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  • Awwww yeah! Thanks, baby. I'm kind of tired of the old ladies with their stupid hats. - your pal, Jesus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:06pm
  • it would be a turn on if she didn't say she looked bangin...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Make them church peoples squirm!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:31am
  • Silly feminist, get back in the kitchen.

    Submitted by anu on Jan 18, 10 at 12:59am
  • Who the fuck still goes to church?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:33pm
  • 12:40 just because your mother lied and said you looked good doesn't mean you did :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:23pm
  • since when is there a dress code to church? god made us all naked so actually shes over dressing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:47pm
  • I'd go to church if more people dressed skanky!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:33am
  • "All the women who fought for the feminist movement hate u" LOL 11:38AM You just used to the term "whore". You should have nothing to say on behalf of the feminist movement.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Not funny at all you stupid fat piece of fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:14am
  • You people are all taking this waaay to seriously..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:36pm
  • Lmaoo hilarious. Two thumbs up baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:28pm
  • Church is not meant for that. I went last night and I looked pretty but I covered up. You don't need to show your titties and too much skin to look good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:40pm
  • Thank god there are idiots like you in the world!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:46am
  • I have to be first cause I have a small penis and it makes me feel cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:44am
  • 1:57 you can "rock it" without looking like a slut especially at church. There are these things called respect and morals maybe you should look into them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:40pm
  • I just so happen to love whores, haters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:44pm
  • Sounds pretty hot to me, in fact, I had to take care of a little business before posting. Nice, very nice. Oh yeah.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:39pm
  • Lol wow! ..... What color was it :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:10pm
  • This text sounds too stupid to be real. Unless the person who wrote it is 13.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:03pm
  • 12:06-hahahaha funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:16pm
  • Damn you white girls are sexy as fuck and you know it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:37pm
  • You're worse than an actual slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:57pm
  • @ 11:38 As a feminist I'm gonna say the girl who wears what she wants is doing a lot more for the movement than the girl that calls her a whore because of it. Take a look at "My short skirt" from the Vagina Monologues... then keep reading. Despite media bullcrap, feminism isn't about hating anyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:29pm
  • Come on it's not that big of a deal. It doesn't matter how you worship, it's who. So give her a break.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:41am
  • Jesus I love u Hailee lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:53am
  • Genius posting! Also, I wonder if you were at my church because 571 is nova... St. Peters by any chance?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:42pm
  • If church was like this I'd go every Sunday.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:56pm
  • i think that u need to go to church more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:27pm
  • Jesus shouldn't care since he isn't real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:57pm
  • If Jesus wasn't a looney fuck, he'd probably fuck you in the ass for a birthday present. Enjoy the dick of the "lord-a!" 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:51pm
  • If you could suck jesus' dick would you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:18pm
  • MY PENIS IS INFECTED

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:53pm
  • Seriously! ^ Church is a damn lie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:38pm
  • She sounds like a girl who often gets cornered in random places with the only way out being trained, ganged, etc. and has yet to understand why

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 9:37pm
  • At the end of the day you're just a dirty cunt. Enjoy you're time in hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:07pm
  • And church gotta love iPhones :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:39am
  • Wow. That was so unnessecary. If Jesus wasn't real, none of uS would be here. And even if you don't believe Jesus is god at least be smart enough to realize he was a real person. Dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:04pm
  • Hahahaaa! You Go girl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:48am
  • Jesus just slowed ur metabolism down forever!!! Enjoy the last time u will fit n that dress honey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:34am
  • Lol sounds like my girlfriend. Stupid whore...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:02pm
  • Mary Magdalene was not a whore, it is proven that she wasn't. One of the women hating catholic popes made up that lie, and it clung on. But for real, she wasn't a whore. She was actually from a family that was kind of royalty. And btw, I think that all of you should calm down, really this is texts from last night...what do you expect?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:20pm
  • hihihi this is so funny and all you guys who criticize this girl: she admits that it's way to slutty so it's not like she thinks it's normal. give her a break, it's funny haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:57am
  • Do any of you people calling this girl a whore remember Mary magdaline? She was one of jesus' closest friends, and a prostitute. Don't be so quick to judge, Jesus didn't! So, yeah, don't you feel like. Assholes now? Yo should, you judgemental douches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:30pm
  • fuck you you stupid dumb ass mother fucking hoe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:56pm
  • Go you. You know all the guys will be looking and The Big Guy (if there is one or her) too. You rock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Pretty sure that was the girl sitting in the same row as me! Her dress was way to high and her shoes were slutty for sure!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:39pm
  • You'll be bangin all the way to Hell to the devil likes sluts to....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:39pm
  • Merry christmas everyone....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:13pm
  • LOL, it is 'cause it'll make all the innocent church boys "sin" their body.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:58am
  • umm sorry chief Jesus had a purity ring lol. U just tortured him wit that one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Dressing skanky to church is just being disrespectful to people whose life is about their religion. Funny text, but if I knew someone who did this I'd think they were a bit of a dickhead.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 11, 12 at 8:04am
  • i wouldnt mind having a hot bitch like that on my nuts at church. then maybe i could stay awake through that bullshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 4:13am
  • This is pretty funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:53am
  • No he won't appreciate it- u will just go to hell but hey as long as your text got a laugh I guess it was all worth it.

    Submitted by EricaMartin on Mar 23, 10 at 8:37pm
  • Send me a pic of u in that dress suger titts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:10pm
  • I'm a troll if a man asks you to cock him you cock him dammit!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:53am
  • "Jesus shouldn't care since he isn't real" "Who the fuck still goes to church" You dumb fucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:30pm
  • Ah, nothing like keeping the Christmas spirit - NOT! Geez. This is suppose to be a time of peace and goodwill and you tards just wanna hate against a fat girl dressing like a skank to go into a house of worship.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:09pm
  • 4:23 Go fuck yourself, you ugly ass whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:53pm
  • If you're going to dress like that to go to like a party or club, fine. But to church, really? You're just asking everyone there to hate you. There are occasions where your just going to have to wear clothes, sorry to break it to you honey. This just proves that you're immature and I hope that you finally decide to grow up and be appropriate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:39am
  • Agreeing with 7:47! Churches are just cults anyway! Think about it. We were born naked! People are such prudes! I swear!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:35pm
  • no 500 lb woman looks "bangin" whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:46pm
  • people calm the fuck down this is halarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:35am
  • Nothing displays God's glory more than a dirty little slut. Halla- fuckin-llieua.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:52pm
  • This makes me happy, u do me pleaseee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:58am
  • Dressing like a slut is fine, but it's too bad you have no respect for the people around you. You should always dress appropriately for what you are doing and church is not the club :/ I feel bad for the people who went to that service to celebrate with their families and had to look at you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:34pm
    • hhaha you are pathetic. get over it its a freaking tfln. losen the fuck up you conservative nazi !!

      Submitted by adriix3 on Jan 11, 10 at 9:48pm
  • All the women who fought for the feminist movement hate u I can wear that slurry dress too honey but I bet I look sexy and classier than u in a business suit standing next to the cheap whore (u) n chiech

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:38am
  • 571 area code ftw!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:27pm
  • I would've fucked her on the altar! Fuck your church

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:53am
  • Dam you black girls are soo easy and you know it. Go Kennedy's fried chicken

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:33pm
  • bangin? since when does a bitch say "i look so bangin" u must not get dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:10pm