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    Submitted by s3x1n3ss on Apr 19, 11 at 5:14pm

    No heart shaped line?

  • 78 96
    Submitted by muireann04 on Apr 19, 11 at 6:51pm

    A pee stain is the only reason on that text that gives a mild reason for not calling him, he left a note with his number so didn't use you for a one nighter, he was considerate enough to leave money for the sheets so obviously cared about the pee stain. Considering some of the texts on here about girls peeing in closets etc, you should get off your high hore

    • 66 82
      Submitted by Taipan on Apr 20, 11 at 3:18pm

      Really? The guy got himself so drunk he lost bladder control (or just doesn't believe in toilets...?). He did in fact use her for a one-nighter, as he left before she could wake up and talk to him sober and probably left his number in hopes of getting another one. This dude is no winner.

  • 65 81
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 20, 11 at 6:37am

    At least he didn't pee on the rug. It really tied the room together.

  • 67 86
    Submitted by haliganbar on Apr 19, 11 at 11:42am

    He left you $20. That's more than most of your johns. Sounds like a keeper to me.

  • 58 77
    Submitted by outdrinksyou on Apr 19, 11 at 10:58am

    could've been way worse

  • 57 81
    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Apr 20, 11 at 1:05am

    The phone number is actually the cleaner he uses to dry clean his sheets

  • 56 93
    Submitted by rimmion on Apr 19, 11 at 2:02pm

    Is "safe" a word that really belongs in this situation?

  • Submitted by Taipan on Apr 19, 11 at 11:41am

    "A guy I barely knew for two hours slept with me and it turns out he's not Prince Charming! I have no idea why this happened!" Gee, I wonder OP.

  • Submitted by Michguy on Apr 19, 11 at 11:30am

    The STIs he left are in you too. Jokes on you!