1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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It's not post it's partial you dumbass. And that's the last thing on obamas mind right now. He's trying to pull us out of s giant shit hole. Why I'm I even trying you ignorant
Wtf. Put the politics somewhere else. That has nothing to do with tequila and cake.
good but seems fake D:
To mister 8:23 pm on Oct 12, the text never said that the person says slutty things to any particular person.
To the political pricks, only if the mother's life is in danger should abortion be considered. There are orphanages and foster homes, you know. Also, by trying to pull us out of a "giant shit hole" (11:45), Obama has run up the national debt/deficit/whatever to at least 3 times, if not 5 times, what it was under Bush.
11:36. Your the biggest idiot in the world. Post birth abortion? Nooooo. Partial birth abortions. Maybe. If the mothers life is in danger. Get it right tard
Even though our national debt is 3 times or whatever greater than bush's debt, at least obama's debt was debt incurred to stimulate our economy. Bush didn't think of that. Not only that but our government didn't spend money foriegn would call back their funds and leave us in deeper shit
1201...you are a fucking moron.
1:03...google "Obama national deficit". First result states "Obama has nearly tripled deficit 'Bush left him' already". This article was from February 09. Another forecasts that by the end of the current year, Obama will have run up a higher national deficit than all the years Bush was in office. That article wasn't even counting health reform costs.
I just took my morning vitamins with vodka. It's gonna be that kind of day.
I think this is a girl-to-girl text. You know, a best-friend thing.
I'll be damned if TFLN isn't a micro-mystery! It should be a college course. TFLN Analysis.
Mmm, ditto. I love Dallas.
This sounds JUST like my roommate and myself after my birthday party. Glad we weren't the only apartment covered in cake.
Well Rusty, looks like we're gonna have to eat our way through another one.
I call thy bullshit 2:01.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
uhm people it's tfln... not a place to have political debates. it's making u look dumb by posting thar here.
sounds like me.
Never give up tequila !
12:29... Fuck you liberal dumb shit:)
12:01am... I love you!
wow. i wrote this and did not know my friend was going to post this...ha. so yes its real. and it was a girl to girl thing!
dallas.. you make me proud (:
1/ Why do you care that much if you're too drunk to know what to say?
2/ Why do you care honestly if you love him?
3/ Um. Lame.
4/ Um no you don't, because you minded so much that you said slutty things to him.
Ah hahaha. TFLN Analysis.. good one!
I think this is the cutest TFLN I've ever read..
not even half as funny as "Tres. that's 3 in Spanish. 4. fuck three doors down."
Awww...8:23 is lonely, poor li'l feller.
I LIKE HAVING SEX WITH BLASIANS WITH WIDE BUTTHOLES
She is the best header at myschool damn
Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
John Lennon once told me that because the wold is round it turned him on.
12:01... really? 3 times? 5 times? this is the sort of thing you should really google before you make an ass out of yourself.
1201,, you said i perfectly