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  • 3:39 a lot of people get rides places because they have been drinking. I'm not sure if you know this, but drinking and driving tends to be frowned upon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:54pm
  • seems pretty self-explanatory...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:13pm
  • You know what I don't get? Why don't these people ever have their own cars?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:39pm
  • Is it cold living under a rock? Would you like a blanket?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:52pm
  • When three people play golf it's also called a threesome. While it is highly probable that this text has to do with sex, it is possible that the threesome this person is in is the former when they thought it was going to be the latter, or vise-versa.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:35am
  • He probably thought there would be two girls instead of a couple. Or he thought he might like it and didn't. Switch he to she, and girls to guys if op is female.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:21pm
  • He's saying he thought he was going to be in a threesome. What happened wasn't what he was expecting. He knew what a threesome was

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:18pm
  • 3:04, what's not to get about the word "threesome"? O.o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:08pm
  • This was mine. Most awkward night ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:04pm
  • the OP is probably a dude and thought he was gettin busy two women and it ended up being a girl and a guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:23pm
  • Oh and 4:54, no one ever mentioned anything about drinking. I don't know if you know this but, you're kind of a douche. Love, yet again, 3:39

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:24pm
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:55pm
  • poor sheltered people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:50pm
  • really, how the f do you not know..

    Submitted by bluejayway on Mar 15, 10 at 8:37pm
  • What kind of idiot are you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:10pm
  • Makes sense to me if the poster was a guy and this was actually a "devil's threesome."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:28pm
  • fuck that stop copying from other ppl if uve nothing good to txt just dont!! low life...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Ooh. Pick me up too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:09am
  • 2:52 You are my hero.

    Submitted by dramanerd98107 on Jul 7, 10 at 1:38am
  • How fucking old is OP that they don't know the street meaning of the word threesome? 12? 13? Yeah, you probably have no business fucking en masse at that age.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:47pm
  • 4:54, If you're drinking than you shouldn't engage in a threesome either. Love, 3:39

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:21pm
  • U ppl get crazy jus calm down seriously lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:25pm
  • what did you think it was?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:40pm
  • Will someone please explain in full detail, what you do in a threesome?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:36pm
  • You misunderstood???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:55pm
  • fuck fuck fuck dumb fucker -gauly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:21am
  • I could so go a threesome right now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:00am
  • So true story. I had a threesome once with two of my guy friends. Lucky for me they both had big dicks. - Gemma

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:15pm
  • WTF did you think a threesome was haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:53am
  • something similar already posted, fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:52pm
  • The way I'm reading this, the dude expected to be the minority and ran into the tip of another guy's poker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:42pm
  • I'd Luv to show U what great threesome experiece feels like babe! :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:12pm
  • I don't really like baby spice but I would love a threesome with crazy spice and Ginger spice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:34pm
  • Zombie kid likes turtles (look it up on you tube RIGHT NOW!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:14am
  • It was 3 guys, not 2 other girls. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:13pm
  • Hahahahahaha I love threesomes. Jolly good times . -Sven the Fisherman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:39pm
  • I think they are ref to the FACT that in MANY threesomes one person is always left OUT....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:17pm
  • How do you misunderstand that??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:39am
  • Oh I get it! This is funny because the girl thought the threesome was something not sexual and did not like it so she wanted to leave. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:07pm
  • Sooo you didn't get laid?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:15pm
  • Sorry that happened to ya OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:10am
  • Y, they don't post ur shit anyways. I've submitted shit waaaaay more funny and they didn't post shit....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:34pm
  • there's already been one similar to this. nice try.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:38pm
  • Oh I get it because she didn't know what it was so when she saw it she didn't like it! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:54pm