so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
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whats worse is that someones dick is going to be violated by that tongue
this is absolutely fucking disgusting
I need some practice receiving head. Sounds like a perfect arrangement for both of us. Yes? No?
girls DO NOT practice, I mean, at least not on bottles, I practice on dicks, practie leads to perfection huh?
That's really unfortunate!
If you need to practice I'm always up to helping people out
get a cucumber next time..genious.
That's an interesting idea; a cucumber is bigger than the vast majority of penises. Kind of like the trick that one teacher played on you by making the homework harder than the tests.
I practice on guys I don't give a shit about?
ok, who honestly practices on things?? i thought that only happened in movies.
this is where im from... I LOVE YOU ARKANSAS XD
If you are going to suck a shampoo bottle with mold on it, and be stupid enough to do so, then maybe death might be a better option...lol
wait, girls practice?
i'm up in arms because there should be no biases involved with dicksucking.
girls do practice! I practiced on my best friend in high school. I mean what girl really wants to suck @ giving head? Practice makes perfect!
Advice: Practice on a person, not a bottle in your shower.
Mold sucking! Ewwwwh!
Dude you might be a dude lover
no 10:53..we hate FML. and now..we hate you too.
That is so sick how can a girl be such a slob!!!? I would think that would be a huge turn off for guys. Ewww.
Why the hell would you even do that? Moron.
OP must not clean her shower much
And a slut is a bad thing? I do practice and take pride in it. If you are going to be good at something you might as well be great at it right?
Girls don't practice.
you need to get some dates and give each one a BJ. Whore yourself around enough and you'll develop some skill
you can practice on me anytime
why would you give head better if you were fat 11:03? you're probably just a fat ass who needs to feel better about yourself.
Oh man, I'm from the 501 area code orignally. It's fun imagining who this is >_>
OP must not get a lot of dates. Fat? Ugly? Fugly?
ROFLLLL. omg, it sucks to be you hun.
HOW DONT YOU SEE MOLD ON SOMETHING YOURE GONNA SUCK?! ohman
girls don't practic.e
can i practice on a hot guy? that would be better
9:21, I was thinking the exact same freaking thing.
who practices? really... haha
I've got something you can practice on
big girls always are good at head. Must be a skinny bitch.
12:12 Skinny bitch up in arms cause someone implied that her dicksucking ability is less than stellar. Thumbs up for you!
10:23 is a slut
Also, I hate it when people submit to TFLN as a backup FML.....
Y dnt u practice on ME :)
Just check for mould next time, and regular cleans of your shower would also be a good idea 💩