I haven't been this sober since birth.
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gotta love south jerseyyyy :D
I came out with a dent in my head...thanks Dad
1:39, did your dads cock dent your dome?
I came out half black....thanks mom :(
i came out drunk, thanks mom
i came out feet first
neither has your mom
I love penis.
Just thought I'd tell the world :)
I hate when that happens
I wish you were never born.
booze n' babies.. win.
I came out retarded, thanks extra chromosome!!
bet that half cant keep a job 1:38
hey im in this area code
@157 609 isn't just south jersey. it goes from trenton and princeton all the way to some parts of the shore.