Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
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DAMN. And I thought 503 had some losers.
MALL 205 BITCHES!! Hahaha
What a douche tattoo. The man obviously has a pencil dick so he wouldn't be worth fucking anyway. You wouldn't feel anything and it would be too pathetic.
caution choking hazard small parts
Wow lots of classy girls in here wanting to catch his stds. Nasty girls= perfect match for douche
She didn't want to choke.
@ 5:00, dude, we need you to show up at our parties, just so you can be a douche, we can kick you out, and then the girls who were potentially hitting on you will perhaps decide they don't want the guido douchebag. Essentially, you'd be wonderful PR for EVERY OTHER GUY AT A PARTY, except yourself.
Bitch, please. Suck that dick! Lord knows I would have, specially after seeing that tattoo.
I making a new rule, lying on facebook is now a sin. When u say ur gonna make cookies u better make them because all ur doing now is getting an innocent little boys hopes up and then crushing him...thought u should know
Fail tattoo if I ever saw one...
5:00...do you have a douchey tattoo above your penis?? You seem kind of irked at this tfln.
Because of the stupid tatto or because his cock was potentially huge?
Cause you'll gag once you see all the STD's he's contracted.
The part I find amusing about that is the fact that choking hazards are only ever on small obects someone could only accidently swallow because of their diminuitive size.
No. That ratio is just very unattractive.. Would love to see that while I'm giving head. Not!! Cocky-ness is a turn off
- girl next door
Maybe the rest of the tattoo said "Small parts not suitable for children ages 3 years and younger"
I think its an awesome tattoo!!! tattoos are supposta be fun!! ...
Ahahahha 7:18 I thought the same shot when I read this
5:00. Let me guess what your tattoo is and where it is
Hunh, I guess 3:25 is not only a virgin, but also believes himself to be a "PUA" and watches really lame porn. Sucks to be you.
Got you talking about it and therefore thinking about it, that's step one
@244 It's butter from Penus.
Small objects are considered chocking hazards... I'm glad he was considerate to put that out there
Ur a slut for even thinking this
There goes any chance of getting laid, regardless of the accuracy of the tattoo, because he's obviously a total idiot. And also very insecure if he needs a tattoo like that. Insecure = not sexy. Probably a two pump chump.
Kindof original at least
@152: what is Penutian butter?
wow what a loser... get him drunk... cover his crotch with Penutian butter.. and sick a dog on him
7:00 I didn't realize decrying bad taste in tattoos was whining. Fucker probably has a wolf howling at the moon on his back.
Agrees w user below...
That's a lame tattoo. It's a pity the tattoo artist didn't put a spelling mistake in it out of spite for shitty tattoos.
Yeah..because you have the only fuckable pussy in the world.
Get off your high horse, cuntrag.
He likely only showed it to you because a blow job is all he thought you were worth.
i would fuck him just because of that tattoo.
I think that's kind of hot of course if he has a big shlong I'd suck it.
you must feel inadequate about your gag reflex. Too bad. If you work on yout deep throat technique you could probably master a decent sized cock and not be afraid to take on a choker
Just suck it because you know you truly want to
Dammit Arizona. You're embarassing me
That's some classy shit right there.
So you actually wanted to fuck him until you saw the tattoo. Which means if he hadn't shown it to you until you were with him somewhere where your pussy was so wet, then you would have probably liked it and sucked his dick and let it in your flappy cunt.
You're still a whore no matter which way you look at it. You are a perfect match for such a douche.
"small parts not for children"
@ 5:00 -- you got it right, bro! The bitches are sure whining over this one!
@1:58, I know another fail tat- on the wrist there's a dashed line with scissors that says "cut here"
no girl potentially hits on a self-proclaimed douchebag, 9:46. they might amuse themselves seeing how big of dick the guy is, as opposed to how big a dick he thinks he has, but it's not serious.