tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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11:34 bitches cheat too
If men weren't cheating pieces of shit u wouldn't have this problem. Try being faithful for a change
11:40- the man. He should not be driving in the kitchen.
11:44- but then she'll say why you delete everything. What dont you want me to see????
Theres no way around it. Just dont cheat.
Okay children. Go read this weeks Savage love and learn how to handle yourself in adult relationships.
Immature jerks idolize it when assholes like Tiger Woods cheat on thier women. What's to idolize? Cheaters are cowards and little boys who are so insecure they need thier little exploits to feel like men. They don't have the emotional maturity to deliver in ONE relationship at a time. When you meet a guy like this, run as fast as you can. These things don't change.
You fucked it up for yourself, idiot.
sorry 1259(1) already taken
Keep telling yourself that, 2:02
Don't settle for picture perfect relationships in the first place. Why not wait for the person you are super attracted to. Tiger seemed like he wanted a double life. Why not just be a player if thats what he is... be who you are. Its ok to enjoy being single... Nike agrees! Just do it!
I agree with 1:29. End the relationship. Telling everyone else, including the one you're cheating with, that you are going to end the original relationship is NOT the same thing as ending it.
HAHAHAHAHAHA 9:22, I'm a chick, but you are my hero. Lmao.
If any bitch grabbed my phone the next thing she'd be grabbing is the door knob as I kick her lousy ass out of my life.
I agree with 3:25. There are other ways than monogamy to have relationships, but the ethical thing is for all involved to be aware. If you're in a closed relationship but want something "extra," then discuss opening the relationship. No big thing. Monogamy is just one way; it's not the only way.
11:54 is right. Before she met Tiger, Elin was working as a fucking au paire changing shitty diapers and wiping asses and noses. Without getting picked up by a guy like Tiger what chance would she ever have to live in a mansion in Florida?
Being a boyfriend doesn't require signing a contract to keep your dick from roaming. If you are married...then you have that type of contract. That's why I will never get married and I tell my friends never to get married. Marriage offers NOTHING to a guy. Just don't get married and there will be no cheating issues
"bitch put my phone down and shut the fuck up"
One day, all of you that are high fiving like morons about this cheating shit, will fall in love, get cheated on, and dumped because you're such backwards idiots. It probably hasn't happened yet because any intelligent woman can see through your empty bravado and wouldn't touch you with a stick. I hope all of your hearts (in reference to the all laughing hyenas who are bragging about cheating) get your hearts and dick stepped on by your lady's stiletto and thrown in the dumpster.
news for the OP; Women have been doing that for years. Tiger just didn't get the memo about deleting shit.
omg every1 was still cheating before this tiger woods thing i mean its nt like everyone started cheating on each other the second he did it
Do all men really think like the ignorant assholes who have posted on this? "Superior" Gender FTW!!!!
All of you idiots are going to end up alone for the rest of your life.
Some girls are just just plain bitches, some are that way cus guys can't keep thier dicks to one chick!!
Seriously, gonna cheat, just dump the girl. ID rather be dump than cheated on. Less mess
Awesome fucking text!
A woman cheats and she's a whore. A man cheats and he's the envy of his moronic buddies.
bitches should stay in the goddamn kitchen and stop bitchin and make men sandwiches and bring us beer...fuckin women
to 11:37 and 12:37. You backwards idiots belong in the cave man era. Ni self respecting woman in her right mind would want to make a sandwich let alone BE with a douch like you people. And the ones that do, well I truly pity them. Either they are stupid or have no self esteem, both are sad. You two are losers, go make ME a sandwich, join the 21st century and shut the fuck up with your chauvinistic, Neanderthalic spouting. Lazy loser.
Here's an idea: how about you just don't cheat?
Haha, that's hilarious! Typical woman! If she could make a sandwich then maybe she wouldn't get cheated on!
I must have missed this story about Tiger...
God I love when people get trolled by that one. Kudos 11:52
Tell me about it Tiger is ruining it for everyone... the guy I was screwing won't talk to me now because he's afraid his wife will find out.
You cheating pieces of shit are fucking it up for us honest nonmonogamous people. Instead of being mature about the possibility of opening the relationship up, you run around like spoiled children. And you damn hypocrites would get super pissed if your significant other was banging some strange on the side.
11:47 - If you always delete everything from the beginning of a relationship, then there won't be anything to question. Just blame your need to delete everything all the time on your OCD.
... It's called delete, numbers, names, or texts. All works...
I got one thing to say. Delet the shit and there is nuttin for her to question.
523 I wish u would try that shit with me b cause u would have to go to sleep sometime friend n then it's on!
u need to drop that loser its none of her business wut u be texting, sure i get curious but i dont get psycho like that. unneccesary.
Wow 8:55 calm the fuck down, fuckin psychopath
When a man brings up the kind of bacon Tiger does, he's absolutely entitled to a slice of strange every now and again.
She should be bringing him women as thanks for providing her a giant house and wonderful life, merely for his ability to play a game. He should keep it on the down low so as not to embarrass her, of course. And the mistress should know her place, too.
Like Chris Rock said, a man is only as faithful as his options, and near billionaire has got some options, chickies.
What is the difference between a BMW and a golfball?
Tiger can drive one of them
before you get married you get all the pussy you want. after you get married you are limited to one pussy. why is that a good deal?
I have a idea don't do shit you don't want to deal with the consequences on. If you have a snoopy untrusting bitch as a gf it is prolly a shitty relationship anyway, with you being a cheating scum bag and her being a nosey bitch. It is prolly better she find out and you both move on
Not clever or funny. Fail.
1247 If you seriously takes the trolls seriously maybe you deserve to be cheated on
Tiger new name chita
7:25, good call. This week's Dan Savage article needs to be read by any girl who has been played the fool . Any vindictive bitches who see themselves being dumped out of a cheating triangle and "cheating piece of shit " guys - as dan savage calls them - might learn something too. But not much hope they will.
Password locked my iPhone, change the passowrd every week. If she asks why it's locked, I tell her that if it gets stolen that no one will see the nudies of her. She bought it.
If she has any brains in that blond head she should suck off that celebrity tit as long as possible. When she married him, she whored herself out to $$$. All she would be doing is working as a whore for a longer time
hahaha you wanna know whats sooo funny is that you guys are all talking shit about eachother on tfln. you guys are never going to meet so shutup you look fucking stupid hahah it makes me laugh.
grab a golf club and shove it up her suspicious cunt
8:55 literally had her period all over the place. My Iphone is dripping blood. Gawd. Don't take shit so seriously.
116 I agree but I do think you need also address that women do the same thing. From my experience many women cheat for an ego boost(same for guys). They love the feeling that there are other people that want them
8:55 you are amazing. There's no excuse for cheating and not a punishment great enough.
He's a dipshit. It's called password protect and delete delete delete.
@11:40 (last) says the pot to the kettle.
Now she's got 2 kids, a stretched out pussy, breastfeeding nipples, stretch marks -- and lives in a mansion probably living a lifestyle that costs close to $500K per month. What kind of au paire earns that dough?
Why would 12:53 (2) have a stick up her ass? She just has some self control and states the truth. People are so selfish.
I'm from the 703 :):)
8:55 just put it down
Dude it's a joke. Like I don't support cheating but this is meant to be a joke. No need to have your period.
12:53 has a stick up his/her ass
cheat on ya man ma that's how ya get ahizead
11:37 ur my new best friend. Why do women have rights shyt they are devices created by god for cleanin our homes cookin our food havin sex and makin kids man I tell u they got it good in Africa bitches is broken over there
@4:07 if she did that to me she'd be grabbing her teeth off the floor
Just dont date...problem solved now you can have promiscuous sex and have alot better stories to tell on tfln
Hey, 3:06, the good part is that you know enough about yourself not to get married. And good luck on that self esteem problem of yours.
If a man runs over a woman with a car, whos at fault for the accident?