He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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Rule 182: If you are using a book for rules, be sure to use spellcheck.
7777777 get out of jail now
Rule 217: If your jelous because your not #1 on his speed dial, obviously he doesn't see you as often.
oh, ha ha ha...that's soooo funny. Ok. seriously? WTF?
So of course you hooked up with him. You know, I can't really decide how you felt about him in this text. Did his badassery (carried by the XX chromosome; see the recent previous text) excite you or turn you off?
Do not know why anyone would have that shit on their speed dial. As if you're allowed to keep your phone in jail?
is funny because jail release number is like food delivery number! easy to remember!