sack of shit live? Kill the worthless son of a motherless goat...today!
she has a "thang" for spices
Damn, when the good times get going they get going, am i right?
Hilarious! I've been plotting something similar for when I eat someone out; gets rid of the taste of urine
It's called a "spicy dolphin rocket".
the real reason for the tobasco sauce is becuase they couldn't afford the KY Warming Sensations, so they figured hot sauce would be a good substitute.
there's kinky and then there's this...
Maybe he was trying to spice up their relationship.
Milk, surprisingly does work the best. Odd, considering it is an acid.