I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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a toilet seat?!?!? at a bar?!? nasty doesn't even begin to describe that.
If I was doing blow of a toilet seat in a bar, I would be more concerned about the fact that my life has hit rock bottom than about a karaoke contest...
Rock bottom is snorting cocaine off of toilet seats in a bar after singing karaoke. Much less winnning.
Off the tiolet seat ? That's nasty
hahahaha. im not all for the use of cocaine but i still found this funny. i wish i would have been there to see your expression
When there's posts about other drugs besides weed people always bitch.\nMaybe people should just post "mann I was so STONED" texts.\nSorry tfln'ers there's other things to abuse besides lame ass weed.
A person can only FAIL so much...damn
First place was a spot on the show Intervention
why are so many tfln about doing blows?\nsince when is that cool/funny ?
Heh. Ass sniffer
Probably a dude. Women's restrooms have way more counter space plus they are probably not going to do it off the sear.
Sounds like someone was at High Velocity lol
And to everyone bashing him for the fact it was a toilet seat, realize that most of you flush a toilet while standing above it, sending a bunch of other people's shit residue all over yourself and your open mouth. So....
What toilets do you use? And, are you a midget?
I laughed aloud when I read this in my Languages class. Ah man I must look about as crazy as dem cocaine makes this guy, cuz usually they wont publically arrest you as youre presumably dumping dinner. Moral of story is, of course: Don't get involved in anything that will distract you from your coke.
only if this was funny..
THATS WHY THEY DOLLAR BILLS...SO U DON'T HAFTA DO IT OFF THE TOILET SEAT......JK
This made me laugh so hard!! Brings back such memories!
Weed's a plant and not nearly as destructive and low as cocaine is. I don't think the weed texts are ever that funny, but coke texts only prove what a sad life someone leads.
umm.. drugs are bad m'kay ? firsties don't lie