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  • 71 46
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 12, 10 at 3:39pm

    Rule: Only get a Jewish lawyer.(They get you out of everything!)

  • 74 55
    Submitted by 310/951/805 on Aug 12, 10 at 2:07pm

    I sure hope you called him the "lion king" all night

  • 73 62
    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 12, 10 at 7:43pm

    That'll leave a scar.

  • 62 51
    Submitted by yomamaAhoe on Aug 12, 10 at 6:37pm

    Reememmbaa whoo you ahhh...

  • 60 52
    Submitted by iamsofly on Aug 16, 10 at 7:13am

    Pretty sure it was mustafa

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Lilium_Vitiate on Aug 12, 10 at 6:27pm

    Is "medicore" like medical hardcore?

  • 60 56
    Submitted by skwerly1 on Aug 12, 10 at 2:53pm

    Emma. Mufasa is Simba's father... Who was killed by his own brother, Scar. Simba doesn't die. <3

  • 68 73
    Submitted by vizzini on Aug 12, 10 at 2:27pm

    Sure it wasn't Mustafa?

  • 60 62
    Submitted by belle_darkheart on Aug 12, 10 at 6:26pm

    Whoa. Emma.. That's honestly pathetic.\n\nEpic Disney fail.

  • 56 55
    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 12, 10 at 5:16pm

    Its the circle of life mofucker!

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Flyers108 on Aug 12, 10 at 2:11pm

    I hope he made those cards SFTLolz. He also has a badass name. Did he sound like James Earl Jones?

  • 57 64
    Submitted by hamnop on Aug 12, 10 at 3:44pm

    Whoa there Emma. Simba didn't die. Mufasa died. Killed by Scar. You're just all kinds of fucked up

  • 52 57
    Submitted by sinistar on Aug 14, 10 at 2:48am

    Turkish delight

  • 48 68
    Submitted by jtan on Aug 12, 10 at 2:59pm

    It was probably not mufasa. Mustafa is one of the most common names in turkey.

  • 34 46
    Submitted by bollywoodflow on Dec 9, 10 at 6:00pm

    MUFASA!!!!! Mediocre my ass if i met anyone named mufasa it would make my life.

  • 53 91
    Submitted by kingjoker54 on Aug 12, 10 at 2:17pm

    He must me good

  • 48 83
    Submitted by EmmaXxX on Aug 12, 10 at 2:47pm

    How could you even socialise with the one who killed Simba?! You should be ashamed of yourself.