I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
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your mother should be ashamed you can't spell naked.
and that you like rollerblades.
Haha this is sooooo fake. And not even funny. At least make something up that's funny, this is just bad on all levels.
i don't know about all of you but i have MOM CELL on my mom's number....
Haha I like this one
Just like Heather Graham in Boogie Nights
Seriously? Learn to spell before sending fake texts.
See, I call fake on a lot of these. I don't see this one as all too fake. Cause I've sent goofy shit like that to girlfriends just for fun. And I've definitely sent some AWFUL things to people on accident. So I say, believable.
Bunk. Fake. And bunk.
Lol that just sucks
Fake as ur moms tits
you stay classy, charlottesville.
Why does it matter if its fake! Its just fun to read. You guys are thinking way to much into this shit. Chill. Smoke a blunt ;]
another accidently fake tfln posted!
@ 205. I so agree. The people that actually have crazy nights don't get posted. The thirteen year old kids who sit and think up a funny text do. what the fuck.
and naykid? to whoever sent this, I'm gonna have to say NAY, KID. sorry loser.
You guys are both lying. Cause Im the mom who recieved the text.
Perhaps his mother is his ex girlfriend, his father is his brother. Judging by his spelling, it wouldn't surprise me.
Okay but your mother? Cmon now.
I never do the "fake" texts but damn what kind of idiot would really send that kind of text more than once without triple checking that they're sending it to the right person. Dumbass.
Mom says "stop sending me these texts"
Apparently it happens quite often. He should get that under control.
Whhhoooo cares if it's fake ?
They are still funny as hell. And I gotta agree with Chris. Blunt an chill
I'm a little teapot......
im emberassed to say im from the 434..wwat a dumbass text message
If it is real, mom you need to teach him how to spell and not to be a dipshit
The teapot likes pancakes....
LOL. Must be from Arkansas.
Fake or he lives in Arkansas
yeah I don't care how drunk stoned or what ever I am I'm sure gonna notice I'm texting something to mom
Monica - it wasn't your boyfriend, haha.
My friend sent that text, and I have the proof.
God, even the people are fake bullshitters on here.
wow yet another accidently sent to the wrong person text hmmmmmm
doesn't your mom like to make pancakes?
You otha brothas can't deny...
so tfln posts another fake text what else is new
5:22 why are you embarrassed about your spelling? Looks good to me
5:22 should be more embarassed about their spelling
This fake text isn't even trying to be original.
This isn't fake.... it was my bf who sent it, my name is Monica and my name is right under his mom's in his phone... he eventually just put stars in front of my name to seperate it so he wouldnt send her crazy stuff anymore lol
FAKKEEEEE!!!! im getting so tired reading repeats im pretty sure a mom wouldnt react like that, if your gunna be fake go back to fml
Yeah fake bullshit. There has been a couple of classic 'mom' ones already and if thi was real its still not as funny as the others.
And the mom says "stop doing this" implying it happens all the time - yeah right. OMG yor so Krazee
Yeah let's have more of this same kind of exchange between teen and mom, because there haven't been like a hundred of them already. Way to go, kids!!
Naykid? Naked? Weirdo. What the fuck...what does that even mean?
Ya Pretty much fake like everyone said. Your pretty rediculous
I'm down with 643. I think this shit is priceless! Fake or not! You got something ridiculous to write. I want to read it!
i agree 10:11, used to be a good website when stuff was real, now you can just tell people are making it up, i quit
Doug beson quotes rule!!
Fake - i think we've seen enough "this is your mother" texts.
Fucking lamer than FDRs legs.
Fake ass, lame ass shit!!!!
I think after something like that, I would delete my mom's number from the phone.
These are getting really old
Faker than obamas speeches
funny but FAKE.
Dude, this site is SUCKING these days. You screen by hand. Can't you put real messages up and not this lame shit?
I must have been confused, because I have sent in 8,876 actual texts from actual fucked-up people, and none of them have been posted. But clearly TFLN is a creative outlet for imaginary-text-inventors, dreaming of what it would be like to receive a text message from a fucked up person.
Umm bullshit?? Ya I think so