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  • 90 46
    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 8, 10 at 6:28pm

    He was probably sleeping with his sister. Incest is popular with colonial beach rednecks!

  • 88 57
    Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 8, 10 at 8:35pm

    Hahaha, that actually stops people?

  • 84 69
    Submitted by 04stx on Mar 8, 10 at 4:38pm

    Stick it in her ass....dry.

  • 77 56
    Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 9, 10 at 2:05pm

    http://girlonthetoilet.tumblr.com/

  • 73 55
    Submitted by hmr0824 on Mar 8, 10 at 4:14pm

    Haha nice. First!

  • 71 52
    Submitted by knomye on Mar 9, 10 at 12:30am

    I like this one. Very funny.

  • 71 52
    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 8, 10 at 7:13pm

    "Don't worry dude we didn't fuck in your bed, but we did take the strap-on dildo from under your bed and then dipped it in some Jiffs chunky peanut butter and then she Jack hammered me all night. Sorry I know you were looking forward to me doing that."

  • 66 46
    Submitted by Sara_Camille on Mar 8, 10 at 4:21pm

    Second! Tehe

  • 75 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 4:24pm

    Sounds like me

  • 64 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 12:29am

    Yup this is deft someone who lives in Richmond Probably one of my friends

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 4:23pm

    Haha, this one is funny

  • 65 55
    Submitted by AW_TFR on Mar 9, 10 at 2:49am

    Cazo dats nasty

  • 58 42
    Submitted by Wand on Mar 24, 10 at 9:07pm

    I told you they were in the drawer right next to you guys, and to just use the other sheets, or did this happen to some-one else too?

  • 59 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 8:25pm

    Anal .... Hahahahahahahav

  • 62 56
    Submitted by BBCowboy808 on Mar 9, 10 at 5:19am

    Bed, Floor or in the car, it don't matter!

  • 61 66
    Submitted by nighthawkcchc on Mar 9, 10 at 8:18am

    Purchase a lock