Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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That's the great thing about I phones... They put in the punctuation for u and correct the words u mis spell! :P
BS. If you were that drunk there is no way you could have sent a text that used a ":" correctly.
I was drunk, not stupid. Grammar doesn't fly out the window just because of 6 little vodka drinks.
If you only had 6 drinks, of course you would still be sober enough to text correctly. However, there is also no way you would be that confused with that few drinks. If you are unsure enough not to know whether you are sitting on someone or not, you would not have clear enough vision to text correctly.
A toilet was my costume last night... had lots of drunk chicks sitting on... (and puking on), my lap