I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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a toilet seat?!?!? at a bar?!? nasty doesn't even begin to describe that.
If I was doing blow of a toilet seat in a bar, I would be more concerned about the fact that my life has hit rock bottom than about a karaoke contest...
Rock bottom is snorting cocaine off of toilet seats in a bar after singing karaoke. Much less winnning.
Off the tiolet seat ? That's nasty
A person can only FAIL so much...damn
hahahaha. im not all for the use of cocaine but i still found this funny. i wish i would have been there to see your expression
When there's posts about other drugs besides weed people always bitch.\nMaybe people should just post "mann I was so STONED" texts.\nSorry tfln'ers there's other things to abuse besides lame ass weed.
First place was a spot on the show Intervention
why are so many tfln about doing blows?\nsince when is that cool/funny ?
Heh. Ass sniffer
Sounds like someone was at High Velocity lol
Probably a dude. Women's restrooms have way more counter space plus they are probably not going to do it off the sear.
And to everyone bashing him for the fact it was a toilet seat, realize that most of you flush a toilet while standing above it, sending a bunch of other people's shit residue all over yourself and your open mouth. So....
What toilets do you use? And, are you a midget?
only if this was funny..
THATS WHY THEY DOLLAR BILLS...SO U DON'T HAFTA DO IT OFF THE TOILET SEAT......JK
This made me laugh so hard!! Brings back such memories!
I laughed aloud when I read this in my Languages class. Ah man I must look about as crazy as dem cocaine makes this guy, cuz usually they wont publically arrest you as youre presumably dumping dinner. Moral of story is, of course: Don't get involved in anything that will distract you from your coke.
Weed's a plant and not nearly as destructive and low as cocaine is. I don't think the weed texts are ever that funny, but coke texts only prove what a sad life someone leads.
umm.. drugs are bad m'kay ? firsties don't lie