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  • I'm a girl too and I would take a beer over some girly mixed drink any day. I'm not too picky but Beer is Good.. And Stuff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 9:44am
  • I don't know why people are giving this a "bad night". You stuck up cunts need to learn what real love is and how it's found--which happens to be right through the side of a beer can.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 2:37am
  • 1:58 - and they said you would never use math in real life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 2:09am
  • 2:37 is wise. A very wise person. OMMMMMMMMMMMM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 4:28am
  • damn... Why the heck would you drink Keystone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:25am
  • If anyone has ever tasted a beer from Texas named Lone Star, they would know that it makes Keystone and PBR taste like freshly brewed Belgian selects. Easily the worst beer ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 2:58am
  • yeah i have to say keystone shouldnt qualify as beer... alcohol water maybe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:46am
  • 2:43 You're so witty. 12:34 (...1.2.3.4 :) ) had it right - PBR/Keystone were the perfect college day beers - who cars if you had to drink the entire case to feel it???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 5:10pm
  • 12:55 At least the girl in the text understands sarcasm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:36am
  • People still drink keystone?? damn we must really be in a depression. Butt light has never treated me wrong, its piss water beer but its better than keystone thats for sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:34pm
  • @10:21 you got it backwards. but of course if you drink stella and grand you probably take it in the backwards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:13am
  • YEAH, YOU ARE A FUCKIN DOUCHE BAG IF YOU DRINK KEYSTONE, FUCKIN DOUCHE BAG!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 2:29am
  • Wow. I think someone is watching my life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:46am
  • 2:01 - i'm a lady and i'm not really interested in a better quality drink! some of us girls are just classy like that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 9:30am
  • better than coors ligth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:48am
  • Keystone? EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:16am
  • 12:48 correct me if im wrong but i think keystone is just the coors light that doesnt pass grade... so how can it be better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:58am
  • dude this guy is my soul mate, let him know there's a girl in ohio that is in love!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Anyone that is that is saying PBR and Keystone is great I have a question for you: Is your trailer a single or double wide?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 2:43am
  • Does anyone remember Schlizts?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 10:43am
  • Keystone isnt a man's beer. but you do what you gotta do i suppose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 2:09am
  • yeah that is grossss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:39am
  • Dude, I'm not gonna lie. I think my brother is the one who did this to this girl ha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:54pm
  • I was shotgunning Keystone Lights last night. I sang a song about hibernation, told a bag of bread it was delicious, and fell backwards onto the lawn of the Lutheran house. Later I got home and held all four corners of my bed and howled as the room shook violently. Good night. Glad no women were involved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 2:02am
  • american girls are so dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:55am
  • i can't shotgun beer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 3:58am
  • its gotta be at least PBR for him to be a keeper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:49am
  • 229 you are retarded, first of all keystone is better than fucking coors, and secondly PBR trumps all of them- and if you don't like PBR go watch gran torino

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 2:31am
  • anyone ever try Beer 30? that's a real brand. it's more economical than keystone and busch. here's my breakdown from worst to best: Nattie Lite/Ice Icehouse Keystone Ice Beer 30 PBR Busch Light Keystone Light Coors Light

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:05am
  • Whoops. CARES not CARS. Sorry - that's what I get for doing this at work and not taking the time to proofread.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Come on people Red Dog may be the worst beer ever. As long as you exclude malt liquors. Keystone did get me through college, but once you actually have money...there is no excuse...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:34pm
  • 2:49AM- keystone and BUSCH are the lower quality substitutes for coors and bud light respectively. natty ice is terrible. keystone is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 10:08am
  • Mwa-ha-haa! Been there, done that. Turned out NOT to be a keeper. Go figure ... :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 3:11pm
  • Keystone: the beer of the recession. I drink it because its 13 bucks for 30 cans in Indiana. Thats 7.5 beer pong games people!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:58am
  • @ 8:18 You love Busch Lite BECAUSE you are a girl. It's ok honey, I didn't know that Stella Artois and Grand Marnier were better than Busch Lite and Jack Daniels until I was about 20. You'll get there, just get through junior year of high school first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 10:21pm