so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
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I need some practice receiving head. Sounds like a perfect arrangement for both of us. Yes? No?
whats worse is that someones dick is going to be violated by that tongue
this is absolutely fucking disgusting
girls DO NOT practice, I mean, at least not on bottles, I practice on dicks, practie leads to perfection huh?
If you need to practice I'm always up to helping people out
That's really unfortunate!
ok, who honestly practices on things?? i thought that only happened in movies.
get a cucumber next time..genious.
That's an interesting idea; a cucumber is bigger than the vast majority of penises. Kind of like the trick that one teacher played on you by making the homework harder than the tests.
I practice on guys I don't give a shit about?
wait, girls practice?
If you are going to suck a shampoo bottle with mold on it, and be stupid enough to do so, then maybe death might be a better option...lol
this is where im from... I LOVE YOU ARKANSAS XD
That is so sick how can a girl be such a slob!!!? I would think that would be a huge turn off for guys. Ewww.
girls do practice! I practiced on my best friend in high school. I mean what girl really wants to suck @ giving head? Practice makes perfect!
Advice: Practice on a person, not a bottle in your shower.
Mold sucking! Ewwwwh!
i'm up in arms because there should be no biases involved with dicksucking.
Why the hell would you even do that? Moron.
OP must not clean her shower much
Dude you might be a dude lover
no 10:53..we hate FML. and now..we hate you too.
you need to get some dates and give each one a BJ. Whore yourself around enough and you'll develop some skill
why would you give head better if you were fat 11:03? you're probably just a fat ass who needs to feel better about yourself.
And a slut is a bad thing? I do practice and take pride in it. If you are going to be good at something you might as well be great at it right?
you can practice on me anytime
Girls don't practice.
OP must not get a lot of dates. Fat? Ugly? Fugly?
girls don't practic.e
Oh man, I'm from the 501 area code orignally. It's fun imagining who this is >_>
can i practice on a hot guy? that would be better
ROFLLLL. omg, it sucks to be you hun.
HOW DONT YOU SEE MOLD ON SOMETHING YOURE GONNA SUCK?! ohman
9:21, I was thinking the exact same freaking thing.
who practices? really... haha
big girls always are good at head. Must be a skinny bitch.
I've got something you can practice on
10:23 is a slut
Also, I hate it when people submit to TFLN as a backup FML.....
12:12 Skinny bitch up in arms cause someone implied that her dicksucking ability is less than stellar. Thumbs up for you!
Y dnt u practice on ME :)
Just check for mould next time, and regular cleans of your shower would also be a good idea 💩