he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
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More like "box of tragic". I say running away could be a good idea too.
For some reason the plot from "Hostel" popped in my head...
all it was missing was a circular saw, with a "too short cord on it" lol!
I threw up a little into my mouth when I read this...
Garentie this happened in a trailor
Lol, 10 points for effort on guarantee..
No... no, I feel like 10 points of effort would have produced a better end result than that. Fail for not even using phonetics properly.
see, now that's debatable... i think there was at least a firm attempt at sounding it out.
phonetic win; spelling fail
haha. hostel. good one.
even the spammer got less thumbs down than the first guy.
I just threw up in my nose!!! Gross!!! Run!!! Lol
Obviously most girls don't fall for this if they're expired
Ew, run far, very far
Run. And take the marshmellow fluff with you.
Get out b4 its too late LOL!!
When was the last time he used his "box of magic"? Sounds like it had potential at one point! \n\nI'd still run now though! ;-)
GET OUT NOW!
It puts the lotion on it's skin....
The marshmallow fluff sounds pretty good
Gotta love that Ohio charm.... Haha RUN
Where's the peanutbutter ?
He's a keeper .
I think I barfed a bit at marshmallow fluff.
FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!@!@!@@@!
grow the fck up!!