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  • This seems like one of those times you actually call the person...

    Submitted by melonhead99 on May 10, 11 at 7:15pm
  • This is called "prosecution's exhibit 1"

    Submitted by Phys on May 10, 11 at 3:25pm
  • Tylenol OD is a painful death.

    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 10, 11 at 3:30pm
  • I remember my first Google search...

    Submitted by BaconStrips on May 11, 11 at 3:33am
  • Welcome to the firsty club then my friend! One bit of advice: don't eat the chunky peanut butter. That shit will kill you!

    Submitted by Artisan_Devil on May 10, 11 at 3:21pm
  • Mmmmmm this shit is to die for I'd kill for a second helping!

    Submitted by goatgooser on May 10, 11 at 11:30pm
  • 717? That's Lancaster Pa. Last time I checked the Amish didn't have "last nights"

    Submitted by NIKOLATESLA on May 10, 11 at 11:12pm
  • Mother of the year award?

    Submitted by sunkintovelvet on May 10, 11 at 10:21pm
  • Why would you do that you friggin moron? Do you keep bleach in soda bottles?

    Submitted by opcheck on May 11, 11 at 9:20am
  • If he did eat any of that peanut butter he needs medical attention ASAP. It doesn't take much paracetamol to poison someone, and it takes even less if the patient has been drinking. Good luck.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 11, 11 at 7:24am
  • ...and in comes the CSI team to investigate the murder....or was it a setup for Munchhausen's by Proxy?

    Submitted by skeezer on May 11, 11 at 10:47am
  • What dumb ass would not see something wrong. Fail

    Submitted by Michguy on May 10, 11 at 10:28pm
  • Thats going to look great on his obituary.

    Submitted by RuralNinja on May 10, 11 at 3:21pm
  • It's highly unlikely that you can OD from Tylenol. I took 56, was only in the ICU for three days, and was Tylenol sensitive for a year. Four years later I'm still here. CONSUME THE P-NUT BUTTAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by dfoxx on May 11, 11 at 1:34am
    • You are an idiot, It is very easy to OD on Acetaminophen. Doses as low as 6g per day have been shown to cause liver failure and death.

      Submitted by taniflakes on May 11, 11 at 2:32am
    • I wish you would have died, the icu's space shouldn't have been wasted on some idiot like you. even after you survived your still telling people to do shit, man you are a waste of life.

      Submitted by embracehate on May 11, 11 at 12:08pm
  • thats not a peanut?

    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 10, 11 at 7:52pm
  • NIKOLATESLA- seven one seven isn't just Lancaster. Its almost all of central PA, if it isn't already.

    Submitted by jorden_17 on May 14, 11 at 5:57pm
  • Wait. So you're saying the dude would eat the entire jar of peanut butter in one sitting?

    Submitted by kcs99 on May 11, 11 at 4:57am
  • Lolz, first finally never been first

    Submitted by tylgrr on May 10, 11 at 3:16pm