i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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Or your just an idiot
That's not drunk. That's just everyday stuff.
That shit is off the hook.
Wow you are so cool...who let's this shit on this website?
Man...I wish I was half cool as this person fml
whoever sent this in doesnt drink much
OH MY GOD THIS TFLN IS CRAAAZY!!! I WISH I COULD HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE THIS INSANE!!!
wait so you have to be drunk to do that...cuz thats everyday for me too 3:49
Cool story, bro! I wanna be like you and these cool mods that approve these awesome texts from cool people like you! Fuck yeah!
Awesome. You're the shit
lol wtf that is one of the lamest texts on tfln