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  He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.

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• 7777777 get out of jail now

  Submitted by firstkiller187 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:04am

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• Rule 182: If you are using a book for rules, be sure to use spellcheck.

  Submitted by whattt on Aug 4, 10 at 9:38am

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• Oh ATX...

  Submitted by raerae24 on Aug 5, 10 at 11:23am

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• oh, ha ha ha...that's soooo funny. Ok. seriously? WTF?

  Submitted by CIT on Aug 4, 10 at 9:15am

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• Rule 217: If your jelous because your not #1 on his speed dial, obviously he doesn't see you as often.

  Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 9:20am

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• So of course you hooked up with him. You know, I can't really decide how you felt about him in this text. Did his badassery (carried by the XX chromosome; see the recent previous text) excite you or turn you off?

  Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Aug 4, 10 at 9:57am

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• Do not know why anyone would have that shit on their speed dial. As if you're allowed to keep your phone in jail?

  Submitted by G_Money on Aug 4, 10 at 11:51am

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• is funny because jail release number is like food delivery number! easy to remember!

  Submitted by aterribleperson on Aug 5, 10 at 4:37am

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