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  • 95 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:58pm

    caution choking hazard small parts

  • 81 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:36am

    DAMN. And I thought 503 had some losers. MALL 205 BITCHES!! Hahaha

  • 80 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:58pm

    Cause you'll gag once you see all the STD's he's contracted.

  • 82 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:14pm

    What a douche tattoo. The man obviously has a pencil dick so he wouldn't be worth fucking anyway. You wouldn't feel anything and it would be too pathetic.

  • 77 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:58pm

    Wow lots of classy girls in here wanting to catch his stds. Nasty girls= perfect match for douche

  • 76 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:36pm

    i would fuck him just because of that tattoo.

  • 75 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:46pm

    The part I find amusing about that is the fact that choking hazards are only ever on small obects someone could only accidently swallow because of their diminuitive size.

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:56pm

    She didn't want to choke.

  • 80 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:54pm

    Because of the stupid tatto or because his cock was potentially huge?

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:46pm

    @ 5:00, dude, we need you to show up at our parties, just so you can be a douche, we can kick you out, and then the girls who were potentially hitting on you will perhaps decide they don't want the guido douchebag. Essentially, you'd be wonderful PR for EVERY OTHER GUY AT A PARTY, except yourself.

  • 79 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:07pm

    I think its an awesome tattoo!!! tattoos are supposta be fun!! ... love-tattooed queen

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:37pm

    Bitch, please. Suck that dick! Lord knows I would have, specially after seeing that tattoo.

  • 74 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:04am

    Ahahahha 7:18 I thought the same shot when I read this

  • 73 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:12pm

    5:00...do you have a douchey tattoo above your penis?? You seem kind of irked at this tfln.

  • 74 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:44pm

    No. That ratio is just very unattractive.. Would love to see that while I'm giving head. Not!! Cocky-ness is a turn off - girl next door

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:49pm

    @244 It's butter from Penus.

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:11pm

    5:00. Let me guess what your tattoo is and where it is

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:38pm

    That's a lame tattoo. It's a pity the tattoo artist didn't put a spelling mistake in it out of spite for shitty tattoos.

  • 70 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:07pm

    I making a new rule, lying on facebook is now a sin. When u say ur gonna make cookies u better make them because all ur doing now is getting an innocent little boys hopes up and then crushing him...thought u should know

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:17pm

    There goes any chance of getting laid, regardless of the accuracy of the tattoo, because he's obviously a total idiot. And also very insecure if he needs a tattoo like that. Insecure = not sexy. Probably a two pump chump.

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:00pm

    @ 5:00 -- you got it right, bro! The bitches are sure whining over this one!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:12pm

    7:00 I didn't realize decrying bad taste in tattoos was whining. Fucker probably has a wolf howling at the moon on his back.

  • 69 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:52pm

    wow what a loser... get him drunk... cover his crotch with Penutian butter.. and sick a dog on him

  • 72 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:58pm

    Fail tattoo if I ever saw one...

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:39am

    Ur a slut for even thinking this

  • 61 80
    Submitted by hennesdm on Apr 12, 10 at 11:44am

    Dammit Arizona. You're embarassing me

  • 70 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:12pm

    you must feel inadequate about your gag reflex. Too bad. If you work on yout deep throat technique you could probably master a decent sized cock and not be afraid to take on a choker

  • 53 66
    Submitted by junior2k9 on Jul 26, 10 at 2:04pm

    Agrees w user below...

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:00pm

    Yeah..because you have the only fuckable pussy in the world. Get off your high horse, cuntrag. He likely only showed it to you because a blow job is all he thought you were worth.

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:29pm

    no girl potentially hits on a self-proclaimed douchebag, 9:46. they might amuse themselves seeing how big of dick the guy is, as opposed to how big a dick he thinks he has, but it's not serious.

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:44pm

    @152: what is Penutian butter?

  • 67 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:31pm

    I think that's kind of hot of course if he has a big shlong I'd suck it.

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:46am

    Maybe the rest of the tattoo said "Small parts not suitable for children ages 3 years and younger"

  • 63 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:34am

    Hunh, I guess 3:25 is not only a virgin, but also believes himself to be a "PUA" and watches really lame porn. Sucks to be you.

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:07pm

    @1:58, I know another fail tat- on the wrist there's a dashed line with scissors that says "cut here"

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:03am

    That's some classy shit right there.

  • 63 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:06pm

    Got you talking about it and therefore thinking about it, that's step one

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 10:47am

    "small parts not for children"

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:25am

    So you actually wanted to fuck him until you saw the tattoo. Which means if he hadn't shown it to you until you were with him somewhere where your pussy was so wet, then you would have probably liked it and sucked his dick and let it in your flappy cunt. You're still a whore no matter which way you look at it. You are a perfect match for such a douche.

  • 58 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:56pm

    Kindof original at least

  • 59 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:18pm

    Small objects are considered chocking hazards... I'm glad he was considerate to put that out there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:41pm

    Just suck it because you know you truly want to