he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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No heart shaped line?
A pee stain is the only reason on that text that gives a mild reason for not calling him, he left a note with his number so didn't use you for a one nighter, he was considerate enough to leave money for the sheets so obviously cared about the pee stain. Considering some of the texts on here about girls peeing in closets etc, you should get off your high hore
Really? The guy got himself so drunk he lost bladder control (or just doesn't believe in toilets...?). He did in fact use her for a one-nighter, as he left before she could wake up and talk to him sober and probably left his number in hopes of getting another one. This dude is no winner.
He left you $20. That's more than most of your johns. Sounds like a keeper to me.
At least he didn't pee on the rug. It really tied the room together.
could've been way worse
The phone number is actually the cleaner he uses to dry clean his sheets
Is "safe" a word that really belongs in this situation?
"A guy I barely knew for two hours slept with me and it turns out he's not Prince Charming! I have no idea why this happened!" Gee, I wonder OP.
The STIs he left are in you too. Jokes on you!