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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:54pm

    3:39 a lot of people get rides places because they have been drinking. I'm not sure if you know this, but drinking and driving tends to be frowned upon.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:13pm

    seems pretty self-explanatory...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:39pm

    You know what I don't get? Why don't these people ever have their own cars?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:52pm

    Is it cold living under a rock? Would you like a blanket?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:18pm

    He's saying he thought he was going to be in a threesome. What happened wasn't what he was expecting. He knew what a threesome was

  • 98 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:55pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 95 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:04pm

    This was mine. Most awkward night ever.

  • 91 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:35am

    When three people play golf it's also called a threesome. While it is highly probable that this text has to do with sex, it is possible that the threesome this person is in is the former when they thought it was going to be the latter, or vise-versa.

  • 91 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:23pm

    the OP is probably a dude and thought he was gettin busy two women and it ended up being a girl and a guy

  • 82 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:21am

    fuck fuck fuck dumb fucker -gauly

  • 84 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:28pm

    Makes sense to me if the poster was a guy and this was actually a "devil's threesome."

  • 88 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:08pm

    3:04, what's not to get about the word "threesome"? O.o

  • 86 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:21pm

    He probably thought there would be two girls instead of a couple. Or he thought he might like it and didn't. Switch he to she, and girls to guys if op is female.

  • 86 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:24pm

    Oh and 4:54, no one ever mentioned anything about drinking. I don't know if you know this but, you're kind of a douche. Love, yet again, 3:39

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:47pm

    How fucking old is OP that they don't know the street meaning of the word threesome? 12? 13? Yeah, you probably have no business fucking en masse at that age.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:15pm

    So true story. I had a threesome once with two of my guy friends. Lucky for me they both had big dicks. - Gemma

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:52pm

    something similar already posted, fail

  • 80 93
    Submitted by bluejayway on Mar 15, 10 at 8:37pm

    really, how the f do you not know..

  • 73 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:00pm

    fuck that stop copying from other ppl if uve nothing good to txt just dont!! low life...

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:36pm

    Will someone please explain in full detail, what you do in a threesome?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:17pm

    I think they are ref to the FACT that in MANY threesomes one person is always left OUT....

  • 75 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:34pm

    Y, they don't post ur shit anyways. I've submitted shit waaaaay more funny and they didn't post shit....

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:21pm

    4:54, If you're drinking than you shouldn't engage in a threesome either. Love, 3:39

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:55pm

    You misunderstood???

  • 71 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:09am

    Ooh. Pick me up too.

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:10pm

    What kind of idiot are you?

  • 67 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:50pm

    poor sheltered people

  • 71 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:12pm

    I'd Luv to show U what great threesome experiece feels like babe! :-)

  • 68 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:34pm

    I don't really like baby spice but I would love a threesome with crazy spice and Ginger spice.

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:00am

    I could so go a threesome right now!

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:39am

    How do you misunderstand that??

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:25pm

    U ppl get crazy jus calm down seriously lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:40pm

    what did you think it was?

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:53am

    WTF did you think a threesome was haha

  • 63 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:14am

    Zombie kid likes turtles (look it up on you tube RIGHT NOW!!!

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:10am

    Sorry that happened to ya OP.

  • 65 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:15pm

    Sooo you didn't get laid?

  • 56 82
    Submitted by dramanerd98107 on Jul 7, 10 at 1:38am

    2:52 You are my hero.

  • 61 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:42pm

    The way I'm reading this, the dude expected to be the minority and ran into the tip of another guy's poker.

  • 59 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:39pm

    Hahahahahaha I love threesomes. Jolly good times . -Sven the Fisherman

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:13pm

    It was 3 guys, not 2 other girls. :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:07pm

    Oh I get it! This is funny because the girl thought the threesome was something not sexual and did not like it so she wanted to leave. -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:54pm

    Oh I get it because she didn't know what it was so when she saw it she didn't like it! -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:38pm

    there's already been one similar to this. nice try.