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  • 81 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:35pm

    they are called bears!

  • 80 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:10pm

    LMAO...See "Cabin Boy", and listen to the later released now proclaimed Unoffical OST/Single form the artist that is Kool Keith / Dr. Octagon From the Hit Album Dr. Octagonocologist ; HalfSharkAlligatorHalfMan "...is he weird?!?!?!"

  • 74 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:12pm

    It's called a land shark johnny

  • 74 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:04pm

    They already do.... Car salesmen.

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:07am

    That would be horrifying.

  • 63 62
    Submitted by twilightsucksass on Jul 22, 10 at 1:01pm

    Omigod! I just peed myself I got so scared

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:39pm

    Land sharks. Up there with the killer blues bees.

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 5:40am

    I have received the very same text.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 5:46pm

    I'm just a dolphin, ma'am.

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:57am

    What about land walking sharks with frickin lasers on their heads!

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:18pm

    you fucks! Look up STREET SHARKS! greatest cartoon show EVERRRR!

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:30am

    hahahhahaa ohhh scottyyy

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 5:30pm

    They do. They're called lawyers.

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 4:22pm

    @3:18.... They're the best of both wooooooooorlds! We may be the only ones who remember that awesomeness. Side note: I have had this thought, which progressed into a conversation, thank you Shark Week... I'm not sure if I should be happy that someone else thinks the way I do... or depressed, because I mean... how sad can our lives be if THAT is what we think about?

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:15am

    "Who is it?" "Mrs. Arlsbergerhh??" "Who?" "Candy gram."

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 8:35pm

    That would make me shit babies. Also if they could talk with one of those classy stuck up prick voices while walking

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:35am

    Imagine if sharks could run on land...scarier.

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:19am

    I'm with 10:01 on this one. 10:10, what exactly is a "libral?" You're the first person to invent them, I think.

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:49am

    9:43 lmao that's a good one.

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:01am

    R yall having an actual conversation about this

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:42am

    Fuck they "thing" some call "god"

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:33am

    11:05. They WOULD if you believe in "evolution". We all know that god did his fine work. HA!

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:07am

    They already do.. They're called po-pos.

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:56pm

    Street Sharks!!!! What a great rip off of the Ninja Turtles.

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:17pm

    Uh yeah. They're called bears.

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:01pm

    My favorite Land Shark skit is when they pretended to be Jehovah's Witnesses.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:02pm

    Shit dude, that blows my mind

  • 65 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:10am

    10:07 what would? Librals? Cause those scary creatures already walk the land

  • 60 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:48pm

    Imagine if you could walk on land now that would b scary!!!!

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:32pm

    LOL fucking scary oh my lord. I would shit rocks on this one lol. No ma'am I am actually a dolphin.. LMAO..

  • 64 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:43am

    9:41. Is it not scary enough that the Jews already do?

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:58am

    They already do, they are called librals

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:48pm

    That would be nice to see... I want one that has a high pitched voice and makes shooting sounds...

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 8:21pm

    yea like a aligator kinda? dumbass

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:28pm

    Its only scary if they can run. duh,

  • 57 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:29pm

    i think about this all the time!!!

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:55am

    fuck you 11:42 go to hell!

  • 55 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:30pm

    Holy shit I have diahrea

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:10pm

    There's an old SNL skit about land sharks, which is what 11:15 was quoting.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:00am

    McCain all the way!!! The south will rise again!!

  • 47 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:56pm

    it's actually spelled liberal. with an E. but yea liberals suck

  • 43 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:43pm

    No, I'd say it'd more likely be alligators or crocs... Their bit force is much closer to sharks and they also do the death roll thing.

  • 52 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:11am

    We do have those its extremely rare one is called the "Amy Winehouse"!

  • 47 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:32am

    The line goes, "They already do. They're called lawyers." This is a decades old joke.