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  • 76 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:39pm

    I came out with a dent in my head...thanks Dad

  • 72 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:56pm

    1:39, did your dads cock dent your dome?

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:38pm

    I came out half black....thanks mom :(

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:32pm

    neither has your mom

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:57pm

    gotta love south jerseyyyy :D

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:45pm

    i came out feet first

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:34pm

    I hate when that happens

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:35pm

    i came out drunk, thanks mom

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:00pm

    I love penis. Just thought I'd tell the world :)

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:15pm

    booze n' babies.. win.

  • 59 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:40pm

    bet that half cant keep a job 1:38

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:33pm

    I wish you were never born.

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:55pm

    I came out retarded, thanks extra chromosome!!

  • 53 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:33pm

    hey im in this area code

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:19pm

    @157 609 isn't just south jersey. it goes from trenton and princeton all the way to some parts of the shore.