His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
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I don't know why people are giving this a "bad night". You stuck up cunts need to learn what real love is and how it's found--which happens to be right through the side of a beer can.
I'm a girl too and I would take a beer over some girly mixed drink any day. I'm not too picky but Beer is Good.. And Stuff.
1:58 - and they said you would never use math in real life!
2:37 is wise. A very wise person. OMMMMMMMMMMMM
If anyone has ever tasted a beer from Texas named Lone Star, they would know that it makes Keystone and PBR taste like freshly brewed Belgian selects.
Easily the worst beer ever.
@10:21 you got it backwards. but of course if you drink stella and grand you probably take it in the backwards.
People still drink keystone?? damn we must really be in a depression. Butt light has never treated me wrong, its piss water beer but its better than keystone thats for sure.
damn... Why the heck would you drink Keystone?
12:55 At least the girl in the text understands sarcasm.
2:43 You're so witty.
12:34 (...22.214.171.124 :) ) had it right - PBR/Keystone were the perfect college day beers - who cars if you had to drink the entire case to feel it???
YEAH, YOU ARE A FUCKIN DOUCHE BAG IF YOU DRINK KEYSTONE, FUCKIN DOUCHE BAG!!!
Anyone that is that is saying PBR and Keystone is great I have a question for you: Is your trailer a single or double wide?
Dude, I'm not gonna lie. I think my brother is the one who did this to this girl ha.
2:01 - i'm a lady and i'm not really interested in a better quality drink!
some of us girls are just classy like that!
Does anyone remember Schlizts?
yeah i have to say keystone shouldnt qualify as beer... alcohol water maybe
dude this guy is my soul mate, let him know there's a girl in ohio that is in love!
Keystone isnt a man's beer.
but you do what you gotta do i suppose.
better than coors ligth
229 you are retarded, first of all keystone is better than fucking coors, and secondly PBR trumps all of them- and if you don't like PBR go watch gran torino
Wow. I think someone is watching my life!
You love Busch Lite BECAUSE you are a girl. It's ok honey, I didn't know that Stella Artois and Grand Marnier were better than Busch Lite and Jack Daniels until I was about 20.
You'll get there, just get through junior year of high school first.
i can't shotgun beer.
12:48 correct me if im wrong but i think keystone is just the coors light that doesnt pass grade... so how can it be better
Mwa-ha-haa! Been there, done that. Turned out NOT to be a keeper. Go figure ... :P
2:49AM- keystone and BUSCH are the lower quality substitutes for coors and bud light respectively. natty ice is terrible. keystone is awesome
Come on people Red Dog may be the worst beer ever. As long as you exclude malt liquors. Keystone did get me through college, but once you actually have money...there is no excuse...
CARES not CARS.
Sorry - that's what I get for doing this at work and not taking the time to proofread.
anyone ever try Beer 30? that's a real brand. it's more economical than keystone and busch.
here's my breakdown from worst to best:
Keystone: the beer of the recession.
I drink it because its 13 bucks for 30 cans in Indiana. Thats 7.5 beer pong games people!
yeah that is grossss
american girls are so dumb.
I was shotgunning Keystone Lights last night. I sang a song about hibernation, told a bag of bread it was delicious, and fell backwards onto the lawn of the Lutheran house.
Later I got home and held all four corners of my bed and howled as the room shook violently.
Good night. Glad no women were involved.
its gotta be at least PBR for him to be a keeper