I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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Awwww yeah! Thanks, baby. I'm kind of tired of the old ladies with their stupid hats.
- your pal, Jesus
it would be a turn on if she didn't say she looked bangin...
Make them church peoples squirm!
12:40 just because your mother lied and said you looked good doesn't mean you did :(
Silly feminist, get back in the kitchen.
Who the fuck still goes to church?!
You people are all taking this waaay to seriously..
since when is there a dress code to church? god made us all naked so actually shes over dressing.
Lmaoo hilarious. Two thumbs up baby
Church is not meant for that. I went last night and I looked pretty but I covered up. You don't need to show your titties and too much skin to look good.
Thank god there are idiots like you in the world!
I'd go to church if more people dressed skanky!
"All the women who fought for the feminist movement hate u"
You just used to the term "whore". You should have nothing to say on behalf of the feminist movement.
I have to be first cause I have a small penis and it makes me feel cool
Lol wow! ..... What color was it :P
Not funny at all you stupid fat piece of fuck
1:57 you can "rock it" without looking like a slut especially at church. There are these things called respect and morals maybe you should look into them.
Sounds pretty hot to me, in fact, I had to take care of a little business before posting. Nice, very nice. Oh yeah.....
I just so happen to love whores, haters.
You're worse than an actual slut
i think that u need to go to church more.
As a feminist I'm gonna say the girl who wears what she wants is doing a lot more for the movement than the girl that calls her a whore because of it.
Take a look at "My short skirt" from the Vagina Monologues... then keep reading.
Despite media bullcrap, feminism isn't about hating anyone.
Damn you white girls are sexy as fuck and you know it
Jesus shouldn't care since he isn't real
If church was like this I'd go every Sunday.
This text sounds too stupid to be real. Unless the person who wrote it is 13.
Genius posting! Also, I wonder if you were at my church because 571 is nova... St. Peters by any chance?
Come on it's not that big of a deal. It doesn't matter how you worship, it's who. So give her a break.
If you could suck jesus' dick would you?
Jesus I love u Hailee lol
If Jesus wasn't a looney fuck, he'd probably fuck you in the ass for a birthday present. Enjoy the dick of the "lord-a!"
She sounds like a girl who often gets cornered in random places with the only way out being trained, ganged, etc. and has yet to understand why
Hahahaaa! You Go girl!
Seriously! ^ Church is a damn lie
And church gotta love iPhones :-)
Jesus just slowed ur metabolism down forever!!! Enjoy the last time u will fit n that dress honey
At the end of the day you're just a dirty cunt. Enjoy you're time in hell.
Lol sounds like my girlfriend. Stupid whore...
Wow. That was so unnessecary. If Jesus wasn't real, none of uS would be here. And even if you don't believe Jesus is god at least be smart enough to realize he was a real person. Dumbass.
Mary Magdalene was not a whore, it is proven that she wasn't. One of the women hating catholic popes made up that lie, and it clung on. But for real, she wasn't a whore. She was actually from a family that was kind of royalty. And btw, I think that all of you should calm down, really this is texts from last night...what do you expect?
Pretty sure that was the girl sitting in the same row as me! Her dress was way to high and her shoes were slutty for sure!
Do any of you people calling this girl a whore remember Mary magdaline? She was one of jesus' closest friends, and a prostitute. Don't be so quick to judge, Jesus didn't! So, yeah, don't you feel like. Assholes now? Yo should, you judgemental douches.
You'll be bangin all the way to Hell to the devil likes sluts to....
hihihi this is so funny and all you guys who criticize this girl: she admits that it's way to slutty so it's not like she thinks it's normal. give her a break, it's funny haha
fuck you you stupid dumb ass mother fucking hoe
Merry christmas everyone....
i wouldnt mind having a hot bitch like that on my nuts at church. then maybe i could stay awake through that bullshit
LOL, it is 'cause it'll make all the innocent church boys "sin" their body.
Go you. You know all the guys will be looking and The Big Guy (if there is one or her) too. You rock.
umm sorry chief Jesus had a purity ring lol. U just tortured him wit that one
Dressing skanky to church is just being disrespectful to people whose life is about their religion. Funny text, but if I knew someone who did this I'd think they were a bit of a dickhead.
No he won't appreciate it- u will just go to hell but hey as long as your text got a laugh I guess it was all worth it.
"Jesus shouldn't care since he isn't real"
"Who the fuck still goes to church"
You dumb fucks.
Send me a pic of u in that dress suger titts
This is pretty funny.
Agreeing with 7:47! Churches are just cults anyway! Think about it. We were born naked! People are such prudes! I swear!
If you're going to dress like that to go to like a party or club, fine. But to church, really? You're just asking everyone there to hate you. There are occasions where your just going to have to wear clothes, sorry to break it to you honey. This just proves that you're immature and I hope that you finally decide to grow up and be appropriate.
I'm a troll if a man asks you to cock him you cock him dammit!!
4:23 Go fuck yourself, you ugly ass whore.
Ah, nothing like keeping the Christmas spirit - NOT! Geez. This is suppose to be a time of peace and goodwill and you tards just wanna hate against a fat girl dressing like a skank to go into a house of worship.
people calm the fuck down this is halarious
no 500 lb woman looks "bangin"
Dressing like a slut is fine, but it's too bad you have no respect for the people around you. You should always dress appropriately for what you are doing and church is not the club :/ I feel bad for the people who went to that service to celebrate with their families and had to look at you.
hhaha you are pathetic. get over it its a freaking tfln. losen the fuck up you conservative nazi !!
All the women who fought for the feminist movement hate u
I can wear that slurry dress too honey but I bet I look sexy and classier than u in a business suit standing next to the cheap whore (u) n chiech
Nothing displays God's glory more than a dirty little slut. Halla- fuckin-llieua.
This makes me happy, u do me pleaseee
571 area code ftw!!!
I would've fucked her on the altar! Fuck your church
Dam you black girls are soo easy and you know it. Go Kennedy's fried chicken
bangin? since when does a bitch say "i look so bangin" u must not get dick