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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:06pm

    Awwww yeah! Thanks, baby. I'm kind of tired of the old ladies with their stupid hats. - your pal, Jesus

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:31am

    Make them church peoples squirm!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:33am

    I'd go to church if more people dressed skanky!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:36pm

    You people are all taking this waaay to seriously..

  • 99 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:14pm

    it would be a turn on if she didn't say she looked bangin...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:33pm

    Who the fuck still goes to church?!

  • 89 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 9:37pm

    She sounds like a girl who often gets cornered in random places with the only way out being trained, ganged, etc. and has yet to understand why

  • 89 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:44am

    I have to be first cause I have a small penis and it makes me feel cool

  • 81 70
    Submitted by anu on Jan 18, 10 at 12:59am

    Silly feminist, get back in the kitchen.

  • 85 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:47pm

    since when is there a dress code to church? god made us all naked so actually shes over dressing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:40pm

    Church is not meant for that. I went last night and I looked pretty but I covered up. You don't need to show your titties and too much skin to look good.

  • 80 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:28pm

    Lmaoo hilarious. Two thumbs up baby

  • 87 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:10pm

    Lol wow! ..... What color was it :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:56pm

    If church was like this I'd go every Sunday.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:44pm

    I just so happen to love whores, haters.

  • 86 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:46am

    Thank god there are idiots like you in the world!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:40pm

    1:57 you can "rock it" without looking like a slut especially at church. There are these things called respect and morals maybe you should look into them.

  • 86 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:26pm

    "All the women who fought for the feminist movement hate u" LOL 11:38AM You just used to the term "whore". You should have nothing to say on behalf of the feminist movement.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:42pm

    Genius posting! Also, I wonder if you were at my church because 571 is nova... St. Peters by any chance?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:57pm

    Jesus shouldn't care since he isn't real

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:18pm

    If you could suck jesus' dick would you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:14am

    Not funny at all you stupid fat piece of fuck

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:29pm

    @ 11:38 As a feminist I'm gonna say the girl who wears what she wants is doing a lot more for the movement than the girl that calls her a whore because of it. Take a look at "My short skirt" from the Vagina Monologues... then keep reading. Despite media bullcrap, feminism isn't about hating anyone.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:57pm

    You're worse than an actual slut

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:39pm

    Sounds pretty hot to me, in fact, I had to take care of a little business before posting. Nice, very nice. Oh yeah.....

  • 80 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:23pm

    12:40 just because your mother lied and said you looked good doesn't mean you did :(

  • 78 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:53am

    Jesus I love u Hailee lol

  • 77 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:51pm

    If Jesus wasn't a looney fuck, he'd probably fuck you in the ass for a birthday present. Enjoy the dick of the "lord-a!" 

  • 75 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:39am

    And church gotta love iPhones :-)

  • 79 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:26pm

    umm sorry chief Jesus had a purity ring lol. U just tortured him wit that one

  • 77 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:37pm

    Damn you white girls are sexy as fuck and you know it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:13pm

    Merry christmas everyone....

  • 76 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:38pm

    Seriously! ^ Church is a damn lie

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:27pm

    i think that u need to go to church more.

  • 76 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:30pm

    Do any of you people calling this girl a whore remember Mary magdaline? She was one of jesus' closest friends, and a prostitute. Don't be so quick to judge, Jesus didn't! So, yeah, don't you feel like. Assholes now? Yo should, you judgemental douches.

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:03pm

    This text sounds too stupid to be real. Unless the person who wrote it is 13.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:53pm

    MY PENIS IS INFECTED

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:16pm

    12:06-hahahaha funny!

  • 72 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:39pm

    You'll be bangin all the way to Hell to the devil likes sluts to....

  • 73 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:07pm

    At the end of the day you're just a dirty cunt. Enjoy you're time in hell.

  • 70 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:56pm

    fuck you you stupid dumb ass mother fucking hoe

  • 69 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:48am

    Hahahaaa! You Go girl!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:09pm

    Ah, nothing like keeping the Christmas spirit - NOT! Geez. This is suppose to be a time of peace and goodwill and you tards just wanna hate against a fat girl dressing like a skank to go into a house of worship.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:41am

    Come on it's not that big of a deal. It doesn't matter how you worship, it's who. So give her a break.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:34am

    Jesus just slowed ur metabolism down forever!!! Enjoy the last time u will fit n that dress honey

  • 67 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:39pm

    Pretty sure that was the girl sitting in the same row as me! Her dress was way to high and her shoes were slutty for sure!

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 11, 12 at 8:04am

    Dressing skanky to church is just being disrespectful to people whose life is about their religion. Funny text, but if I knew someone who did this I'd think they were a bit of a dickhead.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:04pm

    Wow. That was so unnessecary. If Jesus wasn't real, none of uS would be here. And even if you don't believe Jesus is god at least be smart enough to realize he was a real person. Dumbass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:12pm

    Go you. You know all the guys will be looking and The Big Guy (if there is one or her) too. You rock.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:02pm

    Lol sounds like my girlfriend. Stupid whore...

  • 64 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:58am

    LOL, it is 'cause it'll make all the innocent church boys "sin" their body.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:20pm

    Mary Magdalene was not a whore, it is proven that she wasn't. One of the women hating catholic popes made up that lie, and it clung on. But for real, she wasn't a whore. She was actually from a family that was kind of royalty. And btw, I think that all of you should calm down, really this is texts from last night...what do you expect?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:30pm

    "Jesus shouldn't care since he isn't real" "Who the fuck still goes to church" You dumb fucks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 4:13am

    i wouldnt mind having a hot bitch like that on my nuts at church. then maybe i could stay awake through that bullshit

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:34pm

    Dressing like a slut is fine, but it's too bad you have no respect for the people around you. You should always dress appropriately for what you are doing and church is not the club :/ I feel bad for the people who went to that service to celebrate with their families and had to look at you.

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      Submitted by adriix3 on Jan 11, 10 at 9:48pm

      hhaha you are pathetic. get over it its a freaking tfln. losen the fuck up you conservative nazi !!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:53am

    I'm a troll if a man asks you to cock him you cock him dammit!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:57am

    hihihi this is so funny and all you guys who criticize this girl: she admits that it's way to slutty so it's not like she thinks it's normal. give her a break, it's funny haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:53pm

    4:23 Go fuck yourself, you ugly ass whore.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:53am

    This is pretty funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:35pm

    Agreeing with 7:47! Churches are just cults anyway! Think about it. We were born naked! People are such prudes! I swear!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:58am

    This makes me happy, u do me pleaseee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:46pm

    no 500 lb woman looks "bangin" whore

  • 53 94
    Submitted by EricaMartin on Mar 23, 10 at 8:37pm

    No he won't appreciate it- u will just go to hell but hey as long as your text got a laugh I guess it was all worth it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:53am

    I would've fucked her on the altar! Fuck your church

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:52pm

    Nothing displays God's glory more than a dirty little slut. Halla- fuckin-llieua.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:10pm

    Send me a pic of u in that dress suger titts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:10pm

    bangin? since when does a bitch say "i look so bangin" u must not get dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:35am

    people calm the fuck down this is halarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:27pm

    571 area code ftw!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:39am

    If you're going to dress like that to go to like a party or club, fine. But to church, really? You're just asking everyone there to hate you. There are occasions where your just going to have to wear clothes, sorry to break it to you honey. This just proves that you're immature and I hope that you finally decide to grow up and be appropriate.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:38am

    All the women who fought for the feminist movement hate u I can wear that slurry dress too honey but I bet I look sexy and classier than u in a business suit standing next to the cheap whore (u) n chiech

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:33pm

    Dam you black girls are soo easy and you know it. Go Kennedy's fried chicken